David Spade

David Spade

  • Highest Rated: 100% The Sweatbox (2002)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% Father of the Year (2018)
  • Birthday: Jul 22, 1964
  • Birthplace: Birmingham, Michigan
  • Born August 22nd, 1965, the diminutive blonde comic David Spade has found success as a professional smart ass. Born in Birmingham, MI, but raised in Scottsdale, AZ, Spade first made a name for himself as a standup comedian. He spent most of the '80s performing in clubs, theaters, and college campuses. He joined the cast of Lorne Michael's long-running television show Saturday Night Live in 1990 as a writer and a performer. On the show, he soon gained popularity for such recurring sketches such as "The Hollywood Minute" in which Spade would sarcastically shred some of Tinseltown's biggest stars with his nasty comments. Spade also proved an able impersonator of celebrities ranging from Jeff Foxworthy to Tom Petty. Spade has appeared on many television talk shows and guest starred on several series. He began his film career in the late '80s playing a small role in Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol. In the '90s, he began playing major supporting roles in such films as Coneheads (1993) and P.C.U. (1994). He and former SNL alumni Chris Farley shared top billing in two popular comedies, Tommy Boy (1995) and Black Sheep (1996). Spade starred opposite Joe Pesci and Dyan Cannon in Eight Heads in a Duffel Bag (1997). In 1997, Spade returned to series television in the sitcom Just Shoot Me. While 2001's Joe Dirt wasn't much of a box office success, it did earn a certain cult status, inspire animated television series, and bring about a surge of ironically-sported mullet hairstyles in the early 2000s. Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star (2003) featured Spade in the titular role of a one-time child star who tries to make a comeback as an adult. Spade continued to play comedic roles throughout the mid-2000s (The Benchwarners, Grandma's Boy), and once again found small-screen success with a role on the sitcoms 8 Simple Rules, and The Rules of Engagement, in which Spade plays the part of a single man surrounded by friends in various stages of couplehood.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Warning Shot Bobby 2018
62% Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Griffin 2018
0% Father of the Year Wayne 2018
No Score Yet Mad Families Screenwriter 2017
10% The Do-Over Charlie McMillan 2016
56% Hotel Transylvania 2 Griffin 2015
71% I Am Chris Farley Actor 2015
10% Joe Dirt 2: Beautiful Loser Screenwriter Joe Dirt Executive Producer 2015
33% Entourage Himself 2015
0% The Ridiculous 6 General Custer 2015
No Score Yet Snowflake, the White Gorilla Jenga 2014
No Score Yet Jungle Master Actor 2014
7% Grown Ups 2 Marcus Higgins $127.5M 2013
No Score Yet Hollywood & Wine Actor 2013
44% Hotel Transylvania Griffin, the Invisible Man $148.3M 2012
3% Jack and Jill Monica $74.2M 2011
10% Grown Ups Marcus Higgins $162.1M 2010
14% I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Actor $119.8M 2007
No Score Yet David Spade: Take the Hit Actor 2006
11% The Benchwarmers Richie $57.7M 2006
16% Grandma's Boy Shiloh $6M 2006
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live - Best of David Spade Actor 2006
No Score Yet Comedy Central Roast of Pamela Anderson Actor 2005
35% Racing Stripes Scuzz $49.2M 2005
0% Kronk's New Groove Kuzco 2005
22% Dickie Roberts: Former Child Star Screenwriter Dickie Roberts $22.8M 2003
100% The Sweatbox Actor 2002
11% Joe Dirt Screenwriter Joe Dirt $27.1M 2001
85% The Emperor's New Groove Kuzco $87.4M 2000
24% Loser Actor 2000
No Score Yet Jerome Executive Producer 2000
13% Lost and Found Screenwriter Dylan 1999
59% The Rugrats Movie Ranger Frank 1998
6% Senseless Scott Thorpe 1998
11% 8 Heads in a Duffel Bag Ernie Lipscomb 1997
28% Black Sheep Steve Dodds 1996
42% Tommy Boy Richard 1995
35% Coneheads Eli Turnbull 1993
47% PCU Rand McPherson 1993
87% Light Sleeper Theological Cokehead 1992
0% Police Academy 4 - Citizens on Patrol Kyle 1987

