Jonah Hill

Jonah Hill

  • Highest Rated: 99% How to Train Your Dragon (2010)
  • Lowest Rated: 2% Strange Wilderness (2008)
  • Birthday: Dec 20, 1983
  • Birthplace: Los Angeles, California, USA
  • Born and raised in Los Angeles, Jonah Hill first started to find success in show business as a cast member of the brilliant but canceled Judd Apatow series Undeclared. Like many of the actors who were fortunate to work for the successful writer/director/producer, Hill became a part of Apatow's extended stock company, going on to appear in a number of films including The 40-Year-Old Virgin, as a young man who really wants to buy some boots, and Knocked Up, as the buddy who suggested his friend's pregnant girlfriend get "something that rhymes with smushmortion." He also starred alongside his onetime roommate Justin Long in a variety of projects, including the college comedy Accepted. Hill re-teamed with Apatow and company for their second major effort of summer 2007, the Greg Mottola-directed, Seth Rogen-scripted comedy Superbad, but on that occasion, Hill scored his first lead. He starred as Seth, a slightly geeky high school senior desperate for sex and suffering from some fairly serious adolescent angst. The film rang in as a blockbuster and won critical raves across the board. At about the same time, Hill signed on for a much different screen assignment (and target audience), agreeing to provide one of the voices in the animated outing Horton Hears a Who (2008). He followed that up with a small but funny role in the heartbreak comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall as a starstruck hotel worker who really, really wants a visiting rock star to listen to his demo.He scored laughs in the Judd Apatow-directed Funny People, and worked again with Russell Brand in Get Him to the Greek. Hill shored up his indie cred by starring in the Duplass Brothers comedy Cyrus as a young man who is way too attached to his mother.2011 found Hill earning the best notices of his career in Moneyball, as the numbers-crunching Ivy Leaguer who helps Billy Beane (Brad Pitt) build the Oakland A's into a first-rate baseball team with seemingly second-rate players. His work in the movie brought him Best Supporting Actor nods from the Academy, BAFTA, the Golden Globes, and the Screen Actors Guild. Soon however, the actor was ready to get back to his comedic roots, pairing with Chaning Tatum for a satirical big-screen take on the 80's TV show 21 Jump Street, and following that up starring alongside Ben Stiller in The Watch.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

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Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Richard Jewell Producer 2019
57% The Beach Bum Lewis 2019
91% How to Train Your Dragon: The Hidden World Snotlout Jorgenson 2019
85% The LEGO Movie 2: The Second Part Green Lantern 2019
81% Mid90s Director Screenwriter 2018
76% Don't Worry, He Won't Get Far on Foot Donnie 2018
89% The Lego Batman Movie Green Lantern $175.7M 2017
39% Why Him? Producer $60.4M 2016
60% War Dogs Efraim Diveroli $43.1M 2016
83% Sausage Party Carl Executive Producer $97.7M 2016
86% Hail, Caesar! Joseph Silverman $28M 2016
No Score Yet The Ballad of Richard Jewell Producer Richard Jewell 2016
No Score Yet 23 Jump Street Schmidt Producer 2016
No Score Yet Freaks Of Nature Executive Producer 2015
45% True Story Michael Finkel $3.5M 2015
84% 22 Jump Street Producer Schmidt $154.3M 2014
92% How to Train Your Dragon 2 Snotlout $147.1M 2014
96% The LEGO Movie Green Lantern $244.9M 2014
79% The Wolf of Wall Street Donnie Azoff $91.4M 2013
No Score Yet Comedy Central Roast of James Franco Actor 2013
83% This Is the End Jonah Hill $96.3M 2013
No Score Yet The Adventurer's Handbook Screenwriter Actor Executive Producer 2013
86% Django Unchained Bag Head #2 $162.9M 2012
17% The Watch Franklin $34.2M 2012
