Matthew Lillard

Matthew Lillard

  • Highest Rated: 90% It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie (2002)
  • Lowest Rated: 4% In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale (2006)
  • Birthday: Jan 24, 1970
  • Birthplace: Lansing, Michigan, USA
  • Making a career out of playing either sociopaths or the hyperkinetically weird, Matthew Lillard has established himself as one of the more promising, to say nothing of idiosyncratic, actors of his generation. Originally hailing from Lansing, MI, where he was born on January 24, 1970, Lillard was raised in California. His first break came in the form of Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies Go to College (1993), in which he was credited as Matthew Lynn. More auspicious work followed in John Waters' lovably warped Serial Mom (1994), which cast Lillard as the gore-obsessed son of the decidedly unhinged Kathleen Turner. The role was one of the first in which Lillard played the type of superficially normal yet profoundly wacked-out character that was to become his trademark. It was followed by a minor role in the Drew Barrymore/Chris O'Donnell doomed love vehicle Mad Love (directed by Antonia Bird in 1995) and a cyberpunk turn in Hackers (also 1995). Next up was the film that would make him famous, Wes Craven's Scream (1996). The film, in addition to simultaneously parodying and reviving the teen horror genre, helped to enhance the careers of more than a few of its actors, including David Arquette, Courtney Cox, Neve Campbell, and Skeet Ulrich.Lillard's next project of any acclaim (following such disappointments as Dish Dogs, The Curve, and Senseless, all made in 1998) was Robert Towne's Without Limits (1998), the critically lauded, if little-seen, story of the life of runner Steve Prefontaine (played by Billy Crudup, with Donald Sutherland as his coach). Lillard's subsequent film, SLC Punk! (1999), met with similarly good reviews, with praise being singled out for both Lillard's performance and that of his co-star, Michael Goorjian. The film told the story of two punks growing up in staid Salt Lake City during the Reagan years, and contained the type of small-budget charm lacking in Lillard's next two projects, Wing Commander and She's All That. Both films featured Lillard co-starring with Freddie Prinze Jr., as well as a score of bad reviews. However, while the former also succumbed to dismal box-office performance, the latter met with widespread success, virtually guaranteeing future work for Lillard and his young co-stars. Following the release of such efforts as Summer Catch and 13 Ghosts (both 2001), Lillard would take on the role of the fragile-nerved Shaggy in the live-action adaptation of the enduring cartoon Scooby-Doo in 2002. He appeared in The Baker and The Escapsit in 2008, and in 2011 he was cast in the well-reviewed made-for-cable series Homeland. That same year he appeared in the period pot comedy Your Highness.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

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Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet Scooby-Doo! and the Curse of the 13th Ghost Shaggy Rogers 2019
No Score Yet Scooby-Doo: Return to Zombie Island Shaggy Rogers 2019
No Score Yet Scooby Doo and the Gourmet Ghost Shaggy Rogers 2018
No Score Yet Six LA Love Stories Actor 2018
No Score Yet Scooby-Doo! and Batman: The Brave and the Bold Shaggy Rogers 2017
No Score Yet LEGO Scooby-Doo! Blowout Beach Bash Actor 2017
No Score Yet Scooby-Doo ! et la malédiction du pilote fantôme Shaggy Rogers 2016
No Score Yet Lego Scooby-Doo!: Haunted Hollywood Shaggy 2016
No Score Yet LEGO Scooby-Doo! : Le fantôme d'Hollywood Shaggy 2016
76% Match Mike $31K 2015
No Score Yet Scooby-Doo! and Kiss: Rock and Roll Mystery Shaggy Rogers 2015
No Score Yet Scooby Doo! Moon Monster Madness Shaggy Rogers 2015
