Zach Galifianakis

Zach Galifianakis

  • Highest Rated: 95% The Muppets (2011)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% The Sunlit Night (2019)
  • Birthday: Oct 1, 1969
  • Birthplace: Wilkesboro, North Carolina, USA
  • Born to a Greek father and a mother of English and Scottish ancestry, and was raised in a Greek Orthodox home. Dropped out of university one credit short of graduating and moved to New York. First stand-up performance was in the back of a hamburger restaurant in New York City's Times Square. His big break was being booked on The Late Show With David Letterman in 2000 by guest host Janeane Garofalo. His 2002 talk show on Comedy Central, Late World With Zach, was cancelled after nine weeks. Appeared in Fiona Apple's music video for "Not About Love." In 2008, created a Web show called "Between Two Ferns With Zach Galifianakis," which consisted of offbeat interviews with celebrities. Best known for his role in the 2009 comedy The Hangover, also starring Bradley Cooper and Ed Helms, which won a Golden Globe for best comedy or musical in 2010. Had a small role in the Oscar-nominated George Clooney film Up in the Air in 2010. Reprised his role in The Hangover ll (2011) and lll (2013). In 2016, starred in the comedies Masterminds and Keeping Up with the Joneses. His second son was born in November 2016.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Mysteriet om herr Länk Mr. Link 2019
89% Missing Link Mr. Link 2019
77% Between Two Ferns: The Movie Actor Screenwriter Producer 2019
0% The Sunlit Night Actor 2019
10% Tulip Fever Actor $2.4M 2017
89% The Lego Batman Movie The Joker $175.7M 2017
No Score Yet The Something Actor 2017
19% Keeping Up With The Joneses Jeff Gaffney $14.9M 2016
34% Masterminds David Ghantt $17.4M 2016
91% Queen Mimi Actor 2016
No Score Yet Untitled Louis C.K./Zach Galifianakis Project Actor 2015
91% Birdman Jake 2014
8% Are You Here Ben Baker 2014
20% The Hangover Part III Alan $112.3M 2013
94% The Bitter Buddha Actor 2013
66% The Campaign Producer Marty Huggins $86.9M 2012
33% Craigslist Joe Executive Producer 2012
25% Mansome Actor $18.9K 2012
No Score Yet Comedy Warriors: Healing Through Humor Actor 2012
95% The Muppets Hobo Joe $88.7M 2011
86% Puss in Boots Humpty Dumpty $149.3M 2011
33% The Hangover Part II Alan $254.5M 2011
No Score Yet Frenemy Bucky 2010
40% Due Date Ethan Tremblay $100.5M 2010
57% It's Kind of a Funny Story Bobby $6.4M 2010
41% Dinner for Schmucks Therman $73M 2010
40% Operation: Endgame (Rogue's Gallery) Hermit 2010
66% Youth in Revolt Jerry $15.2M 2010
91% Up in the Air Steve $83.8M 2009
22% G-Force Ben $119.5M 2009
78% The Hangover Alan $277.4M 2009
36% Gigantic Actor 2009
70% Visioneers George Washington Winsterhammerman 2008
26% What Happens in Vegas Dave the Bear $80.2M 2008
83% Into the Wild Kevin $18.2M 2007
63% Super High Me Actor 2007
No Score Yet Zach Galifianakis: Live at the Purple Onion Actor 2007
No Score Yet Comedians of Comedy - Live at the Troubador Actor 2007
44% The Comedians of Comedy Actor 2005
64% Below Weird Wally 2002
8% Out Cold Luke $13.9M 2001
7% Corky Romano Dexter/Hacker 2001
31% Bubble Boy Bus Stop Man 2001
53% Heartbreakers Bill 2001

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

83% My Next Guest Needs No Introduction With David Letterman
2018
Guest
  • 2019
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2019
50% This Giant Beast That is the Global Economy
2019
Appearing
  • 2019
92% Baskets
2016
Screenwriter Executive Producer Chip Baskets
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest Host
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet Real Time With Bill Maher
2003
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2013
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee
2012
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet America Divided
2016
Appearing
  • 2018
  • 2016
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2016
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
90% The Gong Show
2017-2018
Judge
  • 2017
91% Bob's Burgers
2011
Voice
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet TripTank
2014-2016
Voice
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Comedy Bang! Bang!
