Courteney Cox

Courteney Cox

  • Highest Rated: 82% Scream 2 (1997)
  • Lowest Rated: 3% Zoom (2006)
  • Birthday: Jun 15, 1964
  • Birthplace: Birmingham, Alabama, USA
  • Born on June 15, 1964, Courteney Cox grew up with three older siblings in Mountain Brook, an affluent Alabama town. Though Cox participated in multiple extracurricular activities during her high school years, she did not exercise her taste for acting until she dropped out of the architecture program at Mount Vernon College. Landing a contract with the prestigious Ford Modeling Agency led Cox to several commercial appearances. Her first official role arrived in 1984, when she was cast as a young debutante in one episode of the long-running soap opera As the World Turns.Her big break, however, was rooted in director Brian De Palma's decision to feature Cox as the girl pulled from the audience in Bruce Springsteen's "Dancing in the Dark" video. Years later, after the actress had gained a great deal more notoriety, this short music-video appearance became a key piece of celebrity trivia in a multitude of magazines and entertainment shows. In 1985, she starred alongside Dean Paul Martin in the forgettable series Misfits of Science. Cox reappeared on the television screen as Michael J. Fox's girlfriend, Psychology major Lauren Miller, in the '80s sitcom Family Ties. Though Cox landed bit parts in a handful of mediocre films (Mr. Destiny, The Opposite Sex and How to Live with Them) after Family Ties wrapped in 1989, her status as an actress officially gelled in 1994, when she co-starred with Jim Carrey in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, and, most notably, won the role of Monica Geller on the hugely successful sitcom Friends. This role brought her a nomination for an American Comedy Award, as well as a prominent role in Wes Craven's Scream trilogy. Cox's role as the notoriously cutthroat reporter Gale Weathers was significant not only in terms of critical acclaim, but also because the set of Scream was where she met fellow actor David Arquette, whom she married in 1999.Although she certainly attempted to match the big screen-success of her fellow Friends castmates with such efforts as 3000 Miles to Graceland (2001), and The Longest Yard (2005), Cox-Arquette fought a tortuous uphill battle, and never managed to land a part that brought her nearly as much goodwill as the high-strung Monica. She voiced Daisy the Cow in Steve Oedekerk's 2006 animated feature Barnyard, alongside an all-star cast that includes Danny Glover, Kevin James, Wanda Sykes, Sam Elliott and Andie MacDowell. The endeavor became a double-edged sword; on one hand, most critics detested the $50 million picture; on the other, it worked wonders at the box office, as one of the top grossers of its season. Cox-Arquette's decision to join the cast of the family-friendly superhero story Zoom alongside Tim Allen and Chevy Chase didn't prove nearly as capricious. The picture suffered from relentless (though arguably justifiable) critical drubbings and performed abysmally on a commercial front, grossing just over $4 million in the week that followed its premiere - from an estimated $60 million budget. It also became the latest in Allen's long line of box office stinkers that included Christmas with the Kranks, Joe Somebody, and many others; The New York Times's Jeannette Catsoulis moaned that it "bleeds boredom from every frame," while Entertainment Weekly's Lisa Schwartzbaum observed, "this lifeless family comedy sucks the joy from every joke it touches."That same year, the trades indicated Cox's forthcoming producer credit in longtime husband David Arquette's 2007 directorial debut, the slasher picture The Tripper, with Balthazar Getty, Paul Reubens and Lukas Haas. The Hostel-like story involved a group of potheads who travel to a Woodstock-esque concert for indulgence in sensual (and visceral) pleasures, but find themselves stalked by a psychotic. Cox and Arquette each cameo in the film. 2007 also found Cox returning to TV, producing and starring in the dramatic thriller Dirt, about the seedy side of an already seedy industry - the tabloid press. The show only ran until 2008, but

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Friends 25th: The One with the Anniversary Actor 2019
18% Mothers and Daughters Beth 2016
10% Just Before I Go Producer Director $8.6K 2015