No Score Yet Under Wraps Actor 2014
No Score Yet Scooby-Doo! Frankencreepy Actor 2014
No Score Yet Scooby-doo! Wrestlemania Mystery Actor 2014
No Score Yet Axel: The Biggest Little Hero Actor 2014
No Score Yet From The Head Actor 2013
No Score Yet Return To Nim's Island Jack 2013
No Score Yet The Naughty List Actor 2013
No Score Yet Scooby-doo! Stage Fright Actor 2013
No Score Yet Scooby-Doo! Adventures: The Mystery Map Shaggy 2013
No Score Yet Abominable Christmas Actor 2012
No Score Yet Deep Dark Canyon Jack Cavanaugh 2012
83% Fat Kid Rules the World Director 2012
51% Trouble with the Curve Phillip Sanderson $35.8M 2012
No Score Yet Home Run Showdown Joey DeLuca $9.3K 2012
No Score Yet Big Top Scooby-Doo! Shaggy 2012
No Score Yet Dear Dracula Actor 2012
No Score Yet Scooby-Doo! Music of the Vampire Shaggy Rogers 2012
No Score Yet Scooby-Doo! Mask of the Blue Falcon Shaggy Rogers 2012
89% The Descendants Brian Speer $78.6M 2011
7% All's Faire in Love Rusty Crockett 2011
No Score Yet The Pool Boys Roger 2011
No Score Yet Spooner Herman Spooner Producer 2011
No Score Yet Scooby-Doo!: Legend of the Phantosaur Shaggy Rogers 2011
No Score Yet Scooby-Doo! Abracadabra-Doo Shaggy 2010
No Score Yet Scooby Doo! Camp Scare Shaggy 2010
No Score Yet Endless Bummer Mooney 2009
No Score Yet Extreme Movie Himself 2008
15% What Love Is Sal 2008
No Score Yet Karas: The Revelation Eko 2007
No Score Yet One of Our Own Producer Bob 2007
4% In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale Duke Fallow $4.6M 2006
52% The Groomsmen Dez 2006
No Score Yet Karas: The Prophecy Eko (US) 2006
50% Bickford Shmeckler's Cool Ideas Spaceman 2006
27% Wicker Park Luke $12.9M 2004
14% Without a Paddle Jerry Conlaine $58.2M 2004
22% Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed Shaggy $84.1M 2004
16% The Perfect Score Larry $10.3M 2004
56% Looney Tunes: Back in Action Himself $21.1M 2003
90% It's a Very Merry Muppet Christmas Movie Luke Frommage 2002
30% Scooby-Doo Shaggy $153.4M 2002
15% Thirteen Ghosts (13 Ghosts) Dennis Rafkin $41.7M 2001
8% Summer Catch Billy Brubaker $19.1M 2001
60% Finder's Fee Fishman 2001
No Score Yet Triangle Square Snake Eater 2001
No Score Yet Dish Dogs Jason 2000
50% Love's Labour's Lost Longaville 2000
No Score Yet Animal Room Doug Van Housen 1999
10% Wing Commander Todd `Maniac' Marshall 1999
40% She's All That Brock 1999
No Score Yet Spanish Judges Producer Jack 1999
79% Without Limits Devine 1998
63% SLC Punk Stevo 1998
6% Senseless Tim LaFlour 1998
11% Dead Man's Curve Tim 1998
20% Telling You Adam Ginesberg 1998
No Score Yet Tarantella Actor 1998
No Score Yet The Devil's Child Actor 1997
79% Scream Stuart 1996
88% If These Walls Could Talk Young Man 1996
No Score Yet Tarantella Matt 1995
33% Hackers Cereal 1995
28% Mad Love Eric 1995
63% Serial Mom Chip 1994
No Score Yet Ghoulies 3: Ghoulies Go to College Stork 1991
No Score Yet Parental Guidance Suggested Actor

TV

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Year

63% FBI
2018
Tommy Gilman
  • 2019
80% Good Girls
2018
Dean Boland Dean
  • 2019
  • 2018
No Score Yet Drop the Mic
2017
Guest
  • 2018
94% The Good Wife
2009-2016
Rowby Rowby Canton
  • 2016
  • 2014
28% State of Affairs
2014-2015
  • 2015
88% The Bridge (FX)
2013-2014
Daniel Frye
  • 2014
  • 2013
No Score Yet Criminal Minds
2005
David Roy Turner
  • 2012
91% House
2004-2012
Jack
  • 2011
  • 2010
24% Gary Unmarried
2008-2010
Taylor
  • 2009
No Score Yet Law & Order: Special Victims Unit
1999
Chet
  • 2009
No Score Yet American Dad (target for inaccurate feed data)
2005
Voice
  • 2008
  • 2005
No Score Yet All That
1995-2005
Guest
  • 2002
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2002
No Score Yet Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated

QUOTES FROM Matthew Lillard CHARACTERS

Matthew
I'm going to China tonight, I'm practically engaged-- do I need to remind you?
