Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan

  • Highest Rated: 100% Teenage Paparazzo (2010)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% InAPPropriate Comedy (2013)
  • Birthday: Jul 2, 1986
  • Birthplace: New York City, New York, USA
  • Reportedly became the first redheaded model hired by Ford at age 3. Has appeared in more than 60 commercial spots, including The Gap, Pizza Hut and Jell-O (with Bill Cosby). Beat out 4000 other actresses to get the lead child role in the 1998 remake of The Parent Trap. Won the award for Breakthrough Female Performance for Freaky Friday at MTV's 2004 Movie Awards, which she also hosted. Was impressive in the lead role as conflicted teen Cady Heron in the 2004 film that further enhanced her star power, Mean Girls. However, her 2006 film Just My Luck turned out to have an ironic title, as it fared poorly at the box office. Signed a long-term, multi-album contract with Tommy Mottola's Casablanca Records and released two albums, "Speak" and "A Little More Personal." "I want to do things that make me feel good and work with charities and see the positive side of things," she told Vanity Fair in 2006. "I'm in a place where I can really make an impact on people and really help girls that are, you know, people with anorexia, people that aren't in good relationships with their lovers...people that don't get along with their parents. I can change that a little bit." Unfortunately, things took a negative turn in the latter part of the decade, as Lohan became a regular target of tabloid headlines, and not for no reason: Her behavior during the filming of the 2006 movie Georgia Rule was slammed by a movie mogul as "unprofessional." The following year, she dealt with both drug rehab and a DUI/drug-possession arrest. Lohan's acting career stalled, and was subsequently overtaken by tabloid headlines, as the decade closed, though she did, in 2009, land a role in a slated 2010 film, The Other Side. In 2016, she studied Islam and considered converting. In 2017, she attracted attention by defending Harvey Weinstein, who had been accused of sexual harassment, and with whom she had worked on several films.

Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Among the Shadows Patricia 2019
22% The Canyons Tara Producer $31.8K 2013
4% Scary Movie 5 Lindsay Lohan $32.1M 2013
0% InAPPropriate Comedy Herself ('Above the Grate') $0.2M 2013
65% Love, Marilyn Actor $2.9K 2012
33% Liz & Dick Elizabeth Taylor 2012
100% Teenage Paparazzo Actor 2010
72% Machete April $26.3M 2010
9% I Know Who Killed Me Aubrey Fleming/Dakota Moss $7.3M 2007
18% Georgia Rule Rachel $18.9M 2007
18% Chapter 27 Jude 2007
46% Bobby Diane $11.1M 2006
No Score Yet Friendly Fire Actor 2006
82% A Prairie Home Companion Lola Johnson 2006
14% Just My Luck Ashley Albright $17.3M 2006
41% Herbie: Fully Loaded Maggie Peyton $66M 2005
84% Mean Girls Cady Heron $86M 2004
14% Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen Lola $29.3M 2004
No Score Yet Dramarama Actor 2004
88% Freaky Friday Anna Coleman $110.2M 2003
No Score Yet Get a Clue Alexandra `Lexy' Gold 2002
No Score Yet Life-Size Casey Stewart 2000
86% The Parent Trap Hallie/Annie 1998

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

27% Lindsay Lohan's Beach Club
2019
Host Appearing Producer
  • 2019
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Wendy Williams Show
2008
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2014
No Score Yet Billy on the Street
2011-2017
Guest Appearing
  • 2016
  • 2014
No Score Yet 2 Broke Girls
2011-2017
Claire Claire Guinness
  • 2014
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2013
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2009
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
  • 2004
23% Anger Management
2012
Herself
  • 2013
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Host
  • 2013
91% Eastbound & Down
2009-2013
Adult Shayna Powers
  • 2013
  • 2012
71% Glee
2009-2015
Herself
  • 2012
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Performer Host Host
  • 2012
  • 2006
  • 2005
  • 2004
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2006
  • 2004
No Score Yet Project Runway
2004
Judge
  • 2009
No Score Yet Project Runway
2005
Judge
  • 2009
97% Ugly Betty
2006-2010
Kimmie Keegan
  • 2008
  • 2007
No Score Yet King of the Hill
1997-2010
Voice
  • 2004
No Score Yet That '70s Show
1998-2006
Danielle
  • 2004
No Score Yet Dr. Phil
2002
Guest
  • 2004
  • 2003
No Score Yet Punk'd
2003-2012
Appearing
  • 2003
75% Bette
2000-2001

QUOTES FROM Lindsay Lohan CHARACTERS

Hallie/Annie
The bouquet is a little to robust for my liking, but then again, I'm partial to the soft California grape.
