Nicolas Cage

Nicolas Cage

  • Highest Rated: 97% Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse (2018)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% Grand Isle (2019)
  • Birthday: Jan 7, 1964
  • Birthplace: Long Beach, California
  • Actor Nicolas Cage has always strived to make a name for himself based on his work, rather than on his lineage. As the nephew of filmmaker Francis Ford Coppola, Cage altered his last name to avoid accusations of nepotism. (He chose "Cage" both out of admiration for avant-garde musician John Cage and en homage to comic book hero Luke Cage). Even if he had retained the family name, it isn't likely that anyone would consider Cage holding fast to his uncle's coattails. Time and again, Cage travels to great lengths to add verisimilitude to his roles.Born January 7, 1964, in Long Beach, CA, to a literature professor father and dancer/choreographer mother, Cage first caught the acting bug while a student at Beverly Hills High School. After graduation, he debuted on film with a small part in Amy Heckerling's 1982 classic Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Following a lead role in Martha Coolidge's cult comedy Valley Girl (1983), Cage spent the remainder of the decade playing endearingly bizarre and disreputable men, most notably as Crazy Charlie the Appliance King in Peggy Sue Got Married (1986), Hi McDonough in Raising Arizona (1987), and Ronny Cammareri in the same year's Moonstruck, the last of which won him a Golden Globe nomination and a legion of female fans, ecstatic over the actor's unconventional romantic appeal.The '90s saw Cage assume a series of diverse roles, ranging from a violent ex-con in David Lynch's Wild at Heart (1990) to a sweet-natured private eye in the romantic comedy Honeymoon in Vegas (1992) to a dying alcoholic in Mike Figgis' astonishing Leaving Las Vegas (1995). For this last role, Cage won a Best Actor Oscar for his quietly devastating portrayal, and, respectability in hand, gained an official entrance into Hollywood's higher ranks. After winning his Oscar, along with a score of other honors for his performance, Cage switched gears in a way that would prove to be, with the occasional exception, largely permanent. He dove into a series of action movies like the Michael Bay thriller The Rock, the prisoners-on-a-plane movie Con Air, and the infamous John Woo flick Face/Off. Greeted with hefty paychecks and audience approval, Cage forged ahead on a career path lit largely with explosions.There would be exceptions, like 1998's City of Angels, a remake of Wim Wenders' Wings of Desire, and Martin Scorsese's Bringing Out the Dead, and the the lightly dramatic romantic comedy The Family Man, but Cage stuck mostly to thrillers and action movies. A spate of such films would fill his resume, like Gone in 60 Seconds, The Life of David Gale, 8MM, and Snake Eyes, but Cage would briefly revisit his roots in character work, teaming with Being John Malkovich director Spike Jonze in 2002 for a duel role in the complex comedy Adaptation (2002). With Cage appearing as both screenwriter Charlie Kaufman as well as his fictional brother Donald, Adaptation followed Charlie's attempt to adapt author Susan Orlean's seemingly unfilmable novel The Orchid Thief as a feature film, and Donald's parallel efforts to write his own hacky yet lucrative script by following the guidance of a caustic, Syd Field-like screenwriting instructor (Brian Cox). A weighty role that demanded an actor capable of portraying characters that couldn't differ more emotionally despite their outward appearance, Adaptation brought Cage his second Oscar nomination -- and he was soon back to business as usual.2004 saw the release of the megahit adventure film National Treasure, which cast Cage as an archaeologist convinced there's a treasure map on the back of the U.S. Declaration of Independence. The outrageous film would earn a sequel in 2007, but first Cage made the ill-advised decision to star in Neil LaBute's reworking of the Robin Hardy/Anthony Shaffer collaboration The Wicker Man (2006). Though video compilations of the movie's most hilariously hackneyed moments would become popular on the internet, Cage was soon portraying a motorcycle-driving stuntman who sells

