James Franco

James Franco

  • Highest Rated: 100% Memoria (2016)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% Future World (2018)
  • Birthday: Apr 19, 1978
  • Birthplace: Palo Alto, California, USA
  • Well known for his works as teen heartthrob on the NBC series Freaks and Geeks and films like Never Been Kissed (1999) starring Drew Barrymore, James Franco has the dark, refined looks of a classic movie star. Indeed, he was cast in the TNT film James Dean playing the screen legend himself, for which he won a Golden Globe Award for his performance in 2002.Born on April 19, 1978, Franco has lived in California throughout his life. After high school, he studied acting intensely under Robert Carnegie, Jeff Goldblum, and Tony Savant. He also spent time training at the Playhouse West in North Hollywood. Soon after landing the role as dark and pessimistic Daniel on Freaks and Geeks, where the teenage crowd found his performance accessible and realistic, Franco would earn a series of roles in teen-oriented motion pictures. Along with Never Been Kissed, he appeared in Whatever It Takes, on the set of which he met girlfriend Marla Sokoloff, a fellow actor. In a film about a group of "bad" students called Mean People Suck (2000), Franco appeared in the role of Casey, and then starred in Blind Spot in 2001.After retaining heartthrob status with his award-winning performance as James Dean, he would appear in Deuces Wild (2002), a '50s-style gang drama. That same year, he played the part of Harry Osborn in the live-action rendition of Stan Lee's superhero comic Spider Man, also starring Tobey Maguire, Willem Defoe, and Kirsten Dunst. The following year would find an emerging Franco in his most dramatically challenging role to date, as a murder suspect who happens to be the son of an NYPD police detective (Robert DeNiro) in City by the Sea. Impressed by Franco's turn as flm legend James Dean, DeNiro personally lobbied to have Franco cast in the film. Franco would continue to work with talented collaborators, landing a role in Robert Altman's ballet movie The Company in 2003. He returned to the role of Harry Osbourn in Spider-Man 2 a year after that. 2005 was a busy year for the young actor who directed an adaptation of his own play, The Ape, and starred in a couple of historical dramas. Neither The Great Raid nor Tristan & Isolde made much of an impression with audiences, but the films showed an actor willing to try new things. He was back in theaters early in 2006 with the Naval Academy/boxing movie Annapolis. That fall he again appeared in theaters in the World War 1 drama Flyboys, directed by Tony Bill. He also agreed to reprise the role of Harry Osborn one more time in Spider-Man 3.Having long nurtured an aptitude for painting, Franco had his first public exhibition of his work in 2006, with a show at a Los Angeles gallery. He also began writing and directing his own short films, like 2007's Good Time Max and 2009's The Feast of Stephen. Around this time, Franco made the unexpected decision to enroll at UCLA as an English major. After receiving special permission to take on a heavier than normal course-load, he received his degree in 2008, and promptly began working on his MFA at Columbia University in New York, which he completed in 2010. He next enrolled as a Ph.D. student in English at Yale University. All the while that he was completing his higher education, Franco was living up to the description often given by his co-stars and collaborators as having a superhuman ability to complete numerous projects at once. In 2008, Franco found an awesome vehicle for his comedic chops with the action-stoner-comedy Pineapple Express, pairing him with Seth Rogen as an adorably friendly weed dealer. That same year, he earned accolades for his performance as Scott Smith in the Award Winning biopic Milk, opposite Sean Penn. Even stranger, in 2009 - at the height of success - Franco decided curiously to join the cast of the daytime soap opera General Hospital, as a performance artist, not unlike himself, named Franco. He would later refer to the role as "performance art," but the tongue-in-cheek nature of a heart-throb Hollywood star joining the ran