Hallie/Annie
The bouquet is a little too robust for my liking, but then again, I'm partial to the soft California grape.
Hallie/Annie
The bouquet is a little too robust for a Merlot. But then again, I'm partial to the soft California grape.
Regina George
120 calories and 48 calories from fat. What percent is that?
Gretchen Weiners
Um..48 into 120?
Regina George
I'm only eating foods with less than 30% calories of fat.
Cady Heron
It's 40%. Well, 48 over 120 equals x over a 100 and then you cross multiply and get the value of x.
Regina George
Whatever. I'm getting cheese fries.
Cady Heron
I hate her! I mean, she's really failing me on purpose, just because I didn't join that stupid Mathletes! She was so queer, she was like, "I'm pusher Cady, I'm a pusher."
Regina George
Hahaha!!! What does that even mean?
Cady Heron
Hey!
Karen Smith
(Shocked, startled and scared) Why are dressed so scary?
Karen Smith
Why are dressed so scary?
Cady Heron
It's Halloween.
Cady Heron
I hated Regina George! I hated her!
Dakota Moss
Who are you? And who is Aubrey?
Hallie Parker / Annie James
I'll take a whack at it!
Regina George
So you're, like, really pretty.
Cady Heron
Thank you.
Regina George
So you agree?
Cady Heron
What?
Regina George
You think you're really pretty?
Karen Smith
I'm kind of psychic. I have a fifth sense.
Cady Heron
What do you mean?
Karen Smith
It's like I have ESPN or something. My breasts can tell when it's gonna rain.
Cady Heron
In the real world, Halloween is when kids dress up and beg for candy. But in girl world, Halloween is the one time of year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girl can say anything about it. No one had told me about the girl world rule.
Hallie Parker / Annie James
where is it
Hallie Parker / Annie James
Where is it?
Tess Coleman
I am beyond cutting you slack, Anna, but you are not going to the audition!
Anna Coleman
Yes, I am!
Tess Coleman
No, you're not!
Anna Coleman
Why not?!
Tess Coleman
Because I said so!
Pei-Pei's Mom
Cookie?
Damian
Oh, my God! I 'love' this song!
Janis Ian
I 'hate' this song!
Cady Heron
I 'know' this song!
Regina George
Why don't I know you?
Cady Heron
I'm new. I just moved here from Africa.
Regina George
What?
Cady Heron
I used to be home-schooled.
Regina George
Wait... what?
Cady Heron
My mom taught me at home...
Regina George
No, I know what home-school is, I'm not retarded! So you've actually never been to a real school before? Shut up! Shut up!
Cady Heron
I didn't say anything
Cady Heron
I didn't say anything.
Regina George
Wait you're from Africa? But you're, like, really pretty.
Cady Heron
Thank you.
Regina George
So you agree?
Cady Heron
What?
Regina George
You think you're really pretty?
Cady Heron
Oh... I don't know
Cady Heron
Oh... I don't know.
Janis Ian
What is that smell?
Cady Heron
Oh, Regina gave me some perfume
Cady Heron
Oh, Regina gave me some perfume.
Janis Ian
You smell like a baby prostitute
Janis Ian
You smell like a baby prostitute.
Cady Heron
Thanks
Cady Heron
Thanks.
Regina George
Your bracelet is really pretty where did you get it? I love it!