No Score Yet Friends: The Movie Actor 2015
No Score Yet Tall Hot Blonde Producer Director 2012
60% Scream 4 Gale Weathers-Riley $38.2M 2011
26% Bedtime Stories Wendy $110M 2008
38% The Tripper Cynthia Producer 2007
3% Zoom Marsha Holloway $11.7M 2006
22% Barnyard Daisy $72.7M 2006
31% November Sophie Jacobs 2005
31% The Longest Yard Lena $158M 2005
No Score Yet Get Well Soon Lily Charles 2002
14% 3000 Miles to Graceland Cybil Waingrow $15.4M 2001
No Score Yet The Shrink Is In Samantha 2001
39% Scream 3 Gale Weathers 2000
No Score Yet The Runner Karina 1999
82% Scream 2 Gale Weathers 1997
24% Commandments Rachel Luce 1997
79% Scream Gale Weathers 1996
No Score Yet Sketch Artist II Emmy 1995
47% Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Melissa Robinson 1993
8% The Opposite Sex And How To Live With Them Carrie Davenport 1993
No Score Yet Battling for Baby Katherine 1992
40% Shaking the Tree Kathleen 1991
No Score Yet Blue Desert Lisa Roberts 1991
38% Mr. Destiny Jewel Jagger 1990
No Score Yet Curiosity Kills Gwen 1990
No Score Yet Down Twisted Tarah 1989
No Score Yet Judith Krantz's 'Till We Meet Again' Freddy 1989
No Score Yet Roxanne: The Prize Pulitzer Jacquie 1989
33% Cocoon: The Return Sara 1988
17% Masters of the Universe Julie Winston 1987
No Score Yet If It's Tuesday, It Still Must Be Belgium Actor 1987
No Score Yet Misfits of Science Gloria Dinallo 1985

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

90% Shameless
2011
  • 2019
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2006
  • 2005
  • 2003
90% The Gong Show
2017-2018
Judge
  • 2017
No Score Yet Who Do You Think You Are?
2010
Appearing
  • 2017
No Score Yet Running Wild With Bear Grylls
2014
Appearing
  • 2016
No Score Yet The Talk
2010
Guest
  • 2015
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
89% Cougar Town
2009-2015
Executive Producer Jules Cobb Producer Director
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
No Score Yet Drunk History
2013
Appearing
  • 2014
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2014
56% Go On
2012-2013
Talia
  • 2013
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2007
  • 2003
  • 2001
  • 2000
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2012
52% Private Practice
2007-2013
Herself/Jules Cobb
  • 2011
No Score Yet Web Therapy
2011-2014
  • 2011
83% Scrubs
2001-2010
Dr. Maddox
  • 2009
No Score Yet The Bonnie Hunt Show
2008-2010
Guest
  • 2009
37% Dirt
2007-2008
Executive Producer Lucy Spiller
  • 2008
  • 2007
78% Friends
1994-2004
  • 1999
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Guest
  • 1995
100% The Larry Sanders Show
1992-1998
  • 1995
88% Seinfeld
1989-1998
Meryl
  • 1994
No Score Yet Family Ties
1982-1989
Lauren Lauren Miller
  • 1989
  • 1988
  • 1987
No Score Yet Murder, She Wrote
1984-1996
Carol Bannister
  • 1986
No Score Yet Misfits of Science
1985-1986
Gloria Dinallo
  • 1986
  • 1985
18% The Trouble With Larry
1993
Gabriella Easden

QUOTES FROM Courteney Cox CHARACTERS

Gale Weathers
I've got an idea, I'll hook up with you guys later.
Riley
Do you want us to come with you?
Gale Weathers
I work better alone. Why don't you try to find out where those other pictures were taken?
Sidney Prescott
I can see nothing's changed.
Riley
No.
Charlie Walker
What about Sidney?
Gale Weathers
What about Sidney?
Robbie Mercer
Hey, you know her, right? I am, you're friends with her?
Charlie Walker
No offense, but that'd be a big deal for Cinema Club. A visit by Sidney Prescott, I mean, she's the star.
Gale Weathers
Ooh... Yes, she's Daniel Radcliffe to my J.K. Rowling.
Gale Weathers
Anyway, you're forgetting something. In Woodsboro, there were more victims before the homestretch.; Tatum, my cameraman, Himbry--
Gale Weathers
Anyway, you're forgetting something. In Woodsboro, there were more victims before the homestretch.; Tatum, my cameraman, Himbry...
Joel
Time out! I don't need to be hearing about no dead cameramen, all right? Now I'm warning you guys. I am a verb away from vacating these premises. I'm gonna get me some coffee, donuts, Prozac, see If I can find some crack, Special KX, "not Malcolm and I'll be back when you guys start talking about something a little more Saved By The Bellish, all right?
Dewey Riley
He seems a little shaky.
Gale Weathers
Don't worry about him. If the killer is following a pattern, maybe we can figure out who's next.