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Filmography

Movies

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15% Arctic Dogs Lemmy 2019
22% Pretenders Producer Actor Director 2019
23% Zeroville Director Actor 2019
94% Don't Come Back from the Moon Roman Smalley 2019
91% The Ballad of Buster Scruggs Actor 2018
32% Kin Taylor Balik 2018
0% Future World The Warlord 2018
91% The Disaster Artist Tommy Wiseau Producer Director 2017
No Score Yet The Heyday of the Insensitive Bastards Conrad 2017
25% The Vault Actor $4.8K 2017
No Score Yet F For Franco Actor 2017
18% Queen of the Desert Henry Cadogan 2017
0% The Institute Director Executive Producer Dr. Cairn 2017
No Score Yet I Think You're Totally Wrong: A Quarrel Director Actor 2017
30% In Dubious Battle Mac Director 2017
64% I Am Michael Michael Glatze 2017
No Score Yet High School Lover Executive Producer Rick Winters 2017
No Score Yet Obey Giant Executive Producer 2017
No Score Yet Voices Beyond the Wall Executive Producer 2017
39% Why Him? Laird Mayhew $60.4M 2016
60% Burn Country Lindsay 2016
49% King Cobra Producer Joe $71.1K 2016
79% Goat Producer Mitch $23.5K 2016
83% Sausage Party Druggie $97.7M 2016
93% The Little Prince The Fox 2016
62% Mother, May I Sleep with Danger? Producer Executive Producer Actor 2016
21% The Adderall Diaries Stephen Elliott Producer $11.8K 2016
100% Memoria Mr. Wyckoff $2.7K 2016
77% Yosemite Phil Executive Producer Producer $13.1K 2016
67% The Night Before Himself $31.4M 2015
17% Wild Horses Ben Briggs 2015
45% True Story Christian Longo $3.5M 2015
No Score Yet Richard Peter Johnson Himself 2015
No Score Yet Don Quixote: The Ingenious Gentleman of La Mancha Pasamonte 2015
51% The Interview Dave Skylark Executive Producer $4.6M 2014
5% The Color of Time Producer C.K. Williams, age 40 2014
No Score Yet National Theatre Live: Of Mice And Men George 2014
9% Good People Tom Reed 2014
22% The Sound And The Fury Director Benjy Compson 2014
88% Kink Producer Executive Producer 2014
42% Child Of God Screenwriter Jerry Director 2014
26% Third Person Rick $0.7M 2014
69% Palo Alto Mr. B $0.5M 2014
5% Maladies James 2014
79% Veronica Mars Himself $2.7M 2014
56% Interior. Leather Bar. Director Producer James $26.7K 2014
No Score Yet Masculinity/Femininity Actor 2014
42% Homefront Gator $12.7M 2013
44% Sal Director Milton Katsolas 2013
38% As I Lay Dying Darl Screenwriter Director $15.5K 2013
47% Mademoiselle C Actor 2013
No Score Yet Comedy Central Roast of James Franco Actor 2013
53% Lovelace Hugh Hefner $0.4M 2013
83% This Is the End James Franco $96.3M 2013
67% The Iceman Marty Freeman $2M 2013
67% Spring Breakers Alien $14M 2013
58% Oz the Great and Powerful Oz $235M 2013
No Score Yet Black Dog, Red Dog Director Actor 2013
No Score Yet The Director: An Evolution in Three Acts Producer 2013
14% About Cherry Frances $3.3K 2012
96% Marina Abramovic: The Artist Is Present Actor $40.8K 2012
20% Broken Tower Producer Director Screenwriter Hart Crane 2012
No Score Yet The Stare Actor 2012
No Score Yet Francophrenia (Or Don't Kill Me, I Know Where the Baby Is) Director Actor 2012
No Score Yet The Letter Tyrone 2012
88% Eames: The Architect And The Painter Narrator $0.2M 2011
82% Rise of the Planet of the Apes Will Rodman $175.4M 2011
27% Your Highness Fabious $21.7M 2011
No Score Yet Saturday Night Director Actor 2010
93% 127 Hours Aron Ralston $18.4M 2010
No Score Yet Love & Distrust Travis 2010
63% Howl Allen Ginsberg $0.7M 2010
36% Eat Pray Love David Piccolo $80.6M 2010
66% Date Night Taste $98.8M 2010
No Score Yet The Clerk's Tale Director 2010
No Score Yet Shadows & Lies William Vincent 2010
No Score Yet In Praise of Shadows Actor 2010
No Score Yet With Great Power: The Stan Lee Story Actor 2010
No Score Yet Camille Silias 2009
93% Milk Scott Smith $31.8M 2008
30% Nights in Rodanthe Mark Flanner $41.9M 2008
68% Pineapple Express Saul Silver $87.4M 2008
73% In the Valley of Elah Sgt. Dan Carnelli $6.6M 2007
38% An American Crime Andy 2007
90% Knocked Up Himself $148.8M 2007
63% Spider-Man 3 Harry Osborn/New Goblin $336.6M 2007
No Score Yet Good Time Max Max Director Screenwriter 2007
