Jeff Goldblum

Shouldn't we be nervous?

Um....yeah!

It is so important that you do not finish that sentence.

Life uh.... finds a way

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

You're well remembered to wash your hands before you eat anything.

That is one big pile of shit.

Did he just throw my cat out of the window?

Did he just throw my cat out of the window?

[To Ludlow] Now, you're John Hammond

Now, you're John Hammond.

When you gotta go, you gotta go.

Surgeons are like airplane pilots, no creative ability.

Hang on, this is gonna be bad.

[After being attacked] Remind me to thank John for the wonderful weekend

Remind me to thank John for the wonderful weekend.

They turned my research turtles into soup

They turned my research turtles into soup.

That is one big pile of shit

Don't worry, I'm not making the same mistakes again.

No, you're making all new ones.

[after re-capturing the baby T-Rex in San Diego] How do we find the adult?

Just follow the screams.

Oh, yeah. Oooh, ahhh, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running and screaming.

It's fine if you wanna put your name on something but STOP putting it on other people's headstones.

If I may... Um, I'll tell you the problem with the scientific power that you're using here, it didn't require any discipline to attain it. You read what others had done and you took the next step. You didn't earn the knowledge for yourselves, so you don't take any responsibility for it. You stood on the shoulders of geniuses to accomplish something as fast as you could, and before you even knew what you had, you patented it, and packaged it, and slapped it on a plastic lunchbox, and now [bangs on the table]

Don't you see the danger, John, inherent in what you're doing here? Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun.

[as they pass through the gigantic park gates] What have they got in there, King Kong?

[seeing the dinosaurs for the first time] You did it. You crazy son of a bitch, you did it.

That'll be a first - man and dinosaur all die together.

[Dr. Ellie Sattler has dug through a pile of dino-droppings with her hands] You will remember to wash your hands before you eat anything?

[looking at a huge mound of dinosaur faeces] That is one big pile of shit.

All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!

Yeah, but, John, if The Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

how do you know they're all female? Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?

But again, how do you know they're all female? Does somebody go out into the park and pull up the dinosaurs' skirts?

god creates dinosaurs god destroys dinosaurs, god creates man man destroys god, man creates dinosaurs.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys ... Man creates dinosaurs..

Dinosaurs eat man......woman inherits the earth.

Dinosaurs...eat man. Woman inherits the Earth.

That is one big pile of shit.

This isn't your lucky day, barber. Your life is leaving you and I'm killing you.

How do you know they're all female? Does somebody walk into the enclosure and look under the dinosaur's skirt?

You did it. You crazy son of a bitch you did it.

I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm

I'm always on the lookout for the future ex-Mrs. Malcolm.

I hate being right all the time.

I don't think you're giving us our due credit. Our scientists have done things which nobody's ever done before...

Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think if they should.

(T Rex breaks out of enclosure) were do he think hes going ( Donald Gennaro runs to into the restroom)

[T Rex breaks out of enclosure] Where do he think hes going? [Donald Gennaro runs to into the restroom]

if you gotta go you gotta go

If you gotta go you gotta go.

who do they have in here king kong

[as they pass through the gigantic park gates] What have they got in there, King Kong?

But John, if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down the pirates don't eat the tourists.

Ah, now eventually you do plan to have dinosaurs on your, on your dinosaur tour, right? Hello?

I really hate that man.

I want to be the first insect politician.

What I'm trying to say is--if you stay I'll hurt you.

Time's up...

You're a fucking drag, y'know that?

Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, that they didn't stop to think whether they should.

Mommy is very angry

Mommy is very angry.

What does the disease want?

It wants to turn me into something else. I think I'm becoming...Brundlefly. Don't you think that's worth a Nobel Prize or two?

'Your major life decision is probably 'How high should I comb my hair today?"

Your major life decision is probably, 'How high should I comb my hair today?'

How do we find the adult?

Just follow the screams.

God creates dinosaurs. God destroys dinosaurs. God creates man. Man destroys God. Man creates dinosaurs...

Dinosaurs eat man. Woman inherits the earth...

All major theme parks have had delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, nothing worked!

Yeah John, but if the Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

They are pulling us in. I was counting on this.

When the hell was you plannin' on tellin' me?

Oops.

We're gonna have to work on our communication.

Human teleportation, molecular decimation, breakdown, reformation, is inherently purging. It makes a man a king.

Perception of legitimacy is more important than legitimacy itself.

Go... as fast as you can. Go!

What's hurt? What do you need?

We need rope!

Rope, okay! Anything else?

Yeah, three double cheeseburgers with everything.

No onions on mine.

And an apple turnover!

(Prepares to slide down the rope) I'm coming right back, I give you my word.

[prepares to slide down the rope] I'm coming right back, I give you my word.

But you NEVER keep your word!

... (slides down the rope)

[slides down the rope]

(Looks at the clock on his computer) Time's up...

[looks at the clock on his computer] Time's up...

You're obsessed with "fat lady".

You're obsessed with 'fat lady'.

And now I'm sitting here, by myself, talking to myself. That's chaos theory.

Bad talking cat!

It is our board of directors which I must face, not my uncle. Really, you must trust me, your problems are about to be rendered moot. In an few weeks' time, they'll be long forgotten.