Charlie Walker
What about Sidney?
Gale Weathers
What about Sidney?
Robbie Mercer
Hey, you know her, right? I am, you're friends with her?
Charlie Walker
No offense, but that'd be a big deal for Cinema Club. A visit by Sidney Prescott, I mean she’s the star.
Gale Weathers
Ooh… Yes, she's Daniel Radcliffe to my J.K. Rowling.
Gale Weathers
What if we could catch the killer by working together? Two generations of cutting-edge journalists intertwining our passions for media? What would you say?
Robbie Mercer
I love you.
Gale Weathers
Very good, now, if you give me your expertise on the gore geek scene at Woodsboro High, and maybe I could give you something in return. Say a celebrity visit to your Cinema Club? By me.
Dewey Riley
So you know Sidney Prescott's mother?
John Milton
Who?
Jennifer Jolie
Rina Reynolds?
John Milton
Aahh... Do you know how many actors have worked for me? Hundreds. Thousands.
John Milton
Aah. Do you know how many actors have worked for me? Hundreds. Thousands.
Gale Weathers
We didn't say she was an actor.
Jennifer Jolie
Good catch.
Gale Weathers
So, you two are the boys that run the movie club at Woodsboro High, huh?
Robbie Mercer
Oh, Charlie, rents it. I'm just VP, in case he takes a bullet.
Charlie Walker
It's called Cinema Club.
Gale Weathers
So you must have a very unique insight into the movie buffs at your school?
Charlie Walker
[nodded hesitantly] Maybe.
Charlie Walker
Maybe.
Gale Weathers-Riley
Excuse me, are you recording with that thing?
Charlie Walker
My video blog upload. He's webcasting right now.
Gale Weathers-Riley
Mind turning it off? A little old school off the record?
Robbie Mercer
Can't owe it to my audience.
Gale Weathers-Riley
[angry] Turn that fucking thing off.
Gale Weathers-Riley
Turn that fucking thing off.
Cotton Weary
How bad is it?
Gale Weathers
Just bounced off my ribs.
Cotton Weary
Geez, Gale, you got more lives than a cat.
Dewey Riley
When did she started smoking?
Randy Meeks
Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.
Gale Weathers
It was just my head, it was Jennifer Aniston's body!
Gale Weathers
If I'm right about this, I could save a man's life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?
Gale Weathers
If I'm right about this, I could save a mans life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?
Melissa Robinson
Ace get out of the tank
Melissa Robinson
Ace get out of the tank.
Ace Ventura
I just can't do it captain I DON'T HAVE THE POWERRR!!!
Ace Ventura
I just can't do it captain, I DON'T HAVE THE POWERRR!
Gale Weathers
Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands!
Dewey Riley
Well, a "serial killer" is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.
Dewey Riley
Well, a 'serial killer' is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.
Gale Weathers
Your lemon squares taste like ass!!
Gale Weathers
Your lemon squares taste like ass!
Joel
Man, that was cold...
Gale Weathers
Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved.
Jennifer Jolie
Jese!
Gale Weathers
What the hell are you doing?
Jennifer Jolie
Being Gale Weathers! What are you doing?
Gale Weathers
I *am* Gale Weathers!
Jennifer Jolie
Here's how I see it. I've got no house, no bodyguard, no movie and I'm being stalked. Because someone wants to kill me? No, because someone wants to kill you. So, now, starting now, I go where you go. So that if someone wants to kill me, I'll be with you and since they really wanna kill you, they won't kill me, they'll kill you, make sense?
Gale Weathers
None!
Jennifer Jolie
You know in the movies, I play you as being much smarter!
Gale Weathers
What's going on Dewey?
Deputy Judy Hicks
Gale, this is a police business if you can just let us handle this...
Gale Weathers
I'm talking to my husband deputy Judy!...
Gale Weathers
I'm talking to my husband deputy Judy!
Jennifer Jolie
Oh my God Gale Weathers, listen, I know we've never met, and I don't mind your not returning my calls but after two films I feel like I am in your mind!...
Jennifer Jolie
Oh my God Gale Weathers, listen, I know we've never met, and I don't mind your not returning my calls but after two films I feel like I am in your mind!
Gale Weathers
Hmn..., That would explain my constant headaches...
Gale Weathers
Hmn, That would explain my constant headaches.
Roman Bridger
Com'on guys! come in join the party...
Gale Weathers
Actually we're here to see Sidney...
Roman Bridger
Well Sidney's here...