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

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No Score Yet The Croods 2 Grug 2020
85% Color Out of Space Nathan Gardner 2020
0% Grand Isle Walter Franklin 2019
38% Primal Actor 2019
67% The Cotton Club Encore Actor 2019
22% Running with the Devil The Cook 2019
15% A Score to Settle Frankie Carver 2019
96% Love, Antosha Actor 2019
No Score Yet La Traque du diable Actor 2019
97% Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse Spider-Man Noir 2018
91% Mandy Red 2018
91% Teen Titans Go! To the Movies Superman 2018
5% 211 Mike Chandler 2018
25% The Humanity Bureau Noah Kross 2018
17% Looking Glass Ray 2018
75% Mom and Dad Brent Ryan 2018
No Score Yet Becoming Iconic Actor 2018
No Score Yet Vengeance: A Love Story Producer John $5K 2017
31% Inconceivable Brian 2017
3% Arsenal Eddie 2017
17% USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage Captain McVay 2016
25% Army of One Gary Faulkner 2016
51% Dog Eat Dog Troy 2016
60% Snowden Hank Forrester $21.6M 2016
63% The Trust Jim Stone 2016
10% Pay the Ghost Mike Lawford 2015
24% The Runner Colin Price 2015
5% Outcast Gallain 2015
No Score Yet Frank or Francis Actor 2015
8% Dying of the Light Evan Lake 2014
1% Left Behind Rayford Steele $10.7M 2014
12% Rage Paul Maguire 2014
85% Joe Joe Ransom $0.3M 2014
No Score Yet Amicus Rodney Smolla 2014
61% The Frozen Ground Sgt. Jack Halcombe $90K 2013
71% The Croods Grug $187.2M 2013
20% Stolen Will Montgomery $0.3M 2012
28% Seeking Justice Will Gerard $0.5M 2012
0% A Thousand Words Producer $18.5M 2012
18% Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider $51.8M 2012
10% Trespass Kyle Miller $17.3K 2011
47% Drive Angry Milton $10.8M 2011
11% Season of the Witch Behmen $24.9M 2011
40% The Sorcerer's Apprentice Balthazar Blake Executive Producer $63.2M 2010
76% Kick-Ass Damon Macready/Big Daddy $20.1M 2010
No Score Yet With Great Power: The Stan Lee Story Actor 2010
85% Bad Lieutenant: Port of Call New Orleans Terence McDonagh $1.7M 2009
50% Astro Boy (AstroBoy) Dr. Tenma $19.6M 2009
22% G-Force Speckles $119.5M 2009
33% Knowing John Koestler $80M 2009
No Score Yet Riot (John Carpenter's Riot) (Scared Straight) Producer Actor 2009
8% Bangkok Dangerous Producer Joe $15.2M 2008
36% National Treasure: Book of Secrets Ben Gates $220M 2007
74% Planet Terror (Grindhouse Presents: Robert Rodriguez's Planet Terror) Actor 2007
28% Next Cris Johnson Producer $18M 2007
84% Grindhouse Fu Manchu $25M 2007
26% Ghost Rider Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider $115.9M 2007
No Score Yet Amarillo Slim Actor 2006
15% The Wicker Man Producer Edward Malus $23.7M 2006
67% World Trade Center John McLoughlin $70.3M 2006
62% The Ant Bully Zoc $28.2M 2006
59% The Weather Man David Spritz $12.5M 2005
62% Lord of War Yuri Orlov Producer $24.1M 2005
46% National Treasure Ben Gates $173M 2004
82% Matchstick Men Roy Waller $36.9M 2003
19% The Life of David Gale Producer $19.6M 2003
91% Adaptation Charlie Kaufman/Donald Kaufman $22.2M 2002
23% Sonny Director Acid Yellow Producer 2002
32% Windtalkers Joe Enders $40.6M 2002
28% Captain Corelli's Mandolin Capt. Antonio Corelli $25.3M 2001
13% Christmas Carol - The Movie Jacob Marley 2001
82% Shadow of the Vampire Producer $7.6M 2000
53% The Family Man Jack 2000
No Score Yet Welcome to Hollywood Actor 2000
25% Gone in 60 Seconds (Gone in Sixty Seconds) Randall `Memphis' Raines $101M 2000
72% Bringing Out the Dead Frank 1999
22% 8MM Tom Welles 1999
40% Snake Eyes Det. Rick Santoro 1998
58% City of Angels Seth 1998
No Score Yet Welcome to Hollywood Himself 1998
92% Face/Off Castor Troy 1997
55% Con Air Cameron Poe 1997
66% The Rock Stanley Goodspeed 1996
90% Leaving Las Vegas Ben Sanderson 1995
68% Kiss of Death Little Junior 1995
71% It Could Happen to You Charlie Lang 1994
57% Guarding Tess Doug Chesnic 1994
10% Trapped in Paradise Bill 1994
0% Deadfall Eddie 1993
20% Amos & Andrew Amos Odell 1993
95% Red Rock West Michael Williams 1993
63% Honeymoon in Vegas Jack Singer 1992
No Score Yet Rabbit Ears: Davy Crockett Actor 1992
33% Zandalee Johnny Collins 1991