(grabs Ludlow) Not by me.

Careful. This suit cost more than your education.

The Rex was just fed, so it won't stalk us for food.

Just fed? I assume you're talking about Eddie? You might want to show a little respect, the man saved our lives by giving his.

Then his troubles are over. My point is, the predators don't hunt when they're not hungry.

No, only humans do.

Oh, you're breaking our hearts. Saddle up! Let's get this moveable feast on the way!

Yeah, oooh, aaah, that's how it always starts. Then later there's running, and screaming.

We're out of the job.

Don't you mean extinct?

Mama's very angry.

God creates dinosaurs, God destroys dinosaurs, God creates Man, Man kills God, Man brings back dinosaurs.

[sarcastic] Dinosaurs eat Man, Woman inherits the Earth.

God, I hate being right all the time.

[to Ludlow] Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas, and I'm gonna be there when you learn that.

If there's one thing the history of evolution has taught us, it's that life will not be contained. Life breaks free, it expands to new territories, and crashes through barriers painfully, maybe even dangerously, but, uh, well, there it is.

We're hit! We took a hit!

We're not hit! We're not hit! Stop side-seat driving!

Haha! See? 8'm not making the same mistakes again!

Haha! See? I'm not making the same mistakes again!

Noooo, no, you're making all new ones!!

Noooo, no, you're making all new ones!

Wait, wait, so, you're sending in people, a, a small amount of people, on the ground?! Who are these four lunatics you're trying to con into this?

[Trying to get the satellite phone to work] Eddie, Eddie, why isn't this working!?

[trying to get the satellite phone to work] Eddie, Eddie, why isn't this working!?

It'll work if you love it!

I'll love it if it works!

Eddie, is there any reason to think that the phone in the RV might be working? Don't tease me now, I don't want to get my hopes up.

Well, if you were even slightly qualified you might try flipping the on switch.

[Going in the trailer with Malcolm] Dad, are you mad?

[going in the trailer with Malcolm] Dad, are you mad?

No, I'm Furious!!!

No, I'm Furious!

She doesn't even have a Sega! She's such a troglodyte!

Cruel, but good word use.

Why can't I just come with you? I can do research for you like I did in Austin!

This is nothing like Austin.

She doesn't even have a Sega! She's such a troglodyte!

Cruel, but good word use.

Why can't I just come with you? I can do research for you like I did in Austin!

This is nothing like Austin.

"Life will find a way"

Life will find a way.

Remind me to thank John for a lovely weekend.

All major theme parks have delays. When they opened Disneyland in 1956, NOTHING worked.

Yeah, but John, if Pirates of the Caribbean breaks down, the pirates don't eat the tourists.

Can we chance taking him back to the jeep?

Please chance it!

"Hi! I'm Mac. Nice to meet you Mr. Dude."

Hi! I'm Mac. Nice to meet you Mr. Dude.

"Dr. Dude."

Dr. Dude.

"Oh! Dr. Dude!" *kisses hand*

Oh! Dr. Dude! [kisses hand]

I am an insect who dreamt he was a man

I'm an insect who dreamt he was a man and loved it.

[To Hammond] Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun.

[to Hammond] Genetic power is the most awesome force the planet's ever seen, but you wield it like a kid that's found his dad's gun.

Condors are on the verge of extinction! If I were to create a flock of condors on this island, you wouldn't have anything to say!

This isn't some species that was obliterated by deforestation or the building of a dam. Dinosaurs had their shot and Nature selected them for extinction!

How can we sit in the light of discovery and not act?

Oh what's so great about discovery? It's a violent, penetrative act that scars what it explores. What you call discovery, I call the rape of the natural world.

Youv'e got it and you slap it on a plastic lunch box, and you want to sell it(bangs on table) you want to sell it now.

You've got it, and you slap it on a plastic lunch box, and you want to sell it, [bangs on table] you want to sell it now.

(t-rex chases after the jeep) Must go faster!

[T-rex chases after the Jeep] Must go faster!

Must go faster, Must go faster

Must go faster. Must go faster!

Time's Up

Time's up.

Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.

Taking the dinosaurs out of the island is the worst idea in the history of worst ideas.

Taking dinosaurs off this island is the worst idea in the long, sad history of bad ideas.

All major changes are like death. You can't see what is on the other side until you get there.

Boy, do I hate being right all the time.

Boy, do I hate being right all the time!

What's That?

Mommy's Very Angry.

Looks like we're out of a job.

Don't you mean extinct.

Don't you mean extinct.

(to Veronica) - You're afraid to dive into the plasma pool, aren't you? You're afraid to be destroyed and recreated, aren't you? I'll bet you think that you woke me up about the flesh, don't you? But you only know society's straight line about the flesh. You can't penetrate beyond society's sick, gray, fear of the flesh. Drink deep, or taste not, the plasma spring! You see what I'm saying? And I'm not just talking about sex and penetration. I'm talking about penetration beyond the veil of the flesh! A deep penetrating dive into the plasma pool!

Five sets of exactly the same clothes?

Learned it from Einstein. This way I don't have to expend any thought on what to wear. I grab the next set on the rack.

(to Veronica) - Don't go back to it.