Ewan McGregor

Ewan McGregor

  • Highest Rated: 100% Humpback Whales (2015)
  • Lowest Rated: 9% Eye of the Beholder (2000)
  • Birthday: Mar 31, 1971
  • Birthplace: Crieff, Scotland
  • Ewan McGregor rocketed to fame over a short period of time, thanks to a brilliant turn as a heroin addict in Trainspotting and the good fortune of being selected by George Lucas and co. to portray the young Obi-Wan Kenobi in the Star Wars prequel Star Wars: Episode I -- The Phantom Menace. Because Menace arrived amid concomitant fanfare and massive prerelease expectations in early summer 1999, McGregor's appearance in the new trilogy drew a whirlwind of media attention and elicited a series of roles in additional box-office blockbusters, launching the then 28-year-old actor into megastardom. Born on March 31, 1971, in the Scottish town of Crieff, on the southern edge of the Highlands, McGregor joined the Perth Repertory Theatre after high school graduation and subsequently trained at the Guildhall School of Music and Drama. His studies at Guildhall led to a key role in Dennis Potter's 1993 Lipstick on Your Collar, a made-for-television musical comedy set during the Suez Crisis. That same year, McGregor received first billing in the British television miniseries Scarlet & Black, an adaptation of Henri Beyle Stendhal's 1830 period novel about a young social climber in post-Napoleonic, late 19th century Europe. McGregor made a well-pedigreed cinematic debut, with a bit part in Bill Forsyth's episodic American drama Being Human (1993), starring Robin Williams. The picture, however, undeservedly flopped and closed almost as soon as it opened, rendering McGregor's contribution ineffectual. The actor continued to turn up on television on both sides of the Atlantic until late 1996; some of his more notable work during this period includes his turn as a beleaguered gunman in an episode of ER and the Cold War episode of Tales From the Crypt, in which he plays a vampiric thief. McGregor landed his cinematic breakthrough role with Danny Boyle's noirish, heavily stylized Shallow Grave (1994). In that film, he essays the role of Alex, a journalist who finds himself in a horrendous position after a murder. He appeared in Carl Prechezer's little-seen British surfing parable Blue Juice (1995) and Peter Greenaway's The Pillow Book (1996) before losing almost 30 pounds and shaving his head for his turn as heroin addict Mark Renton in Trainspotting, his sophomore collaboration with Danny Boyle, which gained the attention of critics and audiences worldwide. McGregor then took a 180-degree turn (and projected unflagging versatility) by portraying Frank Churchill in the elegant historical comedy Emma (1996).McGregor continued to work at an impressive pace after Emma, with appearances in Brassed Off (1996), Nightwatch (1998), The Serpent's Kiss (1997), and yet another project with Danny Boyle, the 1997 fantasy A Life Less Ordinary. (The latter film concludes on a raffish note, with an animated puppet of Ewan McGregor dressed in a kilt that bears the McGregor family tartan). In 1998, the actor signed to appear in the Star Wars prequels. (Lucas' decision to hire McGregor for Obi-Wan in the Star Wars prequels was hardly capricious; his uncle, Denis Lawson, had appeared as Wedge Antilles, decades earlier, in the original three installments of the series.) That same year, McGregor contributed a fine performance to Todd Haynes' Velvet Goldmine, with his portrayal of an iconoclastic, Iggy Pop-like singer during the 1970s glam rock era.As the new millennium dawned, McGregor had a full slate of projects before him, including several for his own production shingle, Natural Nylon, co-founded by McGregor and fellow actors Jude Law, Sean Pertwee, Sadie Frost, and fellow Trainspotter Jonny Lee Miller. Pat Murphy's biopic Nora (2000, co-produced by Wim Wenders' banner Road Movies Filmproduktion and by Metropolitan pictures), represented one of the first films to emerge from this production house. As a dramatization of the real-life relationship between James Joyce and Nora Barnacle, Nora stars McGregor as Joyce and Susan Lynch as the eponymous Nora. The actor staye

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Movies

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No Score Yet Birds of Prey (And the Fantabulous Emancipation of One Harley Quinn) Black Mask 2020
76% Doctor Sleep Danny Torrance 2019