2012-2016
Guest
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet Inside Comedy
2012-2015
Guest
  • 2014
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice
  • 2014
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet The Nerdist
2011-2013
Guest
  • 2013
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host
  • 2013
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2010
  • 2009
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest
  • 2012
  • 2010
79% Bored to Death
2009-2011
Ray Hueston
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
100% Funny Or Die Presents
2010-2011
Appearing
  • 2010
No Score Yet American Dad (target for inaccurate feed data)
2005
Voice
  • 2010
  • 2009
95% Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
2007-2010
Performer
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
  • 2007
42% Tru Calling
2003-2005
Davis
  • 2008
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • 2003
76% The Sarah Silverman Program
2007-2010
Fred Blorth
  • 2007
No Score Yet Comedy Central Presents
1998-2011
Performer
  • 2001
33% Boston Common
1996-1997
Bobby
  • 1997
  • 1996

QUOTES FROM Zach Galifianakis CHARACTERS

Jake
Get that smile off your face, you're freaking me out.
Jake
Oh my gosh! How do you know Mike Shiner?
Lesley
We share a vagina.
Ben Baker
No need to resist the magic of Lithium, I know. We should sprinkle it's salty goodness over the fries at McDonald's until we're Dawn of the Dead drooling towards Banana Republic, pushing our carts, dazed, through the market, throwing the meat in, black blood pooling under so much plastic.
Marty Huggins
Bring your brooms because it's a mess.
Peter Highman
If you don't like waffles, don't eat waffles!!!!
Peter Highman
If you don't like waffles, don't eat waffles!
Ethan Tremblay
Then don't take me too a waffle house!!!!!!!!!
Ethan Tremblay
Then don't take me too a waffle house!
Ethan Tremblay
I once ate a foot long corn dog on a nude beach.... I'll never do that again.
Alan
My name's Alan and I bought a giraffe! Oh, my life is perfect!
Alan
I cant beleve my daddy is dead. I can think of so many pepole who could of died first........... like my mother.
Alan
I cant beleve my daddy is dead. I can think of so many pepole who could of died first. Like my mother.
Alan
when a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.
Alan
When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.
Alan
I got this strange email the other day, I didn't know what it meant, but now I think it might be from Chow.
Phil
"Fatty, it feels good to be out, I'm close by, tell no one, I'll be in touch. -Chow" This says Chow! How did you not know this was from Chow?
Alan
At the time, I thought was "Chow" like "goodbye"
Alan
I got this strange email the other day, I didn't know what it meant, but now I think it might be from Chow.
Phil
(reads email) "Fatty, it feels good to be out, I'm close by. Tell no one, I'll be in touch. - Chow" This says Chow, how did you not know this was from Chow?
Phil
"Fatty, it feels good to be out, I'm close by. Tell no one, I'll be in touch. - Chow" This says Chow, how did you not know this was from Chow?
Alan
At the time I thought it was "chow" like "good bye."
Alan
can I ask you another question?
Alan
Can I ask you another question?
Lisa
Sure.
Alan
you probably get this a lot. This isn't real Caesars Palace. is it?
Alan
You probably get this a lot. This isn't real Caesars Palace. is it?
Lisa
What do you mean?
Alan
did ummm, did Caesar live here?
Alan
Did ummm, did Caesar live here?
Lisa
Ummm, no.
Alan
I didn't think so.
Marty Huggins
Dad, if you're still holdin' a grudge because I wore crocs to Mom's funeral, like I've told a thousand times, I'm sorry. Mom would have wanted it that way. She was casual.
Marty Huggins
I'm gonna roll up my sleeves, put my sandwich in my lunch pail, and grab my broom. Cause it's a MESS.
Marty Huggins
I'm gonna roll up my sleeves, put my sandwich in my lunch pail, and grab my broom. Cause it's a mess.
Marty Huggins
Hey, Travis, you tired this mornin'?
Travis
Nope just high.
Marty Huggins
Hate to break it to you, friend, thought your balloon's gettin' ready to pop.
Marty Huggins
Dad, if you're still holding a grudge because I wore crocs to Mom's funeral, like I've told you a thousand times, I'm sorry. Mom would have wanted it that way. She was casual.