85% 21 Jump Street Executive Producer Schmidt $134.1M 2012
22% The Sitter Noah Griffith Executive Producer $30.3M 2011
No Score Yet Dragons: Gift of the Night Fury Snotlout 2011
94% Moneyball Peter Brand $75.7M 2011
No Score Yet Dragons: Gift Of The Night Fury / Book Of Dragons Actor 2011
No Score Yet Dreamworks How To Train Your Dragon Legends Actor 2011
72% Megamind Tighten $148.3M 2010
No Score Yet Legend of the Boneknapper Dragon Snotlout 2010
80% Cyrus Cyrus $7.5M 2010
72% Get Him to the Greek Aaron Green $61M 2010
99% How to Train Your Dragon Snotlout $217M 2010
56% The Invention of Lying Frank $18.5M 2009
69% Funny People Leo Koenig $51.9M 2009
45% Night at the Museum 2: Battle of the Smithsonian Actor $177.2M 2009
83% Forgetting Sarah Marshall Matthew the Waiter $63M 2008
79% Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who! Tommy $154.4M 2008
2% Strange Wilderness Cooker $6.6M 2008
74% Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story Actor $18.4M 2007
87% Superbad Seth $121.5M 2007
84% Rocket Science Junior Philosopher $0.7M 2007
23% Evan Almighty Eugene $100.3M 2007
90% Knocked Up Jonah $148.8M 2007
No Score Yet Just Add Water Eddie 2007
63% 10 Items or Less The Kid $69.8K 2006
37% Accepted Sherman Schrader $36.4M 2006
33% Click Ben Newman (age 17) $137.4M 2006
16% Grandma's Boy Barry $6M 2006
85% The 40 Year Old Virgin eBay Customer $109.3M 2005
63% I Heart Huckabees Bret $12.8M 2004
No Score Yet One Part Sugar Actor

TV

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Year

85% Maniac
2018
Executive Producer Owen Milgrim
  • 2018
No Score Yet The Shivering Truth
2019
Voice
  • 2018
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2016
  • 2014
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2008
  • 2007
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Performer
  • 2018
  • 2016
  • 2014
  • 2012
  • 2008
  • 1976
50% Any Given Wednesday With Bill Simmons
2016
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2013
No Score Yet Colbert Report
2005-2014
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet Inside Comedy
2012-2015
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2010
  • 2009
No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Appearing
  • 2013
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2007
12% Allen Gregory
2011
Producer Executive Producer Creator Voice
  • 2011
No Score Yet MTV First
2011-2014
Guest
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Wendy Williams Show
2008
Guest
  • 2011
72% American Idol
2002-2016
Appearing
  • 2009
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice
  • 2009
95% Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
2007-2010
Performer
  • 2009

QUOTES FROM Jonah Hill CHARACTERS

Joseph Silverman
It's part of the job, miss.
Michael Finkel
Why do they call your short stop?
Christian Longo
Long go ...get it?
Max Belfort
What kind of a hooker takes credit cards?
Donnie Azoff
A rich one!
Peter Brand
And Jeremy's about to find out why. Jeremy's about to realize that the ball went 60 feet over the fence. He hit a home run and didn't even realize it.
Jenko
My name's Jeff.....
Schmidt
Es Jefe, man!
Schmidt
Not the lamborghini, it's a touch childish
Jenko
Okay, what do lambos have anything to do with touching children?
Mercedes
Could you take it to a level of shut up.
Schmidt
OH is this the level your looking for.
Schmidt
Whispering: Shut the fuck up.
Captain Dickson
Rule number 2 on Jump Street. Burns.
Burns
Do not have sexual relations with students or teachers, sir.
Captain Dickson
You hear that? That's you. Don't do it man. Keep that dirty dick in your pants. Don't fuck no students. Don't fuck no teachers.
Schmidt
Sir, I know we come off as a couple of lady killers, but i promise you we'll be super professional at the job.
Captain Dickson
Clearly I wasn't talking to you big titties. You cherub-looking mother fucker.
Schmidt
CYN-THEE-UH. Cynthia.
