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Ted

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68% Tomatometer 217 Reviews 73% Popcornmeter 250,000+ Ratings
When John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) was a little boy, he made a wish that Ted (Seth MacFarlane), his beloved teddy bear, would come alive. Thirty years later, foul-mouthed Ted is still John's constant companion, much to the chagrin of Lori (Mila Kunis), John's girlfriend. Though Lori's displeasure is exacerbated by the pair's constant consumption of beer and weed, she's not the one who's most disappointed with John; it may take the intervention of John's boyhood toy to help him grow up at last.
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Ted's "romance versus bromance" plot is familiar, but the film's held aloft by the high-concept central premise and a very funny (albeit inconsistent) script.

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Deborah Ross The Spectator Sep 1, 2018
The greatest compliment I can pay Seth MacFarlane's Ted is that although this is essentially one of those slacker, stoner comedies, and such comedies aren't really my thing... this did make me laugh quite a bit. Go to Full Review
Violet Lucca Film Comment Magazine Jun 28, 2013
It is a film that seems to have an endless middle. Go to Full Review
Donald Clarke Irish Times Aug 3, 2012
4/5
There's just enough mileage in the gag to keep the movie spluttering through an energetic series of pop-cultural references and broadly staged orgies of profanity. Go to Full Review
Don Shanahan Every Movie Has a Lesson Sep 4, 2023
2/5
"Ted," while extremely funny in individual jokes here and there, suffers from that lame and predictable story, especially for something that advertises itself to be as daring. Go to Full Review
Brian Eggert Deep Focus Review Oct 4, 2022
3/4
Ted becomes a character that’s more than just a plot device or source of vulgar humor; he’s one of those oddly real characters brought to life by subtle and effective special FX. Go to Full Review
Danielle Solzman Solzy at the Movies Jun 29, 2022
2/5
Ten years after its release, films like Ted make one wonder what is it that we collectively saw in man-children on the screen. Go to Full Review
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Euan H @RT37982756 5 days ago Alot of fun it's a comfort watch for me. See more
Stephen C @dogfood23111 Nov 3, 2026 Funny in 01 hour, 46 minutes, and 00 seconds. In memory of Patrick Stewart (1940-2026). See more
Minions T @ChubbyKing2023 Oct 29, 2026 This movie was my huge childhood!!! Love it. ❤️❤️❤️❤️😩😩😩😌😩😌😩😩😩😌😌😌😁😁☺️☺️☺️☺️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ See more
Teddy B @RT90521672 Oct 12, 2026 Although it does begin to wear thin by the end, MacFarlane's confident direction and gag-a-minute approach, as well as a decently inventive premise and execution, make 'Ted' quite enjoyable and supremely funny at times. See more
Sheree B @SBrea Sep 18, 2026 I can't figure out if Seth MacFarlene is a genius or absolutely crazy. I think probably both. But it works. See more
Robert P @Superbad Sep 18, 2026 Ted = a 3.5 star Movie! So Why are people giving this a *5* star rating?? See more
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Seth MacFarlane

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Mark Wahlberg

John Bennett

Mila Kunis

Lori

Seth MacFarlane

Ted

Joel McHale

Rex

Giovanni Ribisi

Donny

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Synopsis When John Bennett (Mark Wahlberg) was a little boy, he made a wish that Ted (Seth MacFarlane), his beloved teddy bear, would come alive. Thirty years later, foul-mouthed Ted is still John's constant companion, much to the chagrin of Lori (Mila Kunis), John's girlfriend. Though Lori's displeasure is exacerbated by the pair's constant consumption of beer and weed, she's not the one who's most disappointed with John; it may take the intervention of John's boyhood toy to help him grow up at last.
Director
Seth MacFarlane
Producer
Scott Stuber, John Jacobs, Jason Clark
Screenwriter
Alec Sulkin, Wellesley Wild
Distributor
Universal Pictures
Production Co
Smart Entertainment, Fuzzy Door Productions, Bluegrass Films
Rating
R (Pervasive Language|Crude and Sexual Content|Some Drug Use)
Genre
Comedy, Fantasy
Original Language
English
Release Date (Theaters)
Jun 29, 2012, Wide
Release Date (Streaming)
Jul 21, 2015
Box Office (Gross USA)
$218.6M
Runtime
1h 46m
Sound Mix
Dolby Atmos, SDDS, Dolby Digital, Datasat
Aspect Ratio
Flat (1.85:1)
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