Luke
The lies we tell ourselves.
Luke
So she had the same name, same perfume, same shoe size. That’s so hot. Or, or maybe that’s just creepy.
Luke
So she had the same name, same perfume, same shoe size. That's so hot. Or, or maybe that's just creepy.
Matthew
I think it’s a little bit of both, actually.
Matthew
I think it's a little bit of both, actually.
Matthew
What would you do?
Luke
I'd keep both of them and hope they don't find out about each other.
Matthew
[laughs] Asshole!
Matthew
Asshole!
Shaggy
Hey, you guys, look, I know I'm just the dude that carries the bags. But it seems to me we all play an important part in this group. I mean, we're just like a big, delicious banana split. Fred, you're the big banana. Daphne, you're the pastrami and bubble gum flavored ice cream, and Velma, you're the sweet and sour mustard sauce that goes on top.
Randy Meeks
Did the police ask if you liked to hunt?
Tatum Riley
Why would they do that? They didn't ask me.
Stuart
Because there's no way a girl could have killed them.
Tatum Riley
That is so sexist. The killer could have easily been a female. Basic Instinct.
Stuart
That was an ice pick, not exactly the same thing.
Stuart
Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out. In fact,it takes a man to do something like that.
Tatum Riley
Or a man's mentality.
Stuart
Why would he want to kill his own girlfriend?
Randy Meeks
There's always some stupid bullshit reason to kill your girlfriend. That's the beauty of it all! Simplicity! Besides, if it gets too complicated, you lose your target audience.
Sidney Prescott
Why? Why did you kill my mother?
Billy Loomis
You hear that Stu? I think she wants a motive. Well I don't really believe in motives Sid, I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?
Stuart
No.
Billy Loomis
Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lector liked to eat people? DON'T THINK SO. See it's a lot scarier when there's no motive.
Sidney Prescott
Didn't you used to date Casey?
Stuart
Yeah, for, like, two seconds!
Randy Meeks
Til she dumped his ass for Steve!
Tatum Riley
(To Stu) I thought you dumped her for me...
Tatum Riley
[to Stu] I thought you dumped her for me...
Shaggy
(picks up page, That was printed) "All clues... At lass, what are these strange marking?"
Shaggy
[picks up page, that was printed] All clues... At lass, what are these strange marking?
Fred Jones
(turns page around) "words"
Fred Jones
[turns page around] Words.
Shaggy
(amazed) "Ahhh, words"
Shaggy
[amazed] Ahhh, words.
Velma Dinkley
We discovered the mastermind is Scrappy, who sadly was taken by evil.
Scrappy Rex
(being taken to back of police truck) "so I got a little cranky!"
Scrappy Rex
[being taken to back of police truck] So I got a little cranky!
Shaggy
Jeez, Scrappy, no need to freak out and try killing all of humanity
Shaggy
Jeez, Scrappy, no need to freak out and try killing all of humanity.
Scrappy Rex
(in truck) "I would of gotten away with it! If it won't for you misable son's of a- (door closes)
Scrappy Rex
[in truck] I would of gotten away with it! If it won't for you misable son's of a... [door closes]
Scooby
Shaggy, You're whipped!
Shaggy
I'm whipped? Oh, yeah? Why don't you say that to my face, man!
Scooby
Okay, I will. Your mother eats cat poop!
Shaggy
No, Scooby-Doo, YOUR mom eats cat poop!