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

No Score Yet Good Talk With Anthony Jeselnik
2019
  • 2019
No Score Yet Lights Out with David Spade
2019
Executive Producer Host
  • 2019
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
2015
Guest
  • 2019
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Host Guest
  • 2019
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2013
  • 2012
40% Norm Macdonald Has a Show
2018
Appearing
  • 2018
No Score Yet Lip Sync Battle
2015
Performer
  • 2018
  • 2017
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2016
No Score Yet Jeff Ross Presents Roast Battle
2016-2018
Judge
  • 2018
  • 2016
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2015
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2012
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2006
  • 2005
  • 2004
81% The Mayor
2017-2018
Ed Gunt
  • 2017
41% Chelsea
2016-2017
Guest
  • 2016
32% Crowded
2015-2016
  • 2016
No Score Yet Not Safe with Nikki Glaser
2016
Guest
  • 2016
No Score Yet Jay Leno's Garage
2015
Appearing
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2016
  • 2015
0% Real Rob
2015-2017
David
  • 2015
No Score Yet Real Time With Bill Maher
2003
Guest
  • 2015
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2013
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet Ridiculousness
2011
Appearing
  • 2014
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Goldbergs
2013
Gus
  • 2014
  • 2013
No Score Yet @midnight With Chris Hardwick
2014-2017
Performer
  • 2013
No Score Yet Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives
2007
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet Rules of Engagement
2007-2013
Russell
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • 2003
  • 2002
  • 2001
  • 2000
No Score Yet Brand X with Russell Brand
2012-2013
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet Hot in Cleveland
2010-2015
Christopher
  • 2012
66% Entourage
2004-2011
Himself
  • 2011
92% Curb Your Enthusiasm
2000-2017
Himself
  • 2009
No Score Yet Lass es, Larry!
2000-2017
Himself
  • 2009
72% American Idol
2002-2016
Appearing
  • 2008
No Score Yet 8 Simple Rules
2002-2005
C.J.
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • 2003
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Performer Guest
  • 2005
  • 1998
  • 1996
  • 1995
  • 1994
  • 1993
  • 1992
  • 1991
  • 1990
  • 1989
30% Father of the Pride
2004
Voice
  • 2004
No Score Yet Steve Harvey's Big Time Challenge
2003-2005
Guest
  • 2004
No Score Yet Just Shoot Me
1997-2003
Dennis Finch
  • 2003
  • 2002
  • 2001
  • 2000
  • 1999
  • 1998
  • 1997
No Score Yet Greg the Bunny
2002
Himself
  • 2002
100% The Larry Sanders Show
1992-1998
  • 1998
  • 1992
No Score Yet The Facts of Life
1979-1988
Scott
  • 1988
No Score Yet ALF
1986-1990
Larry Slotkin
  • 1987
No Score Yet Showbiz Show With David Spade
2007
Executive Producer Host Appearing

