Identity Thief


Identity Thief

Critics Consensus

Identity Thief's few laughs are attributable to Melissa McCarthy and Jason Bateman, who labor mightily to create a framework for the movie's undisciplined plotline.



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Unlimited funds have allowed Diana (McCarthy) to live it up on the outskirts of Miami, where the queen of retail buys whatever strikes her fancy. There's only one glitch: The ID she's using to finance these sprees reads "Sandy Bigelow Patterson"....and it belongs to an accounts rep (Bateman) who lives halfway across the U.S. With only one week to hunt down the con artist before his world implodes, the real Sandy Bigelow Patterson heads south to confront the woman with an all-access pass to his life. And as he attempts to bribe, coax and wrangle her the 2,000 miles to Denver, one easy target will discover just how tough it is to get your name back. -- (C) Official Site


Jason Bateman
as Sandy Patterson
Maggie Elizabeth Jones
as Jessie Patterson
Amanda Peet
as Trish Patterson
as Julian
Morris Chestnut
as Detective Reilly
John Cho
as Daniel Casey
Robert Patrick
as Skiptracer
Ryan Gaul
as Bartender
Steve Mallory
as Party Guy
Tyler Nilson
as Party Guy
Andrew Friedman
as Tequila Guy
Antwan Mills
as Winter Park Cop
Ian Quinn
as Winter Park Cop
Diva Tyler
as Booking Officer
Mary-Charles Jones
as Franny Patterson
Sope Aluko
as Secretary at Prominence Denver
as Cosmetics Girl
Diolita Arnold
as Cosmetics Girl
Jamie Moore
as Electonics Store Employee
Brenda Cannon
as Jewelry Store Spokesperson
Badar Shahid
as Cellphone Kiosk Salesman
Carlos Navarro
as Luis the Gas Station Attendant
Nelson Bonilla
as Cop Giving Traffic Ticket
Angelyn Pass
as New Catalyst Receptionist
Lori Beth Edgeman
as Arlene in the Lady's Choice Salon
Ben Falcone
as Tony/Motel Desk Clerk
Kate Graham
as Counter Girl
Deacon Dawson
as Witness on the Highway
Geordie White
as Traffic Cop
Steve Witting
as Carl/Bus Station Attendant
Tim Andrews
as Used Car Salesman
Gary Weeks (II)
as Security Guard - Prominence Offices
Matthew Burke
as Ken Talbott
Craig Meyer
as St. Louis Terrace Clark
Lee Spencer
as St. Louis Terrace Manager
Carmela Zumbado
as Salon Salesperson
Zeeky Minnis
as Salon Salesperson
Topher Payne
as Hairdresser
John Eddins
as St. Louis Cop
Dale Bernhard
as St. Louis Cop
Nicole Dukes
as Prison Guard
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Audience Reviews for Identity Thief

  • May 06, 2015
    A film that from the title and the cast sounds like it should be laugh out loud silly fun but it's far from, Ok there is a few silly bits but not too many laughs to be had but when they arrive they're funny, Mostly the film had heart and has more story and emotional bits than it should but it works, Melissa and Jason on screen chemistry is great and makes the film better, It's nothing that isn't new or stands out but it's fun.
    Jamie C Super Reviewer
  • Dec 30, 2013
    A genuine surprise, it's a smart, fun and unexpectedly great comedy. An outrageously enjoyable buddy-comedy that is in the old tradition of films like Midnight Run and Due Date. A really funny and very entertaining movie. The cast is absolutely terrific. Jason Bateman and Melissa McCarthy are surprising comic gold, they have wonderful chemistry, surprising affection and great character development that makes this film work more.
    Al S Super Reviewer
  • Aug 09, 2013
    In one of those movies where the funniest moments are in the trailers, "Identity Thief" is director Seth Gordon's hit and miss follow up to the hilarious "Horrible Bosses", and is also nothing more than a less consistently funny version of "Due Date". The Plot: This movie lays out the improbable (even for a comedy) set-up of a man in Colorado named Sandy Patterson (funny name to give a man, huh? Well, I guess it's funny the first few times this joke is told) played by the very much underrated Jason Bateman, who gets his identity stolen by a woman in Florida, played by Melissa McCarthy. After the police outright refuse to help him, Sandy sets out on a quest of sorts to Florida in order to bring McCarthy's character back to Colorado himself (basically doing the police's job for them) so that she may stand trial for her crimes. Hilarious! Now, when Bateman and McCarthy find themselves in a road trip situation (about 30 minutes in) it is only then that Gordon seems to let these two very funny comedic actors run wild and "Identity Thief" begins to see comedic moments that actually work. In saying that, as I stated before, aside from all of the funny scenes that the trailers had to offer, and one laugh out loud sex scene (that of which occurs in the unevenly entertaining middle portion of this film) "Identity Thief" is bookended and sporadically injected with more unfunny and contrived moments, which consistently work to drag this movie back down into the still waters of mediocrity time and time again. Furthermore, while the beginning is slow and shockingly sigh inducing, the ending's ineffectiveness clearly notifies audiences about how flawed Gordon's visual storytelling abilities are in this instance. OK, so to avoid ruining this very predictable ending, I'll simply put it like this: There was not one moment throughout this film where I did NOT want to see McCarthy's character end up in prison. Call me heartless if you must. The Acting: OK, while Gordon does attempt to mask how weak this plot is by allowing Bateman to make some funny faces and come through with some snide monotone zingers, as well as allow McCarthy to pursue an Olympic trial's worth of physical comedy, in all actuality the rest of this supporting cast is absolutely worthless. In fact, let's (for a second) run down the list of notable actors who are wasted in this movie: Jon Favreau is only in one scene; wasted, Robert Patrick plays a forgettable bounty hunter; wasted, John Cho is given half of a funny line to say in a 90 minute movie; wasted, T.I. gives one of the more worthless cameos in recent years; wasted, Amanda Peet is such a non-character here that I almost forgot that she was in this movie; hence, she's wasted, Genesis Rodriquez has nice eyebrows, but all in all she's wasted, and Eric Stonestreet...well, he's actually pretty funny in his one scene with McCarthy. Final Thought: While "Identity Thief" does contain pockets of funny, not even Bateman or McCarthy flailing about can help this film fully recover from its own flimsy premise, implausible actions and a failed ploy by the director to display any sort of sympathy for Melissa McCarthy's character. So, at the end of the day, it is not the two leads that let this movie down, it is the material itself, which unfortunately causes "Identity Thief" to be a rental recommendation at best. 2 1/2 Stars 7-25-13
    Bruce B Super Reviewer
  • Aug 08, 2013
    As formulaic as they come, "Identity Thief" is one of the most predictable movies you will probably see. If you asked yourself "What if Melissa McCarthy stole Jason Bateman's identity?", you'd probably come up with this storyline and then Hollywood producers would ask you to put in the standard road trip cliches (car being destroyed, having to walk, bonding moment), villainous villains and a tie up loose ends ending - and "Identity Thief" would automatically come out. There's no originality whatsoever. But Melissa McCarthy sure is hilarious and she squeezes laughs out of every possible line even if there's not much to squeeze, and Jason Bateman has a well-deserved patent on the exasperated straight man role - they both salvage "Identity Thief" from being a disaster. For all we know the movie could have been the two of them meeting on a park bench and bantering in their unique styles and we would have gotten just as many laughs. Unoriginal, predictable and messy, "Identity Thief" stole 2 hours from my life.
    Tony G Super Reviewer

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