Dewey Riley
Where? Where's Sidney?
Roman Bridger
She's right there! (pointing Angelina)...
Roman Bridger
She's right there! [pointing Angelina]
Jennifer Jolie
Jesus not "Sidney"!, Sidney!!!, Like I'm "Gale" and She's Gale (Gale Weathers)...
Jennifer Jolie
Jesus not 'Sidney'!, Sidney! Like I'm 'Gale' and She's Gale [Gale Weathers]
Roman Bridger
Sidney Prescott? No, I never invited her here...
Kenny
where is she going?
Kenny
Where is she going?
Gale Weathers
Kenny...
Kenny
Yeah..
Gale Weathers
i know you're 60 pounds overweight, but when I say 'hurry'? Please interpret that is 'Move your fat tub-of-lard ass, now!!!!!!'
Gale Weathers
I know you're 60 pounds overweight, but when I say 'hurry'? Please interpret that is 'Move your fat tub-of-lard ass, now!'
Gale Weathers
Can you tell me anything?!!!
Gale Weathers
Can you tell me anything?
Tatum Riley
Yeah! you're real pain in the ass!!! Leave Sid alone!!!
Tatum Riley
Yeah! you're real pain in the ass! Leave Sid alone!
Gale Weathers
Dewey what's going on?
Deputy Judy Hicks
Gale this is a police business if you can just let us handle this...
Gale Weathers-Riley
I'm talking to my husband Deputy Judy...
Gale Weathers
Shoot that Fucker!!! Shoot him!!!
Gale Weathers
Shoot that fucker! Shoot him!
Sidney Prescott
You want me motherfucker? come and get me.
Sidney Prescott
You want me motherfucker? Come and get me.
Dewey Riley
Run!!!
Dewey Riley
Run!
Dewey Riley
Page! 42.. Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience...(pause more a moment)
Dewey Riley
Page 42! Deputy Dewey oozed with inexperience... [pause more a moment]
Gale Weathers
Hey, don't you think you're overreacting just a little bit?
Dewey Riley
no.. what I think is that you're money hungry, fame-seeking and forgive me for saying, mediocre writer. You got a cold-storage shed where your heart should be, no offense intended.
Dewey Riley
No.. what I think is that you're money hungry, fame-seeking and forgive me for saying, mediocre writer. You got a cold-storage shed where your heart should be, no offense intended.
Gale Weathers
Dewey i never meant to imply-
Gale Weathers
Dewey I never meant to imply...
Dewey Riley
How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation just to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manouver without any given situation!!!
Dewey Riley
How do you know that my dimwitted inexperience isn't merely a subtle form of manipulation just to lower people's expectations thereby enhancing my ability to effectively manouver without any given situation!
Gale Weathers
Hicks you're alive?!
Gale Weathers
Hicks you're alive?
Deputy Judy Hicks
Wear the vest, save your chest...(fainted)
Deputy Judy Hicks
Wear the vest, save your chest. [fainted]
Gale Weathers-Riley
(to Judy)The lemon squares taste like ass...(walk away)
Gale Weathers-Riley
[to Judy] The lemon squares taste like ass... [walks away]
Dewey Riley
They don't, they really don't...
Deputy Judy Hicks
(starts to smile) thank you sir...
Deputy Judy Hicks
[starts to smile] Thank you sir...
Kenny
Where's she goin'?
Gale Weathers
Kenny, I know your 60 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that is move your fat tub-of-lard ass, now!!!
Gale Weathers
Kenny, I know your 60 pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that is move your fat tub-of-lard ass, now!
Gale Weathers
You tell me that's Randy's ex-girlfriend I'll shoot myself...
Sidney Prescott
That's Martha, Randy's sister...
Gale Weathers
Randy's sister?
Gale Weathers
okay, okay.... what about the book?
Gale Weathers
Okay, okay.... what about the book?
Jill
looks like all i have to write it myself...
Jill
Looks like all I have to write it myself.
Tom Prinze
hey... it's the real Gale Weathers...
Tom Prinze
Hey... it's the real Gale Weathers...
Gale Weathers
real from top to bottom...
Gale Weathers
Real from top to bottom.
Jennifer Jolie
We have to think, strategize, Milton is the key of everything.
Gale Weathers
he's a pervert his not a killer.
Gale Weathers
He's a pervert his not a killer.
Jennifer Jolie
he's gotta be involve somehow, we should follow him.
Jennifer Jolie
He's gotta be involve somehow, we should follow him.
