A Pyromaniac's Love Story


A Pyromaniac's Love Story

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In this quirky comedy, Mr. Linzer's bakery is destroyed after it is set on fire. When Lumpke is arrested for arson, his loyal pastry boy confesses to save his boss. However, things get a little crazy when Mrs. Linzer, to free her husband, also goes in to confess.


Erika Eleniak
as Stephanie
Joan Plowright
as Mrs. Linzer
Mike Starr
as Sgt. Zikowski
Richard Crenna
as Businessman
Tony Perri
as Man In Car
Lesley Kelly
as Jail Police Woman/Desk Officer
Elena Kudaba
as Mrs. Olden
Derrick Patterson
as 1st Man in Bar
Rob Wilson
as 2nd Man in Bar
Philip Williams
as Officer in Car
Gene Mack
as Police Officer
Jonathan Allora
as Man at Party
Michael Tait
as Mr. Potts
Barbara Franklin
as Garden Party Woman
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Critic Reviews for A Pyromaniac's Love Story

All Critics (11) | Top Critics (4) | Rotten (11)

  • The cast is fine, the direction fluid, but the story wears you down.

    Aug 16, 2017 | Rating: 2.5/4 | Full Review…
  • A Pyromaniac's Love Story starts out like a lighthearted charmer, and then it goes on and on and on -- circling the same plot idea so doggedly that I began to wonder idly what it might have been like as a short subject.

    Jan 1, 2000 | Rating: 2/4 | Full Review…
  • Goes down in a ball of flames

    Sep 17, 2002 | Rating: 1/5

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