No Score Yet Nature: Wild Way of the Vikings Narrator 2019
73% Christopher Robin Christopher Robin 2018
32% Zoe Cole 2018
81% T2 Trainspotting Mark Renton $2.4M 2017
71% Beauty and the Beast Lumiere $504M 2017
22% American Pastoral Director Swede Levov $0.6M 2016
73% Our Kind of Traitor Perry $3.2M 2016
77% Last Days In The Desert Yeshua / The Demon 2016
73% Miles Ahead Dave Brill 2016
43% Jane Got a Gun Colin McCann $1M 2016
No Score Yet The Bug Actor 2016
12% Mortdecai Martland Inspektor Martland $6.9M 2015
63% Son of a Gun Brendan Lynch 2015
100% Humpback Whales Narrator 2015
73% Thunder and the House of Magic Actor $1.7M 2014
33% A Million Ways to Die in the West Cowboy at Fair $37.4M 2014
No Score Yet Born to be King Actor 2014
65% August: Osage County Bill Fordham $29.3M 2013
44% The Unbelievers Actor 2013
No Score Yet Charge Narrator 2013
53% Jack the Giant Slayer Elmont $65.2M 2013
81% The Impossible Henry $19M 2012
67% Salmon Fishing in the Yemen Dr. Alfred Jones $4.8M 2012
56% Perfect Sense Michael $2.1K 2012
80% Haywire Kenneth $19M 2012
85% Beginners Oliver $5.8M 2011
No Score Yet Astronaut Actor 2011
No Score Yet Fastest Narrator 2011
No Score Yet Battle of Britain Presenter 2011
71% I Love You Phillip Morris Phillip Morris $2.1M 2010
76% Nanny McPhee Returns Mr. Green $29M 2010
44% Jackboots on Whitehall Chris 2010
84% The Ghost Writer The Ghost $11.1M 2010
50% The Men Who Stare at Goats Bob Wilton $32.5M 2009
20% Amelia Gene Vidal $14.2M 2009
36% Angels & Demons Camerlengo $133.4M 2009
20% Incendiary Jasper 2009
11% Deception Jonathan McQuarry $4.6M 2008
46% Cassandra's Dream Ian $0.9M 2007
67% Miss Potter Norman Warne $2.9M 2007
No Score Yet Troy's Story: The Legend of Superbike Champion Troy Bayliss Narrator 2007
40% Scenes of a Sexual Nature Actor 2006
35% Alex Rider: Operation Stormbreaker Ian Rider $0.6M 2006
No Score Yet The Doctor, the Tornado & the Kentucky Kid Narrator 2006
27% Stay Sam Foster $3.4M 2005
32% Valiant Valiant $19.4M 2005
40% The Island Lincoln Six Echo; Tom Lincoln Lincoln Six Echo/Tom Lincoln $35.9M 2005
80% Star Wars: Episode III - Revenge of the Sith Obi-Wan Kenobi 2005
64% Robots Rodney Copperbottom $128.2M 2005
63% Young Adam Joe $0.7M 2004
53% Faster Narrator 2004
No Score Yet Spooks and Creeps Actor 2004
75% Big Fish Young Ed Bloom $66.3M 2003
60% Down With Love Catcher Block $20.2M 2003
66% Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones Obi-Wan Kenobi $308M 2002
No Score Yet In the Wild Host 2002
76% Black Hawk Down Grimes $108.6M 2001
76% Moulin Rouge! Christian $55.1M 2001
64% Nora James Joyce Producer 2001
No Score Yet R2-D2: Beneath the Dome Himself 2001
9% Eye of the Beholder the Eye 2000
No Score Yet Anno Domini Actor 2000
No Score Yet Tube Tales Director 1999
53% Star Wars: Episode I - The Phantom Menace Obi-Wan Kenobi $431.1M 1999
30% Rogue Trader Nick Leeson 1999
79% Little Voice Billy 1998
57% Velvet Goldmine Curt Wild 1998
28% Nightwatch Martin Bells 1998
No Score Yet Desserts Actor 1998
39% A Life Less Ordinary Robert 1997
66% The Pillow Book Jerome 1997
79% Brassed Off Andy 1997
No Score Yet The Serpent's Kiss Meneer Chrome Director 1997
84% Emma Frank Churchill 1996
90% Trainspotting Mark Renton 1996
No Score Yet Blue Juice Dean Raymond 1995
69% Shallow Grave Alex Law 1995
54% Being Human Alvarez 1994

TV

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No Score Yet The View
1997
Appearing Guest
  • 2019
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  • 2016
No Score Yet Nature
1982
Narrator Host
  • 2019
  • 2002
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2015
  • 2012
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
No Score Yet Close Up With the Hollywood Reporter
2015
Panelist
  • 2017
96% Fargo
2014-2017
Emmit Stussy; Ray Stussy
  • 2017
No Score Yet Variety Studio: Actors on Actors
2015
  • 2017
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
62% Doll & Em
2014-2015
Ewan
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Appearing
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2012
  • 2003
  • 2002
  • 2001
31% The Jay Leno Show
2009-2010
Guest
  • 2009
No Score Yet Long Way Down
2007
Appearing Reality cast member
  • 2007
No Score Yet Top Gear
2002
Guest
  • 2007
No Score Yet ER
1994-2009
Duncan Stewart
  • 1997
82% Tales from the Crypt
1989-1996
  • 1996

QUOTES FROM Ewan McGregor CHARACTERS

Qui-Gon Jinn
Battle Droids?