Dylan Huggins
I put a firefly in my butthole
Dylan Huggins
I put a firefly in my butt-hole.
Marty Huggins
Why?
Dylan Huggins
So I could see my farts glow
Dylan Huggins
So I could see my farts glow.
Alan
It's not a purse. It's a sachel. Besides, Indiana Jones has one.
Marty Huggins
If I had known you'd be proud of me, I would have shot someone sooner!
Marty Huggins
I'm going to roll up my sleeves, put my sandwich in my lunch pail, and grab my broom. Cause it's a MESS!
Marty Huggins
Push it? Push it real good?
Tim Wattley
We have 49 days before this district of 700,000 people decides if they like you or not. Right now, your likability is at 26 percent. The focus group words that come up for you are â??odd', 'clammy', 'probably Serbianâ?¦â??
Tim Wattley
We have 49 days before this district of 700,000 people decides if they like you or not. Right now, your likability is at 26 percent. The focus group words that come up for you are odd', 'clammy', 'probably Serbian.
Marty Huggins
That's an old one.
Tim Wattley
'He looks like the Travelocity gnome.'
Marty Huggins
What?!
Marty Huggins
"Hey Travis, you tired this morning?"
Marty Huggins
Hey Travis, you tired this morning?
Travis
"Nope just high."
Travis
Nope just high.
Dylan Huggins
One time, I put a firefly up my butthole.
Marty Huggins
Why would you do that?
Dylan Huggins
To make my farts glow.
Marty Huggins
Can't, now thats the real 'c' word.
Cam Brady
If you get my son to call you daddy, then I f**k your wife!
Alan
I spiked them with muscle relaxer's, and my A.D.H.D. medication
Alan
I spiked them with muscle relaxer's, and my A.D.H.D. medication.
Stu
Why can't we remember ANYTHING that happened last night?
Alan
That's one of the side-effects of Roofies. Memory loss.
Stu
You are literally too stupid to insult.
Alan
Thank you.
Alan
It's my sunglasses okay?
Alan
Are my glasses okay?
Stu
Your sunglasses are okay, dick.
Alan
There's a jungle cat in the bathroom!
Phil
Holy fuck, he's not kidding! There's a tiger in there!
Marty Huggins
A minute ago my pants were down, and now I'm a congressman. Normally it's the other way around.
Marty Huggins
Hey, after this are you gonna get aftershave or toilet paper because your face is like an ass...
Marty Huggins
Hate to break it to you friend, but your balloon's about to pop. And that balloon's filled with your own butt toots.
Puss in Boots
"hmmm, I smell something familiar, something dangerous, something breakfast-y"
Puss in Boots
Hmmm, I smell something familiar, something dangerous, something breakfast-y.
Humpty Dumpty
"It's been a long time brother."
Humpty Dumpty
It's been a long time brother.
Puss in Boots
"Maldito Huevo!"
Puss in Boots
Maldito Huevo!
Alan
I got a question. You probably get this a lot; this isn't the real Caesars Palace, is it?
Lisa
What do you mean?
Alan
Um...Did Caesar live here?
Lisa
Uh, no.
Alan
Didn't think so...
Marty Huggins
Hate to break it to you friend, though your balloon's getting ready to pop.
Peter Highman
I despise who you are on a cellular level.
Ethan Tremblay
Okay, I've heard that before and I'm trying to work on it.
Therman
BARRY. Tell us why your wife left you.
Barry Speck
(mumbles)
Barry Speck
[mumbles]
Therman
Louder, Barry.
Barry Speck
I lost her clitoris
Barry Speck
I lost her clitoris.
Susana
You lost her what?
Barry Speck
I told her it was probably in her purse...........
Barry Speck
I told her it was probably in her purse...
Susana
No, Barry, do you know what a clitoris is?
Barry Speck
I don't know what half the stuff in her purse is.
Hoag
What if, when we took on that kraut ship, we didn't sink 'em? What if... they sunk us?
Weird Wally
Oh, that's a good twist.
Phil
Do you know where were going?
Alan
Please address me as captain.
Phil
Oh fuck you Alan. Do you know where were going captain?
Alan
Not at the table Carlos!