35% Finishing the Game Rob Force 2007
No Score Yet Grasshopper Actor 2007
76% The Dead Girl Derek 2006
33% Flyboys Blaine Rawlings $13.1M 2006
15% The Wicker Man Bar Guy No. 1 $23.7M 2006
10% Annapolis Jake Huard $16.9M 2006
31% Tristan & Isolde Tristan $14.6M 2006
38% The Great Raid Capt. Prince $10.1M 2005
No Score Yet The Ape Director Screenwriter Actor 2005
No Score Yet Fool's Gold Actor Director 2005
No Score Yet Making the Amazing (Making the Amazing: Spider-Man 2) Actor 2004
93% Spider-Man 2 Harry Osborn $373.4M 2004
No Score Yet Spider-Man 2.1 (Extended Cut) Actor 2004
72% The Company John 2003
23% Sonny Sonny Phillips 2002
47% City by the Sea Joseph `Joey' Nova $22.4M 2002
No Score Yet Mother Ghost Skateboarder Guy 2002
90% Spider-Man Harry Osborn $403.8M 2002
3% Deuces Wild Tino $6.1M 2002
No Score Yet James Dean James Dean 2001
16% Whatever It Takes Chris Campbell 2000
No Score Yet Celebrating AFI Actor 2000
No Score Yet At Any Cost Mike 2000
55% Never Been Kissed Jason 1999
No Score Yet To Serve and Protect Matt 1999
No Score Yet Celebrating AFI Actor 1995

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92% The Deuce
2017
Executive Producer Director Vincent Martino/Frankie Martino
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2017
No Score Yet Close Up With the Hollywood Reporter
2015
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2016
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Appearing
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet Today
2017
Guest
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2014
No Score Yet The View
1997
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2014
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Host
  • 2017
  • 2014
  • 2009
  • 2008
81% 11.22.63
2016
Executive Producer Director Producer Jake Epping
  • 2016
No Score Yet Greatest Party Story Ever
2016
Appearing
  • 2015
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2013
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
86% The Mindy Project
2012-2017
Dr. Paul Leotard
  • 2013
No Score Yet Colbert Report
2005-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2010
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2010
  • 2008
No Score Yet Iconoclasts
2005-2012
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet American Masters
2001
Narrator
  • 2011
45% The Academy Awards
1983
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest
  • 2011
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2011
  • 2010
85% 30 Rock
2006-2013
Himself
  • 2010
74% The X-Files
1993-2018
Second Officer
  • 2001
100% Freaks and Geeks
1999-2000
Daniel
  • 2000
  • 1999
No Score Yet Profiler
1996-2000
Steve
  • 1999
No Score Yet General Hospital
1963-1964
Franco

QUOTES FROM James Franco CHARACTERS

Dave Skylark
Haters gonna hate ... and ain'ters gonna ain't.
Aaron Rapaport
That is not an actual thing that people say.
Dave Skylark
They hate us because they ain't us.
Elia Kazan
What the hell were you thinking in there? Raymond Massey is a highly respected actor and you've deeply offended.
James Dean
You said I offended him.
Elia Kazan
Of course you've deeply offended him.
James Dean
Good.
Elia Kazan
Why good?
James Dean
'Cause I need him to hate me.
Elia Kazan
What the hell were you thinking in there? Raymond Massey is a highly respected actor and you've deeply offended.
James Dean
Good.
Elia Kazan
Why good?
James Dean
'Cause I need him to hate me.
Mr. Prince
Hey, come and play with me.
The Fox
I cannot play with you. I'm not tamed.
Himself
You are my Rock. My Dwayne. My Johnson.
Tomas Eldan
I think I'll start writing again.
Tomas Eldan
If there is anything I can do. Anything I can do to help.
Tomas Eldan
I ran over someone.
Tomas Eldan
Hi. We almost had a little accident down at the side of the road.
Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Some spiders change colors to blend into their environment. It's a defense mechanism.
Harry Osborn
Peter, what makes you think I'd want to know that?
Spider-Man/Peter Parker
Who wouldn't?
Michael Finkel
Why do they call your short stop?
Christian Longo
Long go ...get it?