Cady Heron
Oh my mom made it.
Gretchen Weiners
So Fetch!
Regina George
What is fetch?
Gretchen Weiners
Oh, it's like slang, from... England.
Cady Heron
Oh, god.
Janis Ian
You dirty little liar!
Cady Heron
I'm sorry, I can explain.
Janis Ian
Explain how you forgot to invite us to your party?
Damian
Janis, I cannot stop this car. I have a curfew.
Cady Heron
You know I couldn't invite you. I had to pretend to be plastic.
Janis Ian
Hey, buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny, hard plastic!
Damian
Curfew, 1:00 AM, it is now 1:10!
Janis Ian
Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and then just sit around and soak up each others awesomeness?
Cady Heron
You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your 8th grade revenge!
Janis Ian
God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!"
Janis Ian
God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! You try to act so innocent like, 'Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!'
Cady Heron
You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something!
Janis Ian
What?!
Damian
Oh, no, she did not!
Janis Ian
See? That's the thing with you plastics. You think everybody is in love with you when actually, everybody HATES you! Like, Aaron Samuels, for example, he broke up with Regina and guess what? He still doesn't want you! So why are you still messing with Regina, Cady? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl! You're a bitch! Here. You can have this. It won a prize!
Damian
And I want my pink shirt back! I want my pink shirt back!
Cady Heron
Wait Regina, I didn't mean for this to happen!
Regina George
To find out that everyone hates me? I don't care!
Cady Heron
Wait Regina, just listen!
Regina George
No! Do you know what everyone says about you behind your back? Hmm? They say that you're a homeschooled jungle freak, that's a less hot version of me! Yeah, so don't try to act so innocent! You can take that fake apology, and shove it right up your hairy c-!
Cady Heron
(Narrating) And that's how Regina died, no I'm totally kidding but she was hurt. Some people say the bus meant to hit her, but that was just a rumor. Other people said that 'I' pushed her. That was a even worse rumor.
Cady Heron
[narrating] And that's how Regina died, no I'm totally kidding but she was hurt. Some people say the bus meant to hit her, but that was just a rumor. Other people said that 'I' pushed her. That was a even worse rumor.
Cady Heron
Hey!
Regina George
Why were you talking to Janis Ian?
Cady Heron
I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just, you know, came up to me and started talking to me about crack.
Regina George
She's so pathetic. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. We were best friends in middle school. I know, right? It's so embarrassing. I don't even... Whatever. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend Kyle who was totally gorgeous but then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like, "Why didn't you call me back?" And I'd be like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like, "Janis, I can't invite you, because I think you're lesbian." I mean I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. There were gonna be girls there in their *bathing suits*. I mean, right? She was a LESBIAN. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so retarded. And then she dropped out of school because no one would talk to her, and she came back in the fall for high school, all of her hair was cut off and she was totally weird, and now I guess she's on crack.
Anna Coleman
[in her mom's body] [looks at her reflection in horror] I'm old!
Cady Heron
And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.
Damian
And none for Gretchen Weiners. Bye.
Dakota Moss
*lying in bed post-coital with Aubrey's boyfriend* "Did she ever f-ck you like I did? Did she ever f-ck you at all?
Dakota Moss
[lying in bed post-coital with Aubrey's boyfriend] Did she ever f-ck you like I did? Did she ever f-ck you at all?
Hallie Parker / Annie James
That girl is without a doubt, the lowest, most awful creature that ever walked the planet!
Hallie / Annie (Acting Double)
Thank you, thank you very much.
Hallie Parker / Annie James
Do you know the real difference between us?
Hallie / Annie (Acting Double)
Let me see, I have class and you don't?
Cady Heron
You know I couldn't invite you! I had to pretend to be Plastic!
Janis Ian
Pfft! Buddy, you're not pretending anymore! You're PLASTIC. Cold, shiny, hard plastic.
Janis Ian
That there is Karen Smith. She is one of the dumbest girls you will ever meet. Damian sat next to her in English last year.