65% Wild At Heart Sailor Ripley 1990
No Score Yet Industrial Symphony No. 1: The Dream of the Broken Hearted Actor 1990
10% Fire Birds Jake Preston 1990
No Score Yet Time To Kill Enrico Silvestri 1989
61% Vampire's Kiss Peter Loew 1989
No Score Yet Never on Tuesday Man in Red Sports Car (uncredited) 1988
93% Moonstruck Ronny Cammareri 1987
91% Raising Arizona H.I. McDonnough 1987
85% Peggy Sue Got Married Charlie Bodell 1986
No Score Yet The Boy in Blue Ned Hanlan 1986
85% Birdy Al Columbato 1984
75% The Cotton Club Vincent Dwyer 1984
60% Racing With the Moon Nicky / Bud 1984
70% Rumble Fish Smokey 1983
82% Valley Girl Randy 1983
78% Fast Times At Ridgemont High Brad's Bud 1982

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No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Appearing
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2010
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet Lopez Tonight
2009-2011
Guest
  • 2010
58% The Dresden Files
2007
Producer Executive Producer
  • 2007
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2003
  • 2002
  • 2001
  • 2000
No Score Yet Charlie Rose
2013-2017
Guest
  • 2002
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Guest
  • 1992

QUOTES FROM Nicolas Cage CHARACTERS

Loretta Castorini
Where are you taking me?
Ronny Cammareri
To the bed.
Rayford Steele
Either I'm going crazy or the whole world is insane!
Hattie Durham
Ray, I'm scared. Aren't you?
Rayford Steele
I will be. As soon as I have time.
Cris Johnson
Did you hear the one about the Zen master who ordered a hot dog.
Liz Cooper
No.
Cris Johnson
He said he'd have one with everything.
Detective Jack Singer
I haven't seen so many side-burns since West Side Story.
Felson
Tell me Behman, are we going in there to defeat the demon, or to save the girl?
Behmen
Both.
Peter Loew
"AM A VAMPIRE, AM A VAMPIRE".
Joe
Look at the moon.
Castor Troy
Dr Walsh! I was enjoying some of your groovy painkillers!
Edward Malus
Take of the mask!
Grug
Everyone! You have to listen to me!
Eep
We would be dead if we listened to you! We have to follow guy now.
Grug
Guy!!
Ugga
Guy! Run!
Grug
No one said survival was fun.
Grug
Big words anger me... Keep talking.
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
You, innocent.
Gressil
Have mercy!
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
Sorry, all out of mercy.
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
Monster.....
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
Monster...
Roxanne Simpson
I'm not afraid.
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
I'm going to own this curse. And I'm going to use it against you. Whenever innocent blood is spilled, it'll be my father's blood. And you'll find me there, a spirit of vengeance, fighting fire with fire.
Mephistopheles
I will make you pay for this.
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
You can't live in fear.
Damon Macready/Big Daddy
now you know how it feels you won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a glock
Damon Macready/Big Daddy
Now you know how it feels. You won't be scared when some junkie asshole pulls a glock.
Damon Macready/Big Daddy
take cover child
Damon Macready/Big Daddy
Take cover child.
Tom Welles
I'll never get tired of hurting you, Eddie!
Cameron Poe
You don't treat women like that.
Grug
You followed the light. My daughter's a lot like you.
Guy
No, she's like you. She loves you but she always forgets to say it. Just like you forget to tell her.
Grug
I guess I was just busy keeping them all alive.
Guy
It's OK. It's what dads do.
Ben Sanderson
Interesting choice of words.
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
He's scraping at the door!
Piper
Gimme one good reason I shouldn't shoot you in the face.
Milton
I'm drivin'.
Milton
I'm driving.
Roy Waller
To some people, money is a foreign film without subtitles.
Alva Restrepo
Are you alright, Mr. Loew?
Peter Loew
Shut up, bitch!
Grug
Never not be afraid.
Ben Gates
"You are the President of the United States, sir. Whether by innate character, the oath you took to defend the Constitution, or the weight of history that falls upon you, I believe you to be an honorable man, sir."