Stuart
Do you like scary movies?
Sidney Prescott
What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.
Stuart
I'm feelin a little woozy here!
Stuart
Did you really called the police?
Sidney Prescott
you bet your sorry ass I did..
Sidney Prescott
You bet your sorry ass I did..
Stuart
My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me...
Randy Meeks
Maybe wouldn't have sex with him...
Stuart
what, is she savin' herself for you?
Stuart
What, is she savin' herself for you?
Randy Meeks
maybe.
Randy Meeks
Maybe.
Mary Jane
I'm Mary Jane.
Shaggy
Like that is my favorite name.
Sidney Prescott
I already called the police.
Stuart
My parents are going to be so mad at me!
Stuart
Ow! You hit me with the phone, dick!
Billy Loomis
I thought you said she was dead.
Stuart
She looked dead man. She still does.
Stevo
In a country of lost souls, rebellion comes hard. But...in a religiously opressive city, with half its population isn't even of that religion...(rebellion) it comes like fire!
Stuart
i always had a thing for you Sid!!!!
Stuart
I always had a thing for you Sid!
Sidney Prescott
(bites Stuart's hand and slammed a vase on hid head)
Sidney Prescott
[bites Stuart's hand and slams a vase on his head]
Stuart
bitch...
Stuart
Bitch.
Sidney Prescott
in your dream (falls down the t.v. on Stuart's head).
Sidney Prescott
[on the phone as Ghostface in disguise] Oh, Stu, Stu. Billy's got a motive. The police are on their way. What are you gonna tell them?
Stuart
Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.
Billy Loomis
We'll rip you up, you bitch! Just like your fucking mother!
Sidney Prescott
[to Billy] You gotta find me first, you pansy ass momma's boy.
Stuart
Houston, we have a problem here..
Stuart
Houston, we have a problem here.
Billy Loomis
what?
Billy Loomis
What?
Stuart
the gun man the gun! i put it right there it's not there..
Stuart
The gun man the gun! I put it right there it's not there.
Billy Loomis
where the fuck is it?!
Billy Loomis
Where the fuck is it?!
Gale Weathers
right here asshole...
Gale Weathers
Right here asshole.
Randy Meeks
Don't ever, EVER say I'll be right back, cause you won't be back.
Stuart
I'm getting another beer, want one?.
Stuart
I'm getting another beer, want one?
Randy Meeks
Yes, sure.
Randy Meeks
Yeah, sure.
Stuart
I'll be right back!.
Stuart
I'll be right back!
Stuart
That's right...you gave it up. Now you're no longer a virgin Ooh! I said "virgin" Whoops!! Now you got to die, those are the rules.
Stuart
That's right...you gave it up. Now you're no longer a virgin Ooh! I said 'virgin' Whoops!! Now you got to die, those are the rules.
Billy Loomis
Let's pretend it's all one big scary movie. How do you think it's gonna end?
Stuart
Oh! Oh! This is the greatest part you're gonna love this! Yeah you're gonna love this one. It's a scream baby! Hold on a sec, I'll be right back!
Billy Loomis
You know what time it is, Sid? It's after midnight. It's your mom's anniversary. We killed her exactly one year ago today.
Billy Loomis
(about the gun) - Where the f**k is it?
Billy Loomis
(about the gun) Where the f**k is it?
Gale Weathers
Right here, a**hole.
Billy Loomis
I thought she was dead?
Stuart
She looked dead, man...Still does.
Stuart
She looked dead, man. Still does.
Casey Becker
Listen a**hole!
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) No you listen to me you little bitch! You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish!
Stuart
No you listen to me you little bitch! You hang up on me again and I'll gut you like a fish!
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) What's that noise?
Stuart
What's that noise?
Casey Becker
Popcorn!
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) You're making popcorn?
Stuart
You're making popcorn?
Casey Becker
Uh huh.
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) I only eat popcorn at the movies.
Stuart
I only eat popcorn at the movies.
Casey Becker
(on the phone) - What do you want?
Casey Becker
(on the phone) What do you want?