Schmidt
Man, What did you say back there?
Jenko
Something Cool
Schmidt
Yeah, what did you say?
Jenko
Something Cool man
Schmidt
Yeah, but what did you say
Jenko
I said something cool
Schmidt
I wanna sit in bed and watch Friends all day.
Astrid
Snotlout! They're gonna win now!
Snotlout
I can't help it, she's my princess! Whatever she wants, she gets!
Astrid
Ruffnut?! Didn't she try to bury you alive?
Snotlout
Only for a few hours!
Captain Dickson
We jump street...and we're about to jump in your ass.
Schmidt
Right in the crack.
Captain Dickson
We're Jump Street and we're about to jump in your ass.
Schmidt
Right in the crack.
Jenko
We're like a power couple.
Schmidt
We're like Rihanna and Chris Brown. Your a good dancer but sometimes your meaner than like you to be.
Snotlout
Wait, aren't you gonna teach us first?
Gobber
I believe in learning on the job.
Deputy Chief Hardy
You going anywhere Schmidt? We've got time.
Schmidt
I had a thing but I could probably push it back
Schmidt
Hey, listen! There's a grenade in my shorts!
Jenko
Is that it?
Schmidt
That's my dick!
Jenko
What about that?
Schmidt
That's my dick also!
Schmidt
Unh...broke my ass.
Domingo
You don't look like cops. You look like kids on the Halloween.
Jenko
Do you want me to beat your dick off?
Domingo
You want to beat my dick off?
Jenko
Yeah I'll beat your dick off, both hands. Let's go.
Domingo
That's just sick man.
Schmidt
I think what he means is he is gonna punch you so many times in the genital area that your dick is just gonna fall off.
Snotlout
Did I tell you that you look good today?
Ruffnut
Ugh!
Green Lantern
Superman! We're roommates!
Jenko
uh oh, co-ed bathrooms.
Schmidt
Fuck. I'm not gonna take a dump the entire time we're here.
Donnie Azoff
I'll tell you what: I'm never eating at Benihana again. I don't care whose birthday it is.
Donnie Azoff
Fucking smoke crack with me.
Donnie Azoff
You got my money taped to your tits, honey. Technically, you do work for me.
Donnie Azoff
My money is attached to your boobs. So technically, you work for me.
Donnie Azoff
Sweetheart, you have my money taped to your tits. Technically, you do work for me.
Noah
Mum, tell whoever's on the phone that there's a perfect pancake.
Noah
respect it , don't neglect it
Noah
Respect it, don't neglect it.
Deputy Chief Hardy
Did you say, You have the right to be an attorney?
Schmidt
He could be an attorney if he wants.
Danny McBride
If anyone's going to rape anybody, it's Jay.
Jay Baruchel
What the fuck?
Jonah Hill
Guys! Jay couldn't rape anyone! Jay couldn't rape a fly!
Jonah Hill
I'm going to titty fuck you, Seth
Jay Baruchel
The power of Christ compels you!
Jonah Hill
Does it Jay?
Jonah Hill
Does it jay?
Jay Baruchel
THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!
Jonah Hill
Does it Jay? Do I look compelled Jay? Let me tell you, its not very compelling!
Seth Rogen
What are you just quoting the Exorcist
Jay Baruchel
Yes dude it was a fucking training manual! I'm pretty sure they did their fucking research!
Jay Baruchel
Yes dude, it was a fucking training manual! I'm pretty sure they did their fucking research!
Jonah Hill
Something totally not chill happened last night...
Jonah Hill
Something totally not chill happened last night.
Danny McBride
We should just stay in here, fortify this bitch, and take it into all the food and shit we have.
Seth Rogen
We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch...a Milky Way?
Seth Rogen
We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch. A Milky Way?
Jonah Hill
Can I have that Milky Way?
James Franco
No, you can't have the Milky Way. It's my special food, I like it.
Seth Rogen
I want some of the Milky Way.
Craig Robinson
I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way.