Gale Weathers
we are gonna go to precinct and tell Sidney and Kincaid what we found out.
Gale Weathers
We are gonna go to precinct and tell Sidney and Kincaid what we found out.
Jennifer Jolie
ah.. my 'Gale' will be much more aggressive, my 'Gale' will suspect everybody, my "Gale' will---
Jennifer Jolie
Ah.. my 'Gale' will be much more aggressive, my 'Gale' will suspect everybody, my "Gale' will---
Gale Weathers
(Gale and Dewey shouted together) Shut up!!!
Gale Weathers
[gale and Dewey shouted together] Shut up!
Gale Weathers
Roman's dead.
Angelina Tyler
what?
Angelina Tyler
What?
Gale Weathers
let's get out of here come on..
Gale Weathers
Let's get out of here come on..
Angelina Tyler
no I'm getting out of here!
Angelina Tyler
No I'm getting out of here!
Dewey Riley
Angelina your not safe alone! listen to me!
Dewey Riley
I did not fuck that pig Milton!(Weathers and Jolie are shock) to get a leading role just to die here with second rate celebrities like you two!!!!!!(the actress and the journalism lady look at each other )
Gale Weathers-Riley
Clear.
Jill Roberts
Clear?
Sidney Prescott
Clear.
Sidney Prescott
It's okay, Tatum she's just doin' her job.
Gale Weathers
Yes, that's right.
Sidney Prescott
So how's the book?
Gale Weathers
Well, it'll be out later, this year.
Sidney Prescott
I'll look for it.
Gale Weathers
I'll send you a copy. (Sidney then punches her in the face)
Gale Weathers
I'll send you a copy. [Sidney then punches her in the face]
Dewey Riley
Where'd you learn how to punch like that?
Gale Weathers
so what are you gonna do bonehead? just gonna sit here, wait and see who drops next?
Gale Weathers
So what are you gonna do bonehead? Just gonna sit here, wait and see who drops next?
Dewey Riley
well i don't know(Weathers' phone rings again), phonehead!
Dewey Riley
Well I don't know, [Weathers' phone rings again] phonehead!
Gale Weathers
Dewey, here...(handed the gun) he got Roman and Angelina too...
Gale Weathers
Dewey, here... [handed the gun] he got Roman and Angelina too.
Jennifer Jolie
Where gonna be safe if we stick together won't we?
Dewey Riley
of course why?(suddenly killer punched him in the face and the ladies scream and then took a run)
Dewey Riley
Of course why? [suddenly killer punched him in the face and the ladies scream and then took a run]
Jennifer Jolie
Jeez...
Jennifer Jolie
Jeez.
Gale Weathers
What the hell are you doing?
Jennifer Jolie
being Gale Weathers... What the hell are you doing?!?!
Jennifer Jolie
Being Gale Weathers. What the hell are you doing?!
Gale Weathers
i am Gale Weathers!
Gale Weathers
I am Gale Weathers!
Gale Weathers
what?
Gale Weathers
What?
Mickey
Billy's mother... nice twist ha? didn't come and see it did you?
Mickey
Billy's mother... nice twist ha? Didn't come and see it did you?
Gale Weathers
Jesus. it can't be I've, I've seen a lot of pictures of you..
Gale Weathers
Jesus. It can't be I've, I've seen a lot of pictures of you.
Sidney Prescott
this is sixty pounds and a a lot of work later..
Sidney Prescott
This is sixty pounds, and a a lot of work later.
Debbie Salt
you should try it, look a little tired of yourself there Gale.
Debbie Salt
You should try it, look a little tired of yourself there Gale.
Stuart
Houston, we have a problem here..
Stuart
Houston, we have a problem here.
Billy Loomis
what?
Billy Loomis
What?
Stuart
the gun man the gun! i put it right there it's not there..
Stuart
The gun man the gun! I put it right there it's not there.
Billy Loomis
where the fuck is it?!
Billy Loomis
Where the fuck is it?!
Gale Weathers
right here asshole...
Gale Weathers
Right here asshole.
Jennifer Jolie
you're obsessed with HER!!! and you're obsessed with her DAUGHTER!!!
Jennifer Jolie
You're obsessed with HER! and you're obsessed with her DAUGHTER!
Gale Weathers
Alright easy, Geraldo.
Dewey Riley
she you should write a book together with your matching wounds...
Dewey Riley
She you should write a book together with your matching wounds.
Gale Weathers
was she stab in the shoulders?
