The Canyons

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The Canyons

R

2013

1h 35m

Mystery & Thriller

Drama

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The discovery of an illicit love affair leads two young Angelenos on a violent, sexually charged tour through the dark side of human nature.

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Oppressively misanthropic and ineptly made, The Canyons serves as a sour footnote in Paul Schrader's career -- but it does feature some decent late-period work from Lindsay Lohan.

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Jason Bailey

Flavorwire

06/19/2016

Bret Easton Ellis's screenplay is filled with the worst kind of tin-eared dialogue and situations that seldom rise above their soapish base instincts, and in the third act, he clearly just gives up and turns one of his characters into Patrick Bateman.

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Kate Muir

The Times (UK)

09/23/2014

2/5

With the pungent combination of a script from novelist Bret Easton Ellis, a performance by Lindsay Lohan and direction by Paul Schrader, The Canyons might have been a micro-budget sensation, but sadly it reeks of laziness.

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Mark Kermode

Observer (UK)

05/11/2014

1/5

Merely confirms Schrader as an all-but spent force (it's been largely downhill since the dismal Dominion) and nails Bret Easton Ellis as a one-trick pony.

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Mike Thorn

In Review Online

10/10/2024

[It] signals prophetic visions of breakdown — in empathetic corporeality, in cinema genre legacies, and in the capitalist American psyche.

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Mitchell Beaupre

Paste Magazine

06/24/2024

4.5/10

There are some compelling ideas here, they just get too often washed out in the muck of navel-gazing nothingness and a truly abominable performance from Deen.

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Jason Adams

My New Plaid Pants

07/06/2021

Flat and imbecilic, The Canyons is a chore in every sense

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David S

@IH8Phags69 Jan 23

Might as well of just turned it into a p0rn0!

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Jeffrey P

Jun 19

Uninteresting characters in an uninteresting plot for a pedestrian and uneventful relationship drama that amounts to little more than someone airing dirty laundry.

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Leigh D

@These634 08/20/2024

Laughed my way through it. It watches much like The Room. Lohan is a diamond in some very rough rough, however.

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Peter G

@PeterGabrielle 07/14/2024

If you understand high camp this is for you!

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L S

06/12/2024

It's worth watching for a good laugh at just how terrible this is.

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helder f

@uniquecliches 06/02/2024

The movie is very dislikable due to the poor acting and chemistry among the actors.it feels like a high school project. Lindsay Lohan has great scenes though. The very first scene of the movie, it looks like she’s the only actor in the room. I guess if you can put all that aside the story might be tempting.

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Synopsis

The discovery of an illicit love affair leads two young Angelenos on a violent, sexually charged tour through the dark side of human nature.

Director: Paul Schrader
Producer: Braxton Pope
Screenwriter: Bret Easton Ellis
Distributor: IFC Films
Production Co: Post Empire Films
Rating: R (Brief Drug Use|A Bloody Crime Scene|Graphic Nudity|Language Throughout|Strong Sexual Content)
Genre: Mystery & Thriller, Drama
Original Language: English
Release Date (Theaters): Aug 2, 2013, Limited
Release Date (Streaming): Dec 5, 2016
Box Office (Gross USA): $49.5K
Runtime: 1h 35m

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