Schmidt
You know how Tom Cruise is always pissed off at Rainman? That's my life, except Brad is really shitty at math.
Schmidt
It's like seven strangers living in one house true story!
Schmidt
It's like seven strangers living in one house. True story!
Aaron Green
Nothing you say makes any sense, I understand that now, you're just a fucking junkie and you're smart so you make your insanity sound good but its bullshit.
Aaron Green
I'm not sucking his dick, that's like 100%.
Aaron Green
What is this, fucking Middle Earth? Just take us to the airport, okay.
Aldous Snow
We're gonna fuck these two girls.
Aaron Green
I just got out of a relationship.
Aldous Snow
Was your ex a blonde or brunette?
Aaron Green
Brunette.
Aldous Snow
Blonde it is.
Martin
Do you ever get so bored, you just stare at your balls?
Jonah
I bet you do, late John Lennon.
Jonah
Tell him not to jerk off with a noose around his neck - it's dangerous.
Jay
Man, my balls are shaved, my pubes are trimmed, I'm ready to fuckin' rock this shit!
Jonah
What the fuck, man? If I go in there and see fuckin' pubes sprinkled on the toilet seat, I'm gonna fuckin' lose my mind! Last time I went to the bathroom, Jay, I took a shit and my shit looked like a fuckin' stuffed animal!
Jonah
I won't say it but it rhymes with shmashmortion.
Jonah
How did it feel changing your name from Cat Stevens to Yusef Islam?
Seth
I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan
Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.
Seth
[imitating Becca] Oh Evan, thank you for bringing that lube for my pussy. I never would've been able to handle your four inch dick inside my pussy without that gigantic bottle of lube.
Evan
I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth
What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan
She had back problems, man.
Tighten
Cool, so Thursday? Soft Thursday? 00:27:51 Chicks don't like bouncy houses.
Tighten
Cool, so Thursday? Soft Thursday? Chicks don't like bouncy houses.
Roxanne Ritchi
Good night Hal.
Tighten
That's a soft yes on Thursday. Kicks news van in frustration. What's wrong with me? Renting a bouncy house? Chicks don't like bouncy houses, they like clowns!
Jenko
How about a pound of coke?
Schmidt
We're trying to show them a good time. Not ruin their fucking lives!
Jenko
Pound of marijuana?
Schmidt
Best party ever!
Captain Dickson
You'll find yourself in prison. With a snorkel, duct-taped to the mouth. And me, shitting down that snorkel!
Schmidt
That's extremely vivid, thank you.
Seth
No one's gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since Nam!
Bag Head #2
I think we all think the bags was a nice idea. But, not pointing any fingers, they could of been done better. So how â??bout, no bags this time, but next time, we do the bags right, and then go full regalia
Bag Head #2
I think we all think the bags was a nice idea. But, not pointing any fingers, they could of been done better. So how bout, no bags this time, but next time, we do the bags right, and then go full regalia.
Big Daddy
Wait a minute! I didn't say no bags!
Snotlout
Love on the battlefield!
Gobber
All of you are going to learn how to fight dragons. [Puts his hand on a lever to open a cage]
Gobber
All of you are going to learn how to fight dragons. [puts his hand on a lever to open a cage]
Snotlout
Whoa, whoa, aren't you gonna teach us first?
Gobber
I believe in learning on the job. [Pulls the lever down to release the dragon from the cage]
Gobber
I believe in learning on the job. [pulls the lever down to release the dragon from the cage]
Peter Brand
I think he was gonna say something else.
Billy Beane
When you get the answer you're looking for, hang up.
Captain Dickson
New assignment. Since you two cowboys love to drink booze, smoke weed with kids, and fuck anything with a big ass in jeans with low self-esteem, I'm gonna send you to a place where all that shit is allowed.
Jenko
Oh, I love Disneyland!
Captain Dickson
You two sons of bitches are going to college!
Schmidt
Yes!
Jenko
No!