Obi-Wan Kenobi
It's an invasion Army.
Qui-Gon Jinn
This is an odd play for the Trade Federation. You got to warn the Naboo incontact Chancellor valorum. Let's split up. Stow aboard separate ships and meet down on the planet.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
You were right about one thing master. The negotiations were short.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
How do you think this trade viceroyalty of the Chancellor's demands?
Qui-Gon Jinn
These Federation types are cowards. The negotiations will be short.
Lumiere
Look, a girl!
Cogsworth
I can see it's a girl, you fool!
Lumiere
What if she is the one?
Obi-Wan Kenobi
I have taught you everything I know. and you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be. but be patient, Anakin. It will not be long before the council makes you a Jedi master.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
I have taught you everything I know and you have become a far greater Jedi than I could ever hope to be, but be patient Anakin. It will not be long before the council makes you a Jedi master.
Brendan Lynch
If you want to take action then make it count. No half measures. Because unless you're fighting plaque, this is not gonna stop Dave and his cronies. Now son, I can sort this for you but then I'm gonna need your help on the outside.
JR
To do what?
Brendan Lynch
What do you think? I'm looking at 20 years without parole in this shithole. 25, once I sort your wee problem.
Brendan Lynch
You obviously didn't hear me the first time; keep your nose out of other peoples stuff.
Martland
I am not an alcoholic, I am a drunk! And there is a difference...
Martland
Will it be alright in the end?
Bill Fordham
You're so goddamn self-righteous, you know that?
Barbara Weston
Surely you must have realized when you started porkin' Pippi Longstockin' that you were due for some self-righteousness, just a smudge of indignation on my part!
Bill Fordham
You're thoughtful, Barbara, but you're not open. You're passionate, but you're hard. You're a good, decent, funny, wonderful woman, and I love you, but - YOU'RE A PAIN IN THE ASS!
Barbara Weston
Eat
Violet Weston
I'm not hungry!
Barbara Weston
Eat that fish!
Bill Fordham
No!
Barbara Weston
Eat that fish B**ch!!!
Barbara Weston
Eat that fish Bitch!
Cowboy at Fair
"Take your hat off boy, that's a Dollar"
Jean Fordham
(her mother slapped her) I hate you!
Bill Fordham
(to Barbara) What's the matter with you?
Violet Weston
Truth is that you just can't compete with a younger woman. It's just one of those unfair life. Is there a younger woman involved?
Barbara Weston
It isn't enough on this topic?
Bill Fordham
Yes, there is a younger woman.
Violet Weston
Well, see? Odds are against you there, babe.
Martin Bells
Wise men sy he will choose darkness, for it is easier to destroy the light within himself than to fight the darkness without.
Ed Bloom (Young)
(first lines) There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they are faster or stronger than the other fish, they're just touched by somethin' extra.
Ed Bloom (Young)
There are some fish that cannot be caught. It's not that they are faster or stronger than the other fish, they're just touched by somethin' extra.
Ed Bloom (Young)
And now what are you doin'?
Norther Winslow
I'm robbin' this place!
Ed Bloom (Young)
I just saw the woman I'm gonna marry. I know it. But I lost her.
Amos Calloway
Oh, tough break. Well, most men have to get married *before* they lose their wives.
Ed Bloom (Young)
I'm gonna spend every day for the rest of my life lookin' for her. That, or die alone!
Amos Calloway
Damn, kid. Lemme guess. Real pretty? Reddish-blondish hair? Blue dress?
Ed Bloom (Young)
Yeah!
Amos Calloway
I know her uncle. Friends of the family.
Ed Bloom (Young)
Who is she? Where does she live?
Amos Calloway
Forget it, kid, don't waste your time. She's out of your league.