Alan
Not at the table, Carlos!
Alan
First my monkey, then my hat...How much more worse, can this day get?
Phil
You are not my friend anymore Alan!
Alan
Not even in America?
Alan
I am sorry guys! This is not part of our plan..
Stu
She's wearing my grandmother's holocaust ring i was going to give to melissa!
Stu
The ring I'm gonna give to Melissa. You remember, my grandmother's Holocaust ring.
Alan
I didn't know they give out rings at the holocaust...
Alan
I didn't know they give out rings at the Holocaust...
Hobo Joe
Why does everybody forget about Hobo Joe?
Hobo Joe
[In girly voice] Why don't you get things started?
Puss in Boots
i smell something...familiar... something dangerous... something breakfasty...
Puss in Boots
I smell something...familiar... something dangerous... something breakfasty...
Humpty Dumpty
Its been a long time brother
Humpty Dumpty
It's been a long time brother.
Puss in Boots
marvito uero'... Humpty alexander dumpty? how dare you show your face to me!
Puss in Boots
Marvito uero'... Humpty alexander dumpty? how dare you show your face to me!
Puss in Boots
Maldito huevo, Humpty Alexander Dumpty? How dare you show your face to me!
Ethan Tremblay
he really enjoyed coffee & in the end he was enjoyed as coffee.. kind of circle of life.
Ethan Tremblay
He really enjoyed coffee & in the end he was enjoyed as coffee.. kind of circle of life.
Alan
[while picking up Phil at the school where he works] Did you have to park so close?
Doug
Doug Billings: Yeah, what's wrong?
Alan
I shouldn't be here.
Doug
Why is that, Alan?
Alan
I'm not supposed to be within two hundred feet of a school...or a Chuck E. Cheese.
Hobo Joe
''All hail the hobo king!''
Hobo Joe
All hail the hobo king!
Hobo Joe
"Man this 3D is incredible!"
Hobo Joe
Man this 3D is incredible!
Alan
im kinda confused
Alan
I'm kinda confused.
Stu
i made love to a man with boobies
Stu
I made love to a man with boobies.
Alan
This is nice isn't it? The three of us back together again?
Stu
Oh God
Stu
Oh God.
Hobo Joe
"What am I invisible?"
Hobo Joe
What am I invisible?
Hobo Joe
Five bucks to show you where your seat is! Thank you! It's..um..down there somewhere.
Humpty Dumpty
From this day froth, it shall be known...
Puss in Boots
Never alone. Always together.
Humpty Dumpty
Humpty and Puss...
Humpty Dumpty
(at the same time) Together forever.
Humpty Dumpty
[at the same time] Together forever.
Puss in Boots
(at the same time)Together forever.
Puss in Boots
[at the same time Together forever.
Hobo Joe
"Why does everyone always forget about Hobo Joe!"
Hobo Joe
Why does everyone always forget about Hobo Joe!
Hobo Joe
What about Hobo Joe? Why doesn't anyone remember Hobo Joe?
Humpty Dumpty
Do you have any idea what they do o eggs in San Ricardo Prison? Well, I'll tell you one thing; it ain't over easy.
Ohhh Cat
Ohhh
Ohhh Cat
Ohhh.
Alan
Nice jump phil!
Alan
Nice jump Phil!
Hobo Joe
Here's your tickets. Your seats are...somewhere.
Hobo Joe
Here's your tickets. Your seats are... somewhere.
Alan
I don't get it. Is this a magic show?
Alan
I don't get it, is this a magic show?
Alan
Hey, guys, when's the next Halley's Comet?
Stu
I dunno. Not for like, another 80 years.
Alan
But it's not tonight, is it?
Stu
NO.
Puss in Boots
Something breakfest-y.
Humpy Dumpty
It's been a long time brother.
Humpy Dumpty
Embarrassed? I'm not.
Humpty Dumpty
Embarrassed? I'm not.
Humpy Dumpty
(from trailer) You got any idea what they do to eggs in prison? I'll tell you this. It ain't over easy.
Humpy Dumpty
[from trailer] You got any idea what they do to eggs in prison? I'll tell you this. It ain't over easy.
Alan
I'm with you I'm with you!
Alan
I'm with you, I'm with you!
Mr. Chow
You gonna fuck on me?