Jamarcus
In a few hours, a transmitter will become operational. When it signals, our armada will commence a global invasion starting here in Glenview, which is clearly not ideal for you.
Bob
What?
Franklin
Why?
Jamarcus
We're aliens, that's what we do.
Franklin
Look there's that kid from Costco with the big fat dick. Walking around with his massive cock like he owns the joint. That shits just banging against his knee caps. $20 that guys dick dips in the toilet as he's taking a shit.
Seth
Momma's making a pubic salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing
Seth
Momma's making a pubic salad, and she wants some Seth's own dressing.
Franklin
I have one important question that I need you to answer for me right now, are you with us?
Sergeant Bressman
Are you a cup?
Franklin
No, you rejected me because I was too awesome for you.
Schmidt
It looks like I died in a car accident and you guys haven't gotten over it yet.
Jenko
It's gonna explode, roll your window up!!
Jenko
It's gonna explode, roll your window up!
Schmidt
What the fuck is that gonna do??
Schmidt
What the fuck is that gonna do?
Captain Dickson
*flipping through files
Captain Dickson
[flipping through files]
Captain Dickson
Schmidt, says you were a virgin through high school.
Schmidt
It says that!?
Captain Dickson
No, I just assumed it!
Fogell
Hey!
Seth
Don't tell Fogell about the party, man...
Fogell
Gangstaaaaaaaaaaasss... what's up guys?
Jenko
Do you want to die?
Schmidt
No....
Schmidt
No...
Jenko
Then we have to finger each other's throats. Okay? Go!
Franklin
"There is an orgy going on locally?"
Franklin
There is an orgy going on locally?
Jenko
(receives a test with a 44%) God, what bullshit.
Jenko
[receives a test with a 44%] God, what bullshit.
Schmidt
(receives a test with a perfect score)
Schmidt
[receives a test with a perfect score]
Jenko
Damn, your good at this....wanna be friends?
Billy Beane
You know if this doesn't work, you're fired.
Peter Brand
(Gives Billy a worried look)
Peter Brand
[gives Billy a worried look]
Billy Beane
Nah, I'm just kidding.
Franklin
I don't touch your butterflies!
Schmidt
We're not sitting around... POPPING each others' zzasholes.
Franklin
Look at his face!
Evan
Look at my face.
Franklin
Look at his face and listen to me.
Evan
Look at him and listen to me.
Franklin
Look at me.
Evan
Look at me.
Franklin
Look at him and understand me. Look at both of us but understand no one. Listen to my words and hear his face!
Seth
Don't be such a vagine man I gotta get a Red Bull before class
Seth
Don't be such a vagine man I gotta get a Red Bull before class.
Seth
You know when a girl's like "Oh God, I got so shitfaced last night. I shouldn't have fucked that guy!" We can be that mistake!
Seth
You know when a girl's like 'Oh God, I got so shitfaced last night. I shouldn't have fucked that guy!' We can be that mistake!
Seth
Enjoy your remaining years!
Old Lady
I will. Enjoy fucking Jules!
Seth
I WILL!
Seth
She wants my dick. She wants my dick in or around her mouth!
Jenko
Are you ready for a lifetime of being badass motherfuckers?
Schmidt
I am.
Schmidt
You're a girl.
Molly Tracey
I am. That's why I'm wearing this pretty dress, to remind you.
Evan
[Looking at green gunge] What a second I've seen this stuff before
Evan
[looking at green gunge] What a second I've seen this stuff before.
Franklin
Had you just won a Nickelodeon Kid's choice award
Franklin
Had you just won a Nickelodeon Kid's choice award.
Schmidt
The doctor thought I was going to spontaneously grow a vagina.
Schmidt
The doctor thought I was gonna spontaneously grow a vagina.
Captain Dickson
You guys are hear cuz you look young. You some Justin Beaver, Miley Cyrus lookin motherfuckers.
Schmidt
(whispering) God, this guy is sassy.
Schmidt
[whispering] God, this guy is sassy.