Gale Weathers
Was she stabed in the shoulders?
Dewey Riley
yeah..
Dewey Riley
Yeah..
Gale Weathers
how did she know i was too...?
Gale Weathers
How did she know I was too?
Dewey Riley
(think for a while)... shit..
Dewey Riley
(thinks for a while) Shit.
Robbie Mercer
Um. Ok. It's Friday. I'm sure we're not the only party that's going on in Woodsboro.
Gale Weathers
Ok. Where is this circle jerk going to take place?
Gale Weathers
Your lemon squares taste like ass!
Gale Weathers
Your lemon squares taste like ass.
Gale Weathers
What the hell are you doing?
Jennifer Jolie
Beeing Gale Weathers, what the hell are you doing?
Gale Weathers
I am Gale Weathers!
Gale Weathers
Move amateurs!!
Gale Weathers
Move amateurs!
Jennifer Jolie
Here's how I see it. I've got no house, no bodyguard, no movie and I'm being stalked; because someone wants to kill "ME"? No, because someone wants to kill you. So, now, starting now, I go where you go. So that if someone wants to kill me, I'll be with you and since they really wanna kill you, they won't kill me, they'll kill you, make sense?
Jennifer Jolie
Here's how I see it. I've got no house, no bodyguard, no movie and I'm being stalked; because someone wants to kill me? No, because someone wants to kill you. So, now, starting now, I go where you go. So that if someone wants to kill me, I'll be with you and since they really wanna kill you, they won't kill me, they'll kill you, make sense?
Gale Weathers
None!
Jennifer Jolie
You know in the movies, I play you as being much smarter!
Gale Weathers
And as a sane person, for you that must be quite a stretch!
Jennifer Jolie
That's funny.
Gale Weathers
Deja voodoo.
Tom Prinze
Hey. It's the real Gale Weathers.
Gale Weathers
Real from top to bottom.
Jennifer Jolie
The ruthless ambition, your private self-loathing, and that lost and lonely little girl inside.
Gale Weathers
Lost and lonely what?
Jennifer Jolie
You heard me.
Gale Weathers
Lost and LONELY WHAT?
Gale Weathers
What the hell are you doing?
Jennifer Jolie
Being Gale Weathers! What are you doing?
Gale Weathers
I AM Gale Weathers!
Gale Weathers
Hey, are you...?
Gale Weathers
Hey, are you?
Bianca
No.
Jennifer Jolie
But you look just...
Bianca
...like her? I've been hearing it all my life.
Bianca
Like her? I've been hearing it all my life.
Jennifer Jolie
It's uncanny.
Bianca
I was up for Princess Leia. I was this close. So, who gets it? ...the one who sleeps with George Lucas.
Bianca
I was up for Princess Leia. I was this close. So, who gets it? The one who sleeps with George Lucas.
Gale Weathers
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to bring up a sore subject for you.
Bianca
Sure, you didn't. None of them did. So, how can I help you? Or do you want me to tell you who you look like?
Gale Weathers
I did write the definitive book on the Woodsboro Murders.
Gale Weathers
I did write the definitive book on the Woodsboro murders.
Dewey Riley
And I'm sure you just can't wait to write another one.
Dewey Riley
The killer called her.
Detective Kincaide
When?
Gale Weathers
What did he say?
Sidney Prescott
Oh you know the usual small talk. "What's new?" "How you been?" "How do you wanna die?"
Sidney Prescott
Oh you know the usual small talk. 'What's new?' 'How you been?' 'How do you wanna die?'
Jennifer Jolie
Is he dead?
Gale Weathers
(as she looks at Jay's bloody body) - ...Really!!
Gale Weathers
(as she looks at Jay's bloody body) Really!
Jennifer Jolie
What the f**k happened to you?
Dewey Riley
Jennifer, wait a minute.
Jennifer Jolie
Who gave you a place to stay? Who are you supposed to be protecting?
Dewey Riley
Jennifer.
Gale Weathers
Hey! (Punches Jennifer in the face and Jennifer falls down)
Jennifer Jolie
My...Lawyer...Liked...That.
Jennifer Jolie
My lawyer liked that.
Gale Weathers
Not as much as I did.
Jennifer Jolie
Gale Weathers!
Gale Weathers
Sh*t.
Jennifer Jolie
I know we've never met...and I know you never returned my phone call, but after getting into this project, I feel like I'm in your mind.
Jennifer Jolie
I know we've never met, and I know you never returned my phone call, but after getting into this project, I feel like I'm in your mind.