Aron Ralston
It's no slurpee. It's like a bag of piss.
Mr. B
I'm older and I know that there aren't a lot of good things around, and I know that you are really good.
Alien
Look at all mah shit.
Alien
Spring break. Spring break. Spring break fo'ever.
Alien
Bikini's and big booties - that's what it's all about.
Alien
I'm Alien. My real name is Al, but truth be told, I'm not from the planet.
Alien
You're my mother fuckin' soul-mates.
James Franco
I always keep my props.
Alien
Spring Break. Spring break forever!
Aron Ralston
I've been moving towards it my entire life. The minute I was born, every breath that I've taken, every action has been leading me to this crack on the out surface.
Saul Silver
It's almost a shame to smoke it. It's like killing a unicorn... with, like, a bomb.
Oz
I know I'm not the wizard you expected, but I might be the wizard that you need.
James Franco
The one that squeals is the one that deals.
James Franco
If I see your dick one more time, I'll fucking shoot it off!
Danny McBride
You don't have enough bullets, bitch!
Danny McBride
Everything I've been doing has just been a cry for help. When I came into your magazine James, it was a cum for help. I've just been crying and cumming, crying and cumming. Tears from the tip of my penis dudes.
James Franco
I'm sorry alright, you can cum wherever you want.
Danny McBride
I don't even care about cumming anymore, right now I'm just kind of into going.
James Franco
You know what Danny, if you weren't jizzing all the time maybe you'll be more hydrated.
Danny McBride
You're making me into a joke right now Franco, and you are not gonna like the fucking punchline.
James Franco
Cool it, Dumbledore!
Alien
I'm made of fuckin' money. Look at my fuckin' teeth!
Seth Rogen
I'm a victim. I've had a victim's mentality my whole life. People could smell it on me. When I was a kid, I had man titties, the bullies held me down, they titty fucked me.
James Franco
That's what's happening out there!
Alien
I got Scarface on repeat. Scarface on repeat. Constant y'all!
Tristan
Isolde, we can't.
Isolde
It's like asking me to stop breathing.
Isolde
Why?
Tristan
There are other things to live for: duty, honor.
Isolde
But they are not life Tristan. They are the shells of life, and empty ones if in the end all they hold are days and days without love. Love is made by God. Ignore it and you suffer as you cannot imagine.
Tristan
Then I will no longer live without it.
Isolde
And your parents?
Tristan
They also died when I was young.
Isolde
From what?
Tristan
Another different type of Irish kindness
Tristan
Another different type of Irish kindness.
Tristan
[fleeing Ireland] Come with me.
Tristan
Come with me.
Isolde
I can't.
Tristan
Why not?
Isolde
We both know this cannot be, Tristan. We knew it from the start. That doesn't mean it wasn't true, it is.
Isolde
You risked your life to give me to another man.
Tristan
You said your name was Bragnae. Why did you do that?
Isolde
Oh, what have I done? Stop this, please, Tristan, say something.
Tristan
I can't. I won you in my King's name.
Isolde
But I'm your's. You touched me and I you.
Tristan
It doesn't matter.
Isolde
It's the only thing that matters, Tristan. Leave with me, I'll go anywhere!
Marke
Do you find no comfort in your home, these stearn walls that you helped build?
Tristan
I find these walls a prison.
Marke
Why?
Tristan
Everything I wanted seems meaningless.
Tristan
I live in torture, thinking of these moments. With every look he gives you, I get sicker and sicker. There is a burning in me I feel on fire, and there's guilt I can't comidify. Does it make you happy to know that?
Isolde
The Roman Bridge, I can get to it without being seen, and I'd go there any time to be with you.
Isolde
Know that I love you Tristan. Wherever you go, whatever you see. I will always be with you.
Tristan
You were right. I don't know if life is greater than death. But love was more than either.
Danny McBride
We should just stay in here, fortify this bitch, and take it into all the food and shit we have.
Seth Rogen
We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch...a Milky Way?
Seth Rogen
We got: twelve bottles of water, fifty-six beers, half-ounce sour diesel, one ounce of shrooms, Nutella, CT Crunch. A Milky Way?
Jonah Hill
Can I have that Milky Way?
James Franco
No, you can't have the Milky Way. It's my special food, I like it.
Seth Rogen
I want some of the Milky Way.