Ben Gates
You are the President of the United States, sir. Whether by innate character, the oath you took to defend the Constitution, or the weight of history that falls upon you, I believe you to be an honorable man, sir.
The President
"Gates, people don’t believe that stuff anymore."
The President
Gates, people don?t believe that stuff anymore.
The President
Gates, people don't believe that stuff anymore.
Ben Gates
"They want to believe it."
Ben Gates
They want to believe it.
Edward Malus
Step away from the bike!
Ben Gates
Wait a minute, we need water..... (Pours the last of it he has onto some rocks) Everybody! The water makes the rocks darker!
Ben Gates
Wait a minute, we need water. Everybody! The water makes the rocks darker!
Terence McDonagh
Shoot him again
Terence McDonagh
Shoot him again.
Midget
What for?
Terence McDonagh
His soul is still dancing
Terence McDonagh
His soul is still dancing.
Terence McDonagh
Fucking iguanas
Terence McDonagh
Fucking iguanas.
Milton
Even in Hell, there is compassion.
Capt. Antonio Corelli
I have always found something in life worth singing about.
Eddie
Someone's gonna kill me man!
Eddie
You filthy, double crossing, little fucking filthy, double crossing, filthy, fucking goddamn fucking filthy little RAT!
Eddie
What am I, a fucking retard, man? Am I A FUCKING RETARD, HUH? I know what this is! Lou's trying to snuff me out because of his GREASY LITTLE NEPHEW being around! WELL, VIVE LA FUCKING FRANCE, MAN!
Charlie Lang
Acting is how I put bread on the table.
Peter Loew
Alva, there is no one else in this entire office that I could possibly ask to share such a horrible job. You're the lowest on the totem pole here, Alva. The lowest. Do you realize that? Every other secretary here has been here longer than you, Alva. Every one. And even if there was someone here who was here even one day longer than you, I still wouldn't ask that person to partake in such a miserable job as long as you were around. That's right, Alva. It's a horrible, horrible job; sifting through old contract after old contract. I couldn't think of a more horrible job if I wanted to. And you have to do it! You have to or I'll fire you. You understand? Do you? Good.
Little Junior Brown
I'm going to kill you Red.
Ben Gates
How absurd.
Ben Sanderson
I'm like a prickly pear... I'm a prickly pear!
Sailor Ripley
I guess I started smokin' when I was about four. My Mama was already dead by then from lung cancer.
Lula Pace Fortune
One of these mornins the sun's gonna come up and burn a hole through the planet like an electrical exray.
Sailor Ripley
That ain't never gonna happen, honey. At least, not in our lifetime. By then they'll be drivin' Buicks to the moon.
Ben Sanderson
I don’t know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking ’cause my wife left me.
Ben Sanderson
I don't know if my wife left me because of my drinking or I started drinking? Cause my wife left me.
Edward Malus
HOW'D IT GET BURNED?
Edward Malus
How'd it get burned?
Edward Malus
What's in the bag? A shark, or something?
Larry
[to Frank] What you gettin'?
Frank Pierce
I'm not hungry.
Larry
Oh yeah, you don't eat food.
Frank Pierce
I eat, I just haven't had coffee yet.
Larry
Coffee and whiskey, lucky you ain't dead with that diet.
Frank Pierce
You cannot be near the newly dead without feeling it.
Frank Pierce
I'd always had nightmares, but now the ghosts didn't wait for me to sleep.
Damon Macready/Big Daddy
Now Switch to kryptonite!!!!!
Damon Macready/Big Daddy
Now Switch to kryptonite!
Damon Macready/Big Daddy
Now go to Robin's revenge!!!!!
Damon Macready/Big Daddy
Now go to Robin's revenge!
Sean Archer
You can't give back what you've taken from me
Sean Archer
You can't give back what you've taken from me.
Castor Troy
Oh well, plan B. Let's just kill each other
Castor Troy
Oh well, plan B. Let's just kill each other.
Ben Sanderson
I'll Tell You, Right Now...I'm In Love With You.
Ben Sanderson
I'll tell you, right now... I'm in love with you.
Ben Sanderson
Are You Desirable? Are You Irresistible?
Ben Sanderson
Are you desirable? Are you irresistible?
Ben Sanderson
We Both Know Than I'm A Drunk, And I Know You Are A Hooker.
Ben Sanderson
We both know that I'm a drunk. And I know you are a hooker.