Bartleby "B" Gaines
Schrader, what about you? What do you want to learn?
Sherman Schrader
Well, B, I'm glad you asked actually, 'cause since we're going to prison, I'm gonna learn how to carve a shank out of my toothbrush.
Sherman Schrader
It was your idea to put "acceptance is just one click away"
Sherman Schrader
It was your idea to put 'acceptance is just one click away'.
Bartleby "B" Gaines
Yeah, you put it as "one click away"! You don't make it... clickable!
Bartleby "B" Gaines
Yeah, you put it as 'one click away'! You don't make it... clickable!
Franklin
Listen to my words, and hear his face.
Franklin
Damn it Mom, stay OUT OF My ROOM!
Seth
He (Fogell) doesn't even have a first name! It just says Mclovin!
Seth
He [Fogell] doesn't even have a first name! It just says Mclovin!
Evan
One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?
Schmidt
This feels like the end of Die hard, but this is real life!
Jenko
Which one?
Schmidt
The 3rd one Samuel Jackson style.
Jenko
Fuck yeah!
Seth
Have you ever looked into his eyes.Its like the first time I heard The Beatles.
Seth
Have you ever looked into his eyes? It was like the first time I heard the Beatles.
Schmidt
Sir, I know we come off as a couple of ladykillers, but I promise you we will be super professional on the job.
Captain Dickson
Clearly I wasn't talkin' to you, big titties! You cherub lookin' motherfucker. I was talkin' to your partner over here, Fake ass handsome McGee! When I'm talkin' to him, I'm talkin' to him. When I say, shut the fuck up, I'm talkin' to you.
Schmidt
Cool
Schmidt
We're not finger poppin' each other's assholes. What we are doing is getting shit done.
MegaMind
Your a villian allright, just not a super one.
Tighten
Oh ya, what's the difference?
MegaMind
Presentation!
Matty
man that opening party was incredible check out the pictures on myspace theres one of me eating cheese off some girls titties
Matty
Man, that opening party was incredible. Check out the pictures on Myspace. There's one of me eating cheese off some girl's titties.
Aaron Green
please just lie to me and say to me i didnt miss another awesome party
Aaron Green
Please just lie to me and say I didn't miss another awesome party.
Matty
you missed an awesome party i woke up with glitter on my dick
Matty
You missed an awesome party. I woke up with glitter on my dick.
Schmidt
were like in the end of die hard right now only its our actual life
Schmidt
We're like, in the end of 'Die Hard' right now, only it's our actual life!
Seth
I used to sit around all day, drawing pictures of dicks.
Evan
A dick, like a man dick?
Captain Dickson
Are yall throwin a party?
Captain Dickson
There's rumors, In the tweetosphere, And if my officers are caught giving alcohol to the minors, the'll find themselves in prison, with a snorkel duck-taped to their mouth, and me, shitting down that snorkel!
Schmidt
Its extremely vivid, thank you!
Schmidt
Sir, I know we come off as a couple of ladykillers, but I promise you we will be super professional on the job.
Captain Dickson
Clearly I wasn't talkin' to you, big titties! You cherub lookin' motherfucker. I was talkin' to your partner over here, Fake ass handsome McGee! When I'm talkin' to him, I'm talkin' to him. When I say, shut the fuck up, I'm talkin' to you.
Schmidt
Cool.
Captain Dickson
Didn't somebody tell you tell you guys this was a undercover unit?
Schmidt
I don't...I actually didn't...I didn't get a letter or anything. Or a dress code...
Jenko
Yeah, like...
Captain Dickson
Teenage the fuck up!
Captain Dickson
Everybody comfortable?
Schmidt
Yeah.
Captain Dickson
Get your motherfuckin' ass up when I'm talkin'!
Captain Dickson
You will be going undercover as high school students. You are here simply because you look young. You some Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus lookin' motherfuckers.
Captain Dickson
Schmidt, Say's you were a Virgin through high school
Schmidt
It Says that?
Captain Dickson
No. I just Assumed it!