Craig Robinson
I'd be pretty bummed if I don't at least get a bite of the Milky Way.
Oz
Fear me not good people of Oz, fear me not. For it is I the great and powerful Wizard of Oz!
Melot
(lying in the tunnel) A dozen Irish have blazed your way.
Tristan
Melot, I swear I did not lead them here.
Melot
No, I did.
Tristan
Why?
Melot
I thought someone believed in me.
Alien
When I'm with them, I'm gonna be thinkin' about you.
Alien
Let's cause some trouble now
Alien
Let's cause some trouble now.
Alien
Y'all my motha'fuckin' soul mates
Alien
Y'all my motha'fuckin' soul mates.
Aron Ralston
Hello. This time the rat doesn’t scuttle off. Yeah, what am I doing here? Good question. In all of the places in all of the world. Huh. Did all the routes, all the big descents. Not good enough. Not hard enough, right? Right. Got what I wanted. Got what I asked for. Everyone else is out there. And I’m in here. Dying. Real cool.
Aron Ralston
Hello. This time the rat doesn't scuttle off. Yeah, what am I doing here? Good question. In all of the places in all of the world. Huh. Did all the routes, all the big descents. Not good enough. Not hard enough, right? Right. Got what I wanted. Got what I asked for. Everyone else is out there. And I'm in here. Dying. Real cool.
Alien
Look at all my shit!
Alien
"Look at my shit. Look at my shit."
Alien
Look at my shit. Look at my shit.
Alien
Truth be told, I ain't from this planet, ya'll
Alien
Truth be told, I ain't from this planet, ya'll.
Alien
Spring break, forever
Oz
You can have a nice pile of bananas!
Frank/Finley
Oh, I see, because I'm a monkey I must love bananas!
Oz
You don't love bananas?
Frank/Finley
Of course I love bananas, I'm a monkey! Don't be ridiculous!
Annie/Glinda
[as the bubbles are flying towards the shield] The shield allows a good-hearted person to pass.
Annie/Glinda
The shield allows a good-hearted person to pass.
Oz
[Panicking] I'm gonna die!
Oz
I'm gonna die!
Oz
Am I dreaming?
Theodora/Wicked Witch of the West
You're in Oz.
Oz
It's like no place I've ever seen.
Oz
[to Theodora] Where's your broom?
Oz
Where's your broom?
Theodora/Wicked Witch of the West
You don't know much about witches, do you?
Oz
[sotto voice, to Glinda] I might not actually be a wizard...
Oz
I might not actually be a wizard.
Annie/Glinda
Yes, but they don't know that.
Oz
[sucked into a tornado] I don't want to die! I haven't accomplished anything yet! Please!
Oz
I don't want to die! I haven't accomplished anything yet! Please!
Harry Osborn
How do you like that, Spidey?
Oz
Ladies and gentlemen, your wizard is here!
Oz
Am I dreaming?
Theodora/Wicked Witch of the West
You're in Oz.
Oz
That's my name, everyone calls me Oz.
Annie/Glinda
The shield allows a good-hearted person to pass.
Oz
I'm gonna die!
Oz
I don't want to be a good man, I want to be a great one!
Annie/Glinda
For the record, I knew you always had it in you.
Oz
Greatness?
Annie/Glinda
No, something better. Goodness.
Oz
You have nothing to fear so long as you believe. For when you believe, anything is possible.
The Wizard
BEHOLD, AS I UNLEASH THE STARS!
The Wizard
Behold, as I unleash the stars!
Annie/Glinda
I always knew you had it in you.
Oz
Greatness?
Annie/Glinda
No, better. Goodness.
Oscar Diggs/Oz
Ok, Just go make your animal noises and I'll grab the wand.
Frank/Finley
Ok. moooooooooooo mooooooo
Oscar Diggs/Oz
I don't want to die! I haven't accomplished anything yet!
Thadeous
He wants us to jerk him off!
Great Wize Wizard
Just touch the tip and twist it.
Thadeous
We are not going to do that.
Fabious
If it's for the quest, we will do what needs to be done.
Thadeous
Yuck!
Fabious
All I want is for you to be a part of this moment. I want you to be gay with me and father.
Thadeous
I don't want to be gay with you two!
Sgt. Dan Carnelli
My son has spent the last eighteen months bringing democracy to a shit hole and serving his country. He deserves better than this!