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
It doesn't matter how far you run, there are some demons you just can't escape
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
It doesn't matter how far you run. There are some demons you just can't escape. [flames roar]
Eddie
Hi-fucking-yah!!!
Eddie
Hi-fucking-yah!
Sailor Ripley
Did I ever tell ya that this here jacket represents a symbol of my individuality, and my belief in personal freedom?
Lula Pace Fortune
About fifty thousand times.
Riley Poole
For the record, Ben, I like the house.
Benjamin Franklin Gates
You know, I chose this estate because in 1812 Charles Carroll met-
Riley Poole
Yeah, someone that did something in history and had fun. Great. Wonderful. Could have had a bigger house!
Benjamin Franklin Gates
I'm so sorry I dropped you - I had to save the Declaration!
Dr. Abigail Chase
No, don't be. I would have done exactly the same to you.
Benjamin Franklin Gates
Really?
Dr. Abigail Chase
Yeah
Riley Poole
I would've dropped you both! Freaks.
Agent Sadusky
So, here is your options: Door number one - you go to prison for a very long time. Door number two - we're going to get back the Declaration of Independence; you help us find it, and... you still go to prison for a very long time. But you'll feel better inside.
Benjamin Franklin Gates
Is there a door that doesn't lead to prison?
Agent Sadusky
Someone's got to go to prison, Ben.
Dr. Abigail Chase
You have the original Silence Dogood letters? Steal those too?
Benjamin Franklin Gates
They're scans of the originals, quiet please.
Dr. Abigail Chase
How did you get scans?
Benjamin Franklin Gates
I know the person who has the originals, now shush!
Dr. Abigail Chase
Why do you need them?
Benjamin Franklin Gates
She really can't shut her mouth, can she? [Offers her the Declaration] Look, I will let you hold this if you promise to *shut up*, please!
Benjamin Franklin Gates
She really can't shut her mouth, can she? [offers her the Declaration] Look, I will let you hold this if you promise to *shut up*, please!
Abigail Chase
So, the tea tables?
Ben Gates
Yes, I was going to have the movers bring them to you next week.
Abigail Chase
Actually, I was going to say you could keep them. And maybe you could come and move back in with me?
Ben Gates
No, you used the word "so."
Ben Gates
No, you used the word 'so.'
Abigail Chase
So?
Ben Gates
So when you say "so" it means you're angry.
Ben Gates
So when you say 'so' it means you're angry.
Abigail Chase
Sometimes. And then sometimes it doesn't. It's sort of like a puzzle. And you're so good at puzzles I'm sure you'll figure it out. So. (They kiss)
Abigail Chase
Sometimes. And then sometimes it doesn't. It's sort of like a puzzle. And you're so good at puzzles I'm sure you'll figure it out. So. [they kiss]
Ben Gates
Someone else is after the treasure.
Riley Poole
Of course someone else is after the treasure. It's the axiom of treasure hunting.
Riley Poole
Look at it this way - in a hundred years, no one is gonna remember anyone involved in the Lincoln assassination besides Booth.
Ben Gates
That's not true. Do you know the expression "His name is mud?"
Ben Gates
That's not true. Do you know the expression 'his name is mud?'
Riley Poole
Yes, of course.
Ben Gates
You do? Do you know the origin of the expression?
Riley Poole
Does anyone but you?
Ben Gates
Dr. Samuel Mudd was convicted of being a co-conspirator in the Lincoln assassination. The evidence was circumstantial, he was later pardoned, but it didn't matter. Mudd's name still lives in infamy, and I will 'not' let Thomas Gates' name be mud
Ben Gates
Dr. Samuel Mudd was convicted of being a co-conspirator in the Lincoln assassination. The evidence was circumstantial, he was later pardoned, but it didn't matter. Mudd's name still lives in infamy, and I will 'not' let Thomas Gates' name be mud.
Ben Gates
Where's the phone?
Patrick Henry Gates
I don't know son I can't find anything in this mess.
Ben Gates
It's only temporary 'til I can find a new place.
Patrick Henry Gates
Find the old one. I like her!
Peter Loew
I'm a vampire. Kill me!
Edward Malus
AAAAAAAAAAAAA NOT THE BEES! NOT THE BEES! AAAAAAAAARGGGGGGGH MY EYES! MY EYES! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!
Edward Malus
This is MURDER! MURDER! You'll all be GUILTY! And you're doing it for NOTHING!
Edward Malus
What's in the bag, like a shark or something?