Alan
Nobody's gonna fuck on you, we're on your side. I hate Godzilla, I hate him too. I hate him. He destroys cities! Please! This isn't your fault, alright? I'll get you some pants. OW!
Phil
What the FUCK was that?!
Stu
I have internal bleeding.
Phil
That was some fucked up shit.
Alan
Not at the Table Carlos!
Alan
Not at the table Carlos!
Alan
I didn't know they gave out rings at during Halocaust?
Alan
I didn't know they gave out rings at the Holocaust.
Alan
Hey there are skittles in there!!!!
Alan
Hey! There were skittles in there!
Ethan Tremblay
You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself
Ethan Tremblay
You better check yourself, before you wreck yourself.
Peter Highman
Ok, I've calmed down abit
Ethan Tremblay
You ready to apologies?
Peter Highman
What? Fuck you!
Ethan Tremblay
You and his wife exchange e-mails?
Ethan Tremblay
You and his wife exchange emails?
Darryl
Yeah
Darryl
Yeah.
Ethan Tremblay
What else do you exchange? Body fluids?
Ethan Tremblay
Dad, you were like a father to me.
Ethan Tremblay
Of course I know who Shakespeare is. He was a famous pirate. And by they way, It's Shakesbeard.
Doug
You gotta be super smart to count cards, buddy.
Alan
Oh yeah? Well we should tell that to Rain Man, because he practically bankrupted a casino, and he was a reh-tard
Stu
What?
Alan
He was a reh-tard.
Doug
Retard.
Alan
Counting cards is a foolproof system.
Stu
It's also illegal.
Alan
It's frowned upon, like masturbating on an airplane.
Alan
VEGAS! VEGAS, BABY! VEGAS!
Alan
Oh, no, we can't park here.
Doug
Why not?
Alan
I can't go within 200 feet of any school. Or a Chuck E. Cheese
Alan
I can't go within 200 feet of any school. Or a Chuck E. Cheese.
Alan
Hey everybody, here’s some fun facts. The population in Thailand if 63 million people. It is twice the size of Wyoming. It’s chief exports are textiles, footwear and rice. Each year, approximately 13,00 people are killed in car accidents in Thailand. The climate in Thailand…
Alan
Hey everybody, here's some fun facts. The population in Thailand if 63 million people. It is twice the size of Wyoming. It's chief exports are textiles, footwear and rice. Each year, approximately 13,00 people are killed in car accidents in Thailand. The climate in Thailand…
Stu
Oh my god. Alan, your head!
Alan
No, YOUR head.
Alan
No, your head.
Alan
Phil, there is a tiger in the bathroom!
Alan
Phil, there is a tiger in the bathroom.
Alan
I'm a stay at home son.
Alan
When monkey nibbles on a penis.. itz funny in any language..
Alan
When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.
Stu
I've got a demon in me.
Stu
There's a demon in me.
Alan
It's true, he has semen in him.
Alan
Hey, Phil, look.
Alan
He's jackin' his little weenis.
Alan
Not at the table baby!
Alan
[stops the baby] Not at the table.
Alan
im sorry is this a magic show?
Alan
Is this a magic show?
Alan
"We live an alternative lifestyle."
Alan
We live an alternative lifestyle.
Alan
What is this,a P.F Changs?
Alan
What is this a P.F. Chang's?
Alan
I'm a stay-at-home son.
Alan
PIG!
Alan
I don't get it. Is this a magic show?
Alan
A monkey nibbling on a Penis is funny in any language
Alan
When a monkey nibbles on a penis, it's funny in any language.
Stu
Thats supposed to be done by a Registered Nurse .
Stu
That's supposed to be done by a registered nurse.
Alan
Im a Nurse . Just not Registered .
Alan
I am a nurse, I' m just not registered.
Alan
I am a nurse, I'm just not registered.
Alan
(to mother) And would a cupcake kill you?!?!
Alan
(to mother) Would a cupcake kill ya?
Alan
How dare you, she's a nice lady!
Alan
"What is this a magic show?"
Alan
What is this, a magic show?
Alan
Oh wait, next weeks not so good, the Jonas brothers are in town.
Alan
Oh wait, next weeks no good for me, the Jonas brothers are in town.