Gale Weathers
Hmm, that would explain my constant headaches.
Jennifer Jolie
You know - I'm sorry things didn't work for 60 minutes II, but Total Entertainment, that's a pretty good fallback.
Jennifer Jolie
You know, I'm sorry things didn't work for 60 minutes II, but Total Entertainment, that's a pretty good fallback.
Gale Weathers
Thank you. I'm sorry things didn't work out with Brad Pitt, but being single, that's a good fallback.
Jennifer Jolie
Gives me more time for my work. After all, Gale Weathers, you're such a complex character.
Gale Weathers
And to be played by an actress with such depth and range...
Gale Weathers
And to be played by an actress with such depth and range.
Gale Weathers
(about the killer) - Is she dead?
Gale Weathers
(about the killer) Is she dead?
Sidney Prescott
I don't know. They always come back.
Cotton Weary
Woah!
Sidney Prescott
(Sidney shoots Debbie again; in the head) - Just in case.
Sidney Prescott
(Sidney shoots Debbie again; in the head) Just in case.
Joel
Look, granted, I should've read your book before I took this job, but I'm reading it now and, whoa! I just read what happened to your last camera man. The guy got gutted. Now I'm gonna do what any rational human being would do and that is to get the f**k outta here.
Gale Weathers
First of all, he wasn't gutted; I made that part up...his throat was slashed.
Gale Weathers
First of all, he wasn't gutted; I made that part up. His throat was slashed.
Joel
Gale, gutted, slashed...the guy ain't in the union no more.
Joel
Gale, gutted, slashed, the guy ain't in the union no more.
Sidney Prescott
Mrs. Loomis?
Gale Weathers
Jesus. It can't be...I've seen pictures of you.
Gale Weathers
What?
Sidney Prescott
Yeah this is 60 pounds and a lot of work later.
Mickey
BILLY'S MOTHER! Nice twist huh? Didn't see it coming, did you?
Debbie Salt
It's called a makeover. You should try it. Look a little tired yourself there, Gale!
Gale Weathers
Do you have any comments?
Sidney Prescott
You bitch!
Gale Weathers
Oh Sidney share with us please.
Sidney Prescott
(hits Gale in the face) - I'll share with you!
Sidney Prescott
(hits Gale in the face) I'll share with you!
Hallie
Did you get that on film?!
Joel
(mimicking Hallie's voice) - Yes, I got that on film!
Joel
(mimicking Hallie's voice) Yes, I got that on film!
Debbie Salt
Please Miss Weathers; it would just be such an honor if I could get a quote from you for my story.
Gale Weathers
All right. Begin quote.
Debbie Salt
Great.
Gale Weathers
Your flattering remarks are both desperate and obvious. End quote!
Gale Weathers
So I am heading down to Admissions to do some legwork, you game?
Dewey Riley
I'm not here to write a book Miss Weathers, I'm here to help Sid.
Gale Weathers
I wanna help her too, and help myself, of course. Come on Dewey, smile for me once, please!
Dewey Riley
I'll smile when I catch the killer.
Gale Weathers
It's happening again, isn't it?
Dewey Riley
You'd love that, wouldn't you? Better hurry Gale, might get scooped.
Gale Weathers
I feel bad Dewey, I feel really bad! I never say that because I never feel bad about anything, but I feel bad now.
Dewey Riley
Is this just another brilliant Gale Weathers performance?
Gale Weathers
There are no cameras here. I just wanna find this fu**er! I really do.
Dewey Riley
When did she start smoking?
Randy Meeks
Ever since those nude pictures on the internet.
Gale Weathers
It was just my head...it was Jennifer Aniston's body!
Gale Weathers
It was just my head. It was Jennifer Aniston's body!
Gale Weathers
So what do you want to do, bonehead? Just sit around and wait to see who drops next?
Dewey Riley
I don't know...phonehead!
Dewey Riley
I don't know, phonehead!
Gale Weathers
Look, local woman! I know you hold me up as your career template and that it gives you some sort of charge to challenge me, but give it a rest.
Gale Weathers
Hey, you'd better check your conscience at the door sweetie. I'm not here to be loved.
Billy Loomis
(about the gun) - Where the f**k is it?
Billy Loomis
(about the gun) Where the f**k is it?
Gale Weathers
Right here, a**hole.
Billy Loomis
I thought she was dead?
Stuart
She looked dead, man...Still does.