Ed Bloom (Young)
What do you mean? You don't even know me.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
I hate you!
Obi-Wan Kenobi
You were my brother, Anakin. I loved you.
Ping
(In Cantonese) Who are you?
Ping
Who are you?
Ed Bloom (Young)
(In Cantonese) Please, I'm not gonna hurt you.
Ed Bloom (Young)
Please, I'm not gonna hurt you.
Ping
(In Cantonese) Damn right you're not! GUARD!
Ping
Damn right you're not! Guard!
Merrick
We're going to have to put you under some tests.
Lincoln Six Echo
What kind of tests?
Merrick
Nice tests...
Joe Taylor
We run our course.
Ed Bloom (Young)
It was that night I discovered that most things you consider evil or wicked are simply lonely, and lackin' in the social niceties.
Ed Bloom (Young)
And what I recall of Sunday school was that the more difficult somethin' became, the more rewardin' it in the end.
Ed Bloom (Young)
The biggest fish in the river gets that way by never bein' caught.
Elmont
I may not be the hero of this story, but at least I get to see the end of it!
Young Oliver
This music’s old.
Young Oliver
This music's old.
Georgia
It’s black, black music is the deepest cause they suffeIn my next life I'm gonna marry a good hot blooded Jew - someone full of emotion. red the most, them and the Jews.
Georgia
It's black, black music is the deepest cause they suffeIn my next life I'm gonna marry a good hot blooded Jew - someone full of emotion. red the most, them and the Jews.
Oliver
I'm Jewish right?
Georgia
You're a quarter, I'm a half, your father's none. He has the least emotions, You'll have more emotions than him, but I'll have the most emotions.
Elliot
What was that?
Oliver
Historical consciousness... you know, something bigger than myself.
Oliver
Historical consciousness. You know, something bigger than myself.
Elliot
I know! (Getting his criticism more) You’re not very supportive.
Elliot
I know! You're not very supportive.
Oliver
Well, its just copying something someone did, like, 30 years ago in the Bronx.
Oliver
Well, its just copying something someone did like 30 years ago in the Bronx.
Elliot
Well yeah. I’m part of a tradition of civil disobedience, something bigger than myself.
Elliot
Well yeah. I'm part of a tradition of civil disobedience, something bigger than myself.
Oliver
Jesus, Liz. Another band that wants portraits.
Liz
Well, at least it pays the rent.
Oliver
You do something decent once, and that’s all people ever want.
Oliver
You do something decent once, and that's all people ever want.
Elmont
i had this jack i had it
Elmont
I had this jack, I had it.
Sick Boy
All I'm trying to do is help you understand that The Name of the Rose is merely a blip on an otherwise uninterrupted downward trajectory.
Mark Renton
What about The Untouchables?
Sick Boy
I don't rate that at all.
Mark Renton
Despite the Academy award?
Mark Renton
Despite the Academy Award?
Sick Boy
That means fuck all. The sympathy vote.
Elmont
Well done, Jack! Well Done!
Tom Lincoln
Lots and lots of sex.
King Brahmwell
So what did you find out there, do these giants have any weaknesses?
King Brahmwell
So what did you find out there? Do these giants have any weaknesses?
Elmont
Not many no.
Elmont
Not many, no.
Jack
Am I dead?
Elmont
Not just yet.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
It's over Anakin! I have the high ground.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
You underestimate my power!
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Don't try it.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
No, the Jedi are evil!
Obi-Wan Kenobi
But then you are lost!
Obi-Wan Kenobi
I have failed you Anakin. I have failed you.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness! You were my brother Anakin! I loved you!
Obi-Wan Kenobi
You will become a Jedi, I promise.
Mark Renton
Straight away he clocked us for what we were. Small-time wasters with an accidental big deal.
Mark Renton
Sick Boy is seriously lacking in moral fiber.
Dealer
But he knows a lot about Sean Connery.
Mark Renton
That's hardly a substitute.
Henry
(Reading note) We are at the beach...
Henry
[reading note] We are at the beach...
Henry
Not again! We left the alarm on didn't we?
Gloria
Do you want to come up for a coffee?
Andy
I don't drink coffee.
Gloria
I haven't got any.
Michael
Fat and flour!
Henry
I will find them, I'll promise you that.
Mark Renton
: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference
Mark Renton
: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference.