Sgt. Dan Carnelli
You think I could talk to somebody who does more than answer the phone?
Peter Parker/Spider-Man
Stings, doesn't it?
Harry Osborn/New Goblin
I protected you in high school, and now I'm gonna kick your little ass!
Peter Parker/Spider-Man
(Sarcastically) Ooohh
Peter Parker/Spider-Man
[sarcastically] Ooohh.
Fabious
Kiss him
Fabious
Kiss him.
Thadeous
.... Fuck, no.
Thadeous
Fuck, no.
Phil Foster
I have no idea how to respond to that! Eff you!
Taste
Eff me? Eff you!
Phil Foster
Eff you!
Taste
Eff you, man! What are you doin' here?!
Phil Foster
Eff you, mother effer!
Isolde
How many have you loved before me?
Tristan
None.
Isolde
And after me?
Tristan
None
Isolde
If things were different, if we lived in a place without duty, would you be with me?
Tristan
That place does not exist
Isolde
I'll pretend it's you
Tristan
Come with me, come with me!
Isolde
I can't Tristan we both know this can't be we've known it from the start it doesn't mean it isn't true it is, it just cannot be, I want to know that you're alive somewhere thinking of me from time to time I want to know that there's more to this life and I can't know that if they kill you! Please Go!
Isolde
I can't Tristan we both know this can't be we've known it from the start it doesn't mean it isn't true it is, it just cannot be, I want to know that you're alive somewhere thinking of me from time to time I want to know that there's more to this life and I can't know that if they kill you! Please go!
Isolde
You risked your life to give me to another man
Isolde
You risked your life to give me to another man.
Tristan
You told me your name was Bragnae. Why did you do that?
Isolde
Oh, what have I done? you'll stop this then say something!
Tristan
I can't. I won you in my King's name.
Isolde
But I'm yours you touched me and I you.
Tristan
It doesn't matter
Tristan
It doesn't matter.
Isolde
It's the only thing that matters leave with me Tristan I'll go anywhere!
Tristan
Your marriage will end a hundred years of bloodshed
Tristan
Your marriage will end a hundred years of bloodshed.
Isolde
My marriage to another man!
Tristan
Isolde we will live with this we must.
Isolde
Don't do this to me!
Tristan
I live in torture, thinking of these moments. With every look he gives you, I get sicker and sicker. There is a burning in me I feel on fire, and there's guilt I can't comidify. Does it make you happy to know that?
Isolde
The Roman Bridge, I can get to it without being seen, and I'd go there any time to be with you.
Cole
What is the latitude of Annapolis?
Whitaker
Who were the first three naval officers to hold the rank as admirals?
Cole
How long have you been in the Navy?
Jake Huard
Sir, the latitude of Annapolis is 38.58 degrees north. Sir, the first three admirals were Dewey, Porter and Farragut. Sir, I've been in the Navy all my bloomin' life, sir. My mother was a mermaid, my father was King Neptune. Every bone in my body is a spar. And when I spits, I spits tar. I's hard. I is, I am, I are.
Oscar Diggs/Oz
I don't want to be a good man. I want to be a great one.
Harry Osborn
Peter... you killed my father.
Aron Ralston
Good morning everyone! It is seven o clock here in canyon land USA! And this morning, on the boulder, we have a very special guest, self-proclaimed, American superhero, Aron Ralston! Let's here it for Aron! Hi, oh it's so great to be here! Hey can I say hi to my mom and dad? Mom and dad! Mustn't forget mom and dad, right Aron? Yeah, hey mom, I'm sorry I didn't answer the phone the other day. If I had, I would have told you where I was going, and, well I probably wouldn't be here right now. That's for sure! But like I always say, your supreme selfishness is our gain! Thank you Aron! Anyone else you wanna say hi to? Well there's Brian at work. Brian- Hi Aron! Hey, probably won't be making it in to work today! Ha ha ha, get a load of this guy! Oh wait, hang on, we have a call coming in from another Aron, in Looser Canyon, Utah. Aron asks... Am I right in thinking even if Brian from work notifies the police they'll put a 24 hour hold on it, before they file a missing persons report. Which means, you won't be declared missing, until mid-day Wednesday at the earliest? Uh, yeah! You're right on the money there Aron! Which means, I'll probably be dead by then! Aron from Looser Canyon, Utah! How do you know so much?! Well I'll tell you why I know so much, I volunteer for the rescue service. Huh!!! You see, I'm some kind of, well a big fucking hard hero. And I can do anything on my own, you see? I do see! Now is it true, that despite, or maybe because you're a big fucking hard hero, you didn't tell anyone where you were going? Uh, yes that is correct. Anyone? No. Oops!