Damian
She asked me how to spell 'orange'.
Cady Heron
*Smirks*.
Janis Ian
That little one, that's Gretchen Weiners.
Damian
She's totally rich because her dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Janis Ian
Gretchen is in everybody's business. She knows everything about everyone.
Damian
That's why her hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
Janis Ian
And evil takes a human form in Regina George. Don't get me wrong, she may seem like your typical selfish,back-stabbing slut faced ho-bag but in reality, she's so much more than that.
Damian
She's the Queen Bee, the Star. Those other two are just her little workers.
Cady Heron
You know I couldn't invite you, I had to pretend to be plastic!
Janis Ian
Pfft! Buddy, you're not pretending anymore. You're plastic. Cold, shiny hard plastic.
Cady Heron
I know I may seem like a bitch, but that's only because I'm acting like a bitch.
Karen Smith
My breasts, then can sense when its going to rain
Karen Smith
My breasts, then can sense when its going to rain.
Cady Heron
thats amazing
Cady Heron
That's amazing.
Karen Smith
well, they can sense when its raining
Karen Smith
Well, they can sense when its raining.
Cady Heron
grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.
Cady Heron
Grool. I meant to say great but then I started to say cool.
Cady Heron
And on the third day God created the Remington Bolt Action Rifle so that man could shoot the dinosaurs, and the homosexuals.
Rachel
try to jerk me around grandma
Rachel
Try and jerk me around, Grandma.
Georgia
GO FUCK YOURSELF!
Georgia
Go fuck yourself.
Damian
[delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... "Caddy" Heron. Do we have a "Caddy" Heron here?
Damian
[delivering candy canes] Taylor Zimmermann, two for you. Glenn Coco? Four for you, Glenn Coco! You go, Glenn Coco. And uh... 'Caddy' Heron. Do we have a 'Caddy' Heron here?
Cady Heron
It's Cady.
Damian
Oh Cady, here you go, one for you. And none for Gretchen Wieners, bye.
Anna Coleman
[in her mom's body, pointing at Pei-Pei] I think she knows exactly what we're talking about!
Tess Coleman
[in Anna's body] Let's hit her!
Tess Coleman
[in Anna's body] I look like Stevie Nicks!
Anna Coleman
[in Tess's body] Who's he?
Anna Coleman
[in her mom's body, talking to a patient] You read her diary? Gross! Bad! Bad mom award!
Anna Coleman
[in her mom's body] Halibut? Eeww!
Anna Coleman
[in her mom's body] Halibut? Eww!
Anna Coleman
[in her mother's body] I mean, I'm allowed because I'm old!
Anna Coleman
[in her mom's body] I can't marry Ryan, eeww!
Anna Coleman
[in her mom's body] I can't marry Ryan, eww!
Anna Coleman
[in her mom's body] I can't marry Ryan, eeww!
Anna Coleman
I can't marry Ryan. Eww.
Anna Coleman
[in her mom's body] Look at me...I'm old! I look like the crypt keeper!
Anna Coleman
[in her mom's body] Look at me. I'm old! I look like the crypt keeper!
Regina George
Is butter a carb?
Cady Heron
............. YES.
Cady Heron
YES.
Cady Heron
Yes!
Anna Coleman
Role-playing! Her idea. New therapeutic technique. Switching points of view.
Grandpa
If I switch with Harry, do I have to wear a thong?
Harry Coleman
Earthquake. Save me. Earthquake.
Anna Coleman
I don't believe in physical contact with the opposite sex. At all. Ever. Nothing.
Anna Coleman
We'd like to speak to you about something that we think happened to us at your restaurant.
Tess Coleman
Yeah, something that SUCKS.
Tess Coleman
Yeah, something that sucks.
Cady Heron
I know it may look like I was being like a bitch, but that's only because I was acting like a bitch.
Cady Heron
Regina said she'll talk to Aaron. And now she is. How can Janis hate her? She's such a good... SLUT!