Stuart
She looked dead, man. Still does.
Gale Weathers
There she is! Sidney, hi, what happened? Are you alright?
Tatum Riley
She's not answering any questions alright. Just leave us alone.
Sidney Prescott
No, no Tatum it's OK. She's just doing her job, right Gale?
Sidney Prescott
No, no Tatum it's okay. She's just doing her job, right Gale?
Gale Weathers
That's right.
Sidney Prescott
So how's the book?
Gale Weathers
Oh it'll be out later this year.
Sidney Prescott
Oh, I'll look for it.
Gale Weathers
I'll send you a copy. (Sidney punches Gale in the face)
Dewey Riley
Do you know what that constellation is?
Gale Weathers
No, what is it?
Dewey Riley
I don't know. That's why I was asking you.
Gale Weathers
Of course, you don't look a day over 12; except in that...upper torso area. Does the force require you to work out?
Gale Weathers
Of course, you don't look a day over 12, except in that upper torso area. Does the force require you to work out?
Dewey Riley
No, ma'am. 'Cause of my boyish good looks, muscle mass has increased my acceptance as a serious police officer.
Dewey Riley
You're not supposed to be here.
Gale Weathers
I know. I should be in New York covering the Sharon Stone stalker, but who knew?
Dewey Riley
If I may say so, Miss Weathers, you are much prettier in person.
Gale Weathers
So you do watch the show!
Dewey Riley
I'm 25. I was 24 for a whole year.
Gale Weathers
Looks like we've got a serial killer on our hands!
Dewey Riley
Well, a "serial killer" is not really accurate...Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.
Dewey Riley
Well, a 'serial killer' is not really accurate. Gotta knock off a couple more to get that title.
Gale Weathers
Guess I remembered the safety that time, bastard.
Gale Weathers
Oh, God, Kenny. I'm sorry, but get off my fu**ing windshield!
Gale Weathers
I've got an ending for you. The reporter left for dead in the news van, comes to. Stumbles on you two dipsh*ts, finds the gun, foils your plan, and saves the day.
Gale Weathers
Okay I think it's going to go something like this, just stay with me. Hi, this is Gale Weathers with an exclusive eyewitness account of this amazing breaking story. Several more local teens are dead, bringing to an end the harrowing mystery of the masked killings that has terrified this peaceful community like the plot of some scary movie. It all began with the scream of a 911, and ended in a bloodbath that has rocked the town of Woodsboro. All played out here in this peaceful farmhouse, far from the crimes and the sirens of the larger cities that its residents have fled. Okay, let's take it back to one. Come on, move it! This is my big shot. Let's go.
Gale Weathers
Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as MOVE YOUR FAT TUB OF LARD ASS NOW!
Gale Weathers
Look, Kenny, I know you're about fifty pounds overweight, but when I say hurry, please interpret that as, move your fat tub of lard ass now!
Gale Weathers
Jesus, the camera, hurry!
Kenny
My name isn't Jesus.
Gale Weathers-Riley
Your lemon squares taste like ass.
Gale Weathers-Riley
Can I just say one more word?
Jill Roberts
What?
Gale Weathers-Riley
Clear.
Jill Roberts
Clear? That's ALL you had to say?!
Sidney Prescott
CLEAR.
Gale Weathers
Isn't at the end of the Stab movies end with a party scene?
Charlie Walker
yes.
Gale Weathers
Is there a party that you guys doing or any that you know of?
Charlie Walker
Yes, its the Stabathon. Its when we watch a marathon of all Stab movies.
Gale Weathers
You guys have to stop it, you can't have the party in this situation.
Charlie Walker
But we have to, we've been doing it for 3 years.
Gale Weathers-Riley
Can I just say 1 more word? Clear!
Gale Weathers-Riley
Your lemon bars taste like ass
Gale Weathers-Riley
What if we could catch the killer together? Two generations of cutting-edge journalists intertwining our passions for media. What would you say?
Robbie Mercer
I love you?
Gale Weathers-Riley
It's all under control, huh sherrif?
Dewey Riley
What am I supposed to say?
Gale Weathers-Riley
I may not be wearing a uniform, but I happen to have a lead, and you don't. So let me know when you're back on Team Gale.
Gale Weathers
Go ahead if you have the guts
Gale Weathers
What's going on?
Dewey Riley
That's not public information!
Gale Weathers
It's all over the internet!
Dewey Riley
It is?!
Gale Weathers
"Dewey!"
Gale Weathers
Dewey!