Mark Renton
: It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference
Mark Renton
It's SHITE being Scottish! We're the lowest of the low. The scum of the fucking Earth! The most wretched, miserable, servile, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some hate the English. I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are COLONIZED by wankers. Can't even find a decent culture to be colonized BY. We're ruled by effete assholes. It's a SHITE state of affairs to be in, Tommy, and ALL the fresh air in the world won't make any fucking difference.
Anna
But now I'm always in a new apartment or in another hotel somewhere.
Oliver
How do you keep hold of friends? Or boyfriends?
Anna
Makes it very easy to end up alone. To leave people.
Oliver
You can stay in the same place and still find ways to leave people.
Christian
Luckily!... an unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof... he was quickly join by a dwarf dressed as a nun...
Christian
Luckily! An unconscious Argentinean fell through my roof... He was quickly joined by a dwarf dressed as a nun.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind, until now... until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
Don't lecture me, Obi-Wan! I see through the lies of the Jedi. I do not fear the dark side as you do. I have brought peace, freedom, justice, and security to my new Empire.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Your new empire?
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
Don't make me kill you.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to democracy!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
If you're not with me, then you're my enemy.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Only a Sith deals in absolutes. I will do what I must.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
You will try.
Dr. Alfred Jones
Up his arse with a meter ruler!
Dr. Alfred Jones
I'm more of a facts and figures man.
Dr. Alfred Jones
For future reference, I have a 32 inch waist line, Ms. Chetwode-Talbot. Not a 34. No pies for me.
Sheikh Muhammed
Faith, Dr. Alfred?
Dr. Alfred Jones
Damn it. Yes, alright then, faith!
Satine
You've got to go on, Christian.
Christian
Can't go on without you, though
Christian
Can't go on without you, though.
Christian
You'll be alright. You'll be alright. I know you'll be alright.
Christian
I wanted to shut out what Toulouse had said, but he filled me with such doubt. So I returned to the Moulin Rouge one last time.
Curt Wild
The world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold. The curves of your lips rewrite history.
Michael
I need you to come back to me.
Michael
Life goes on.
Mark Renton
Who needs reasons when you've got heroin?
Mark Renton
1,000 years from now there will be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me.
Mark Renton
We would have injected vitamin C if only they had made it illegal!
Kenneth
You should not think of her as a woman. That would be a mistake.
Dr. Alfred Jones
Oh no, the Ministry of Defence don't like uncertainty, so if someone was dead, they'd just say dead.
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot
Can you stop using that word?
Dr. Alfred Jones
Sorry.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Blast! This is why I hate flying!
Obi-Wan Kenobi
You were the Chosen One! It was said you would destroy the Sith, not join them! Bring balance to the force, not leave it in darkness!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
I hate you!
Obi-Wan Kenobi
You were my brother, Anakin; I loved you.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
I have failed you, Anakin; I have failed you.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
I should've known the Jedi were plotting to take over!
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Anakin, Chancellor Palpatine is evil!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
From my point of view, the Jedi are evil!
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Well, then you are lost!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
If you're not with me, then you're my enemy!
Obi-Wan Kenobi
Only a Sith deals in absolutes; I will do what I must.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
You will try.
Christian
The Woman i loved is.............dead
Christian
The woman I loved is... dead.
Anna
I'm going to have to kill you now.
Oliver
And it was going so well.
Mr. Kane
She called to tell me she was going to Barcelona
Mr. Kane
She called to tell me she was going to Barcelona.
Kenneth
What did she say?
Mr. Kane
I'm going to Barcelona
Mr. Kane
I'm going to Barcelona.
Dr. Alfred Jones
I don't know anyone who goes to church anymore
Dr. Alfred Jones
I don't know anyone who goes to church anymore.
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot
Hmm, I don't think I do either
Harriet Chetwode-Talbot
Hmm, I don't think I do either.
Dr. Alfred Jones
On Sunday, we go to Target.
Sheikh Muhammed
You're not a religious man?
Dr. Alfred Jones
No. No, I'm not.
Sheikh Muhammed
But you're a fisherman, Dr. Jones.
Dr. Alfred Jones
I'm sorry, I don't follow.
Sheikh Muhammed
How many hours do you fish before you catch something? Dozens?
Dr. Alfred Jones
Gosh, hundreds sometimes.
Sheikh Muhammed
Is that a good use of your time for a facts-and-figures man? But you persist in the wind and the rain and the cold with such poor odds of success. Why? Because you're a man of faith, Dr. Alfred.
Christian
The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
Lincoln Six Echo
What's God?