Coffee Shop Waitress
How's the pie?
Harry Osborn/New Goblin
So good.
Saul Silver
Fuck Da Police!!! [Shoots at police woman and misses all shots]
Saul Silver
Fuck Da Police! [shoots at police woman and misses all shots]
Harry Osborn
Out, am I?
Green Goblin/Norman Osborn
Out, am I?
Aron Ralston
I'm in pretty deep doodoo here.
Harry Osborn
MJ and I, we're gonna have a hell of a time!
Saul Silver
hey look its like my thumb is my cock
Saul Silver
Hey look, it's like my thumb is my cock. Heh heh...
Dale Denton
thats not gonna get us a ride man
Dale Denton
That's not going to get us a ride, man.
Aron Ralston
Good morning everyone! It is seven o clock here in canyon land USA! And this morning, on the boulder, we have a very special guest, self-proclaimed, American superhero, Aron Ralston! Let's here it for Aron! Hi, oh it's so great to be here! Hey can I say hi to my mom and dad? Mom and dad! Mustn't forget mom and dad, right Aron? Yeah, hey mom, I'm sorry I didn't answer the phone the other day. If I had, I would have told you where I was going, and, well I probably wouldn't be here right now. That's for sure! But like I always say, your supreme selfishness is our gain! Thank you Aron! Anyone else you wanna say hi to? Well there's Brian at work. Brian- Hi Aron! Hey, probably won't be making it in to work today! Ha ha ha, get a load of this guy! Oh wait, hang on, we have a call coming in from another Aron, in Looser Canyon, Utah. Aron asks... Am I right in thinking even if Brian from work notifies the police they'll put a 24 hour hold on it, before they file a missing persons report. Which means, you won't be declared missing, until mid-day Wednesday at the earliest? Uh, yeah! You're right on the money there Aron! Which means, I'll probably be dead by then! Aron from Looser Canyon, Utah! How do you know so much?! Well I'll tell you why I know so much, I volunteer for the rescue service. Huh!!! You see, I'm some kind of, well a big fucking hard hero. And I can do anything on my own, you see? I do see! Now is it true, that despite, or maybe because you're a big fucking hard hero, you didn't tell anyone where you were going? Uh, yes that is correct. Anyone? No. Oops!
Aron Ralston
I'm only a psychopath on weekdays,
Aron Ralston
I'm only a psychopath on weekdays.
Robert
(with shotgun) You assholes do exactly what I say or I will take you outside and FUCK YOU IN THE STREET!
Robert
[with shotgun] You assholes do exactly what I say or I will take you outside and FUCK YOU IN THE STREET!
Saul Silver
No, don't do that.
Dale Denton
Don't fuck us anywhere.
Aron Ralston
Scooby-doo...
Aron Ralston
(attempts to move the rock) This is insane!! (grunts) Move this f***ing rock!
Aron Ralston
[attempts to move the rock] This is insane! [grunts] Move this f***ing rock!
Aron Ralston
(Tuesday) '' Good morning everyone !. It is 7 O' clock here in canyon land USA and this morning on the boulder we have a very special guest. Self proclaimed american super hero. Aron Ralston ! ''
Aron Ralston
[Tuesday] Good morning everyone! It is seven O' clock here in canyon land USA and this morning on the boulder we have a very special guest. Self proclaimed american super hero. Aron Ralston!
Aron Ralston
So Aron is it true you didn't tell anyone were you goin?
Aron Ralston
Is it true that you didn't tell anyone where you were going?
Aron Ralston
You know, I've been thinking. Everything is... just comes together. It's me. I chose this. I chose all this. This rock... this rock has been waiting for me my entire life. It's entire life, ever since it was a bit of meteorite a million, billion years ago. In space. It's been waiting, to come here. Right, right here. I've been moving towards it my entire life. The minute I was born, every breath that I've taken, every action has been leading me to this crack on the out surface.
Saul Silver
...I wish we could just go nowhere...
Saul Silver
I wish we could just go nowhere...