QUOTES FROM David Spade CHARACTERS

Joe Dirt
Oh god! I got the poo on me!!!!
Richard
Late again Tommy?
Tommy Callahan III
Shut up, Richard!
Marcus Higgins
Can you have sex with them when they're pregnant?
Lenny Feder
Well, McKenzie can because the baby thinks it's getting a Tootsie roll.
Marcus Higgins
Can you have sex with them when they're pregnant?
Marcus Higgins
Hey, what's up, Lenny? Buddy, I thought you were gonna start working out.
Lenny Feder
What does that mean?
Marcus Higgins
Um... you're fat.
Mike Donnelly
[after driving over a bump in the road] What the hell was that?!
Steve Dodds
A chunk in the road or something.
Mike Donnelly
I just chunked in my pants.
Hillbilly Kid
[to Steve] You're not from around here, are you?
Steve Dodds
[lying] You know what? I am. Born and raised.
Hillbilly Kid
Nope. Can't be true.
Mike Donnelly
Goodnight, Steve.
Steve Dodds
Goodnight, Mike.
Richard
[after Paul gets his nuts squashed] That will ruin his weekend.
Griffin the Invisible Man
Hey I have red hair!
Dracula
Sheep!
Griffin the Invisible Man
[After driving through the forest] Woo High Five, Don't Leave Me Hangin'!
Dracula
Ahh.. Lots of sheep!
Wayne
I Got This One! [He then leaps out of the car, Then the sound of garbling up is heard as Wayne then returns to the car, burping up wool]
Wayne
[Everyone looks at Wayne after the see a sheep-less road with some disgust] What, Now there's no sheep on the road. Let's Go!
Murray
That was pretty sick man!
Wayne
You Eat Lamb Chops, It's The Same Thing!
Dracula
He's got red hair!
Griffin the Invisible Man
Excuse me?
Dracula
What are you moaning about?
Griffin the Invisible Man
I've got red hair!
Dracula
How was I supposed to know that?
Kuzko
*Throws acorn at adorable squirrel* HIT THE ROAD, BUCKY!
Kuzko
[throws acorn at adorable squirrel] HIT THE ROAD, BUCKY!
Griffin the Invisible Man
Guilty? You're irresistible.
Kronk
Oh! Yzma! Yzma's in your chair!
Kuzko
Very good, Kronk! [holds up dog treat] Get the snack! Get the snack!
Kuzko
Ugh. Why does she even HAVE that lever?
Pacha
Uh-oh
Pacha
Uh-oh.
Kuzko
Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall
Kuzko
Don't tell me. We're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha
Yep
Pacha
Yep.
Kuzko
Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha
Most likely
Pacha
Most likely.
Kuzko
Bring it on
Kuzko
Bring it on.
Kuzko
(sees leaves moving around, a squirrel comes out) What do you want? (the squirrel offers him a nut) Oh, for me? (takes the nut) I don't what to say. (throws the nut, hitting the squirrel in the head) Hit the road!
Kuzko
[sees leaves moving around, a squirrel comes out] What do you want? [the squirrel offers him a nut] Oh, for me? [takes the nut] I don't what to say. [throws the nut, hitting the squirrel in the head] Hit the road!
Clark
boooooooo
Clark
Boooooooooo!
Ritchie
YOU JUST LOST YOUR MEMBERSHIP AT VIDEOSPOT!
Clark
DANG IT!
Richard
Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter
Richard
Ugh, I can actually hear you getting fatter.
Tommy Callahan III
hey, does this suit make me look fat?
Tommy Callahan III
Hey, does this suit make me look fat?
Richard
no, no, your face does.
Richard
No, no, your face does.
Ritchie
"What is this? Children of the corn?"
Ritchie
What is this? Children of the corn?
Emperor Kuzco
You got it? Even the little ones? Okay.
Emperor Kuzco
This is his movie. Not my movie.
Emperor Kuzco
I'm nice now. Didn't you see the first movie?
Emperor Kuzco
[Disguised as Kronk's "wife"] You like how I weaseled my way into this movie?
Emperor Kuzco
[disguised as Kronk's 'wife'] You like how I weaseled my way into this movie?
Pacha
[Explaining the plan to his wife] So we have to get him back to the palace, find the lab and change him back.
Pacha
[explaining the plan to his wife] So we have to get him back to the palace, find the lab and change him back.
Kuzko
[Appears in window suddenly] Hi there! [Startles Chica who responds by slamming a pan into Kuzko's face]
Kuzko
[appears in window suddenly] Hi there! [startles Chica who responds by slamming a pan into Kuzko's face]
Pacha
Uh...that was him
Pacha
Uh... that was him.
Chica
Whoops
Chica
Whoops.
Pacha
[Sees waterfall]Uh oh
Pacha
[sees waterfall] Uh oh.
Kuzko
[nonchalantly] Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall.
Pacha
[nonchalantly] Yep.
Kuzko
Sharp rocks at the bottom?
Pacha
Most likely.
Kuzko
Bring it on.
Yzma
"Pull the lever, Kronk."
Yzma
Pull the lever, Kronk.
Kronk
[Pulls the lever, openeing a trap door in which Yzma falls]
Yzma
"Wrong lever!!" [Walks through a stone door, wet and with a crocodile on her leg] "Why do we even have that lever?" [Kicks the croc away]
Yzma
Wrong lever! [walks through a stone door, wet and with a crocodile on her leg] Why do we even have that lever? [kicks the croc away]
Kuzko
[Later in the film Kuzko walks out of the same place with a crocodile on his leg] "Okay, why does she even have that lever?!"
Kuzko
[later in the film Kuzko walks out of the same place with a crocodile on his leg] 'Okay, why does she even have that lever?!
Marcus Higgins
Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.
Marcus Higgins
Listen to hamper bottom. I think he's sending a message in Morse code. Getting old. Stop. Can't pee. Stop. Reek like an asparagus. Stop. Even though I didn't have any. Stop.
Becky Feder
[about the bug zapper] Daddy! Where is it taking them?
Marcus Higgins
...Hell.
Marcus Higgins
Hell.
Lenny Feder
Higgins. Don't say that.
Marcus Higgins
Oh I'm sorry not Hell... Mexico.
Yzma
[recently transformed into a cat, vial in hand] Looking for this? [surprised] Is that my voice?! Is that MY voice?! Oh well.
Kuzko
No, no! Don't drop it!
Yzma
I'm not going to drop it, you fool! I'm going to drink! And once I turn back into my beautiful self I'm going to KILL YOU! [diabolical laughter]
Yzma
[appearing from the shadows, holding the vial of human extract] Looking for this?
Kuzko
No! It can't be. How did you get here before us?
Yzma
[stunned] How did we, Kronk?
Kronk
You got me. [pulls down a map outlining the chase prior] By all accounts, it doesn't make sense.
Marcus Higgins
Kurt: He calls it maize because it sounds mystical Rob: It's great Marcus: It's a-maize-ing
Kurt McKenzie
He calls it maize because it sounds mystical.
Rob Hilliard
It's great.
Lenny Feder
It's a-maize-ing.