Rodney Copperbottom
How many are left?
Fender
Let me check... [goes to window, only to find a huge lot of robots waiting to be repaired] Heh. A few.
Rodney Copperbottom
A FEW?!
Mace Windu
I'm going to end this once and for all!
Mace Windu
I'm going to put an end to this, once and for all!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
You can't. he must stand trail.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
You can't. he must stand trail.
Mace Windu
He has control over the senate and the corurts he's too dangerous to be left alive
Mace Windu
He has control over the senate and the corurts he's too dangerous to be left alive.
Mace Windu
He has control of the senate and all the courts. He is too dangerous to be left alive!
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious
I'm to weak oh don't kill me please
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious
I'm to weak oh don't kill me please.
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine
But, I'm too weak. Don't kill me.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
it's not the jedi way he must live
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
It's not the jedi way he must live.
Anakin Skywalker
That's not the Jedi way. He must live.
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious
please don't
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious
Please don't.
Anakin Skywalker
I need him!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
I need him!
Anakin Skywalker
Nooo! [cuts off mace windu's hand]
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious
please no.
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious
Please no.
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine
Power, unlimited power!
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
nooo! [cuts off mace windu's hand]
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
Nooo! [cuts off mace windu's hand]
Mace Windu
ahhhhhh!
Mace Windu
Ahhhhhh!
Supreme Chancellor Palpatine / Darth Sidious
POWER!
Obi-Wan Kenobi
ULDLIMATE POWER!
Obi-Wan Kenobi
You have become the very thing you swore to destroy.
Anakin Skywalker/Darth Vader
Don't lecture me Obi-Wan.
Obi-Wan Kenobi
I have a bad feeling about this.
Dr. Alfred Jones
"It's theoretically possible in the same way as a manned mission to Mars is theoretically possible."
Dr. Alfred Jones
It's theoretically possible in the same way as a manned mission to Mars is theoretically possible.
Dr. Alfred Jones
"It's theoretically possible in the same way as a manned mission to Mars is theoretically possible."
Dr. Alfred Jones
It's theoretically possible in the same way as a manned mission to Mars is theoretically possible.
Sam Foster
Bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art because it documents human failure
Sam Foster
Bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art because it documents human failure.
Paul
I'm assuming the motive of everyone involved is strictly professional.
Kenneth
Paul, the motive is money. The motive is always money...
Dr. Alfred Jones
I love her.
Capt. Robert Mayers
Does she love you?
Dr. Alfred Jones
I don't know now. Yesterday, you weren't alive.
Capt. Robert Mayers
Well, I apologize for not being dead in a ditch.
Dr. Alfred Jones
I don't think I can accept your apology.
Capt. Robert Mayers
Is that a joke?
Dr. Alfred Jones
Yes, yes, sort of. I'm not... I've never been very good at jokes.
Sheikh Muhammed
You think I'm mad?
Dr. Alfred Jones
No, Your Excellency, I-
Sheikh Muhammed
Of course you do. I would question your judgement if you did not.
Alex Law
Tell me Cameron. Just tell me because I'd like to know. What makes you think that we would want to share an apartment with someone like you?
Catcher Block
You see Lola shakes her maracas, and Rosa bounces her bongos, while Nina is all hands-120 words per minute.
Screecher
ENKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK! ENKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!
Steven Russell
What the hell is that?
Phillip Morris
Oh that is the Screecher next door. He does that all night. I swear to God, I don't get any sleep ever. Drives me fucking crazy.
Phillip Morris
You're not even a fucking lawyer are you?! You fucking liar!
Phillip Morris
Steven! Steven!
Steven Russell
What the hell are you doing?
Phillip Morris
I LOVE YOU!
Phillip Morris
I love you too! We'll be together soon! I promise, I promise! I LOVE YOU PHILLIP MORRIS!
Catcher Block
What is it about the workplace that women just can't seem to handle?
Martin Bells
All I have to do is sit on my ass and read a book!
Steven Russell
I'm gonna take care of everything.
Phillip Morris
*Sigh*
Phillip Morris
*sigh*
Phillip Morris
Enough romance, let's fuck!
Steven Russell
My name's Steven Russell.
Phillip Morris
Well, nice to meet you Steven Russell. My name is Phillip Morris.
Amelia Bly
Are you ill?
The Ghost
No, I'm aging.
Protection Officer No. 2
Morning, sir. Finished for the night, have we?
The Ghost
Why don't you just piss off?