Edward Malus
I swear to god I'll shoot you!
Nathan Arizona Sr.
Just tell me why you did it.
H.I. McDonnough
We can't have one of our own.
Nathan Arizona Sr.
Well, look. If you can't have kids, you just gotta keep tryin'and hope medical science catches up with you, like Florence and me.
Nadya
I'm not afraid of you.
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
Yeah? Well, you should be.
Yuri Orlov
There are only two tragedies in life. One is not getting what you want, the other is getting it.
Yuri Orlov
They say, "Evil prevails when good men fail to act." What they oughta say is, "Evil prevails."
Yuri Orlov
They say, 'Evil prevails when good men fail to act.' What they oughta say is, 'Evil prevails.'
Yuri Orlov
Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves "freedom fighters."
Yuri Orlov
Often, the most barbaric atrocities occur when both combatants proclaim themselves 'freedom fighters.'
Yuri Orlov
That's the trouble with falling in love with a dream girl. They have a habit of becoming real.
Yuri Orlov
You can't force someone to fall in love with you, but you can definitely improve your odds.
Terence McDonagh
It's amazing how much you can get done when you've got a single purpose guiding you through life.
Machine Shop Earbender
So me and Bill were patrolling out 9 mile.
H.I. McDonnough
Bill Roberts?
Machine Shop Earbender
No not that mother scratcher, Bill Parker!
Reverend Koestler
This isn't the end, son.
John Koestler
I know.
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
How does it feel to have all that evil inside of you? All their power, all their souls, a thousand souls to burn. Look into my eyes, your soul is stained by the blood of the innocent, Feel their pain!
H.I. McDonnough
Biology and the prejudices of others conspired to keep us childless.
Rick Santoro
Who gives a shit if you're sorry!!!!
Rick Santoro
Who gives a shit if you're sorry!
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl
Daddy I'm scared.
Damon Macready/Big Daddy
Come on Mindy, honey, be a big girl now. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl
Is it gunna hurt bad?
Damon Macready/Big Daddy
Ah child, only for a second sugar. A hand gun bullet travels at more than...
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl
...seven hundred miles an hour.
Damon Macready/Big Daddy
...seven hundred miles an hour. So at close range like this the force is going to take you off your feet for sure, but its really no more painful than a punch in the chest.
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl
I hate getting punched in the chest.
Damon Macready/Big Daddy
You're gunna be fine baby doll [shoots her]
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl
Did you see the clip? He's actually pretty good.
Damon Macready/Big Daddy
Yeah, good at getting he ass kicked. His name should be Ass Kick instead [laugh]
Mindy Macready/Hit Girl
That doesn't make any sense.
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
Alcohol gives me nightmares
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
You know alcohol gives me nightmares.
Edward Malus
Oh of corse, another plant!
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
Roadkill.
Cameron Poe
Put the bunny, back in the box....
Cameron Poe
Put the bunny, back in the box...
Ben Gates
I'm gonna kidnap him.
Ben Gates
I'm gonna kidnap the President of the United States.
Benjamin Franklin Gates
I'm gonna steal it.
Riley Poole
What?
Benjamin Franklin Gates
I'm gonna steal the Declaration of Independence.
Castor Troy
If you dress like Halloween, ghouls will try to get in your pants.
Danny
Did we win?
Johnny Cage/Ghost Rider
Yes. Hell Yes.
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
Merry Christmas you assholes!
Dave Spritz
Tartar sauce, tartar sauce, tartar sauce...
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
Your pissing me off!
Dave Spritz
Man, I'd like to put my face in there. Right in there. Tartar sauce. My hips are cold. Tartar sauce. That's when you know its cold. I like eating pussy. Tartar sauce. A lot of guys don't. Well maybe they do. Maybe that's just black guys. Tartar sauce. What happened to the guy who was trying to fly around the world in a balloon? Did he make it? I should put some espionage or stolen plutonium in my novel. Tartar sauce. Spice it up. Neil Young. Fuck, its cold. Neil Young. Wh-why am I thinking about Neil Young. Neil Diamond. Neil... Theres not a lot of famous Neils. Is this Wednesday? I wish I had two dicks. I thought the whole family was going to learn Spanish together this year. That never really happened. I haven't had a Spanish omelette in a long time. Here we go.
Nadya
I'm not afraid of you.
Johnny Blaze/Ghost Rider
Yeah? Well, you should be.