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) To see what your insides look like.
Stuart
To see what your insides look like.
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) You still haven't told me your name.
Stuart
You still haven't told me your name.
Casey Becker
Why do you want to know my name?
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) Because I want to know who I'm looking at.
Stuart
Because I want to know who I'm looking at.
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) Hello, Sidney.
Stuart
Hello, Sidney.
Sidney Prescott
Um, hi. Who is this?
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) You tell me.
Stuart
You tell me.
Sidney Prescott
Well I, I have no idea.
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) Scary night isn't it? With the murders and all it's like right out of a horror movie or something.
Stuart
Scary night isn't it? With the murders and all it's like right out of a horror movie or something.
Sidney Prescott
The Fog, Terror Train, Prom Night. How come Jamie Lee Curtis is in all of these movies?
Randy Meeks
She's the "Scream Queen"!
Randy Meeks
She's the 'Scream Queen'!
Stuart
Yeah with a set of lungs like that, she should be.
Tatum Riley
Tits! See?
Stuart
I didn't kill anybody.
Billy Loomis
Nobody said you did.
Stuart
Thanks buddy!
Randy Meeks
Besides..."It takes a MAN to do something like that!"
Randy Meeks
Besides, 'It takes a MAN to do something like that!
Stuart
Yeah I ought to gut your ass in a second, kid.
Randy Meeks
Tell me something. Did you really put her liver in the mailbox? Because I heard they found her liver in the mailbox next to her spleen and her pancreas.
Stuart
Because there's no way a girl could have killed them.
Tatum Riley
That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female...Basic Instinct?
Tatum Riley
That is so sexist. The killer could easily be female. Basic Instinct?
Randy Meeks
That was an ice pick. Not exactly the same thing.
Stuart
Yeah, Casey and Steve were completely hollowed out. In fact, it takes a man to do something like that.
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) Who is this?
Stuart
Who is this?
Casey Becker
Who are you trying to reach?
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) What number is this?
Stuart
What number is this?
Casey Becker
Well, what number are you trying to reach?
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) I don't know.
Stuart
I don't know.
Casey Becker
I think you have the wrong number.
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) Do I?
Stuart
Do I?
Casey Becker
It happens. Take it easy.
Stuart
(before getting stabbed) - I'm ready baby! Right! Get up! Yeah baby, get up! Hit it!
Stuart
(before getting stabbed) I'm ready baby! Right! Get up! Yeah baby, get up! Hit it!
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) (on the phone with Sidney) - If you hang up on me, you'll die just like your mother!
Stuart
(on the phone with Sidney) If you hang up on me, you'll die just like your mother!
Stuart
Kizzo-Kaskcoo is out. I don't know what you did Sidney but on behalf of the entire school we all say THANK YOU!
Stuart
Kizzo-Kaskcoo is out. I don't know what you did Sidney but on behalf of the entire school we all say, thank you!
Stuart
Liver alone!
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) What's your favorite scary movie?
Stuart
What's your favorite scary movie?
Stuart
See it's a fun game Sidney. We ask you questions and if you get one wrong, BOO-GAH, you die.
Billy Loomis
You get it right, you die.
Billy Loomis
You hear that Stu? I think she wants a motive. Well I don't really believe in motives Sid, I mean did Norman Bates have a motive?
Stuart
No.
Billy Loomis
Did we ever find out why Hannibal Lector liked to eat people? DON'T THINK SO. See it's a lot scarier when there's no motive.
Stuart
I always had a thing for you, Sid!
Sidney Prescott
In your dreams!
Stuart
You know who I think it is? I think it's her father. Why can't they find her pops man?
Randy Meeks
Because, he's probably dead. His body will come popping up in the last reel somewhere! Eyes gouged out! Fingers cut off! Teeth knocked out! See, the police are always off track with this sh*t. If they'd watch Prom Night they'd save time. There's a formula to it! A very simple formula! Everybody's a suspect! I'm telling you, the dad's a red herring. It's Billy.
Randy Meeks
There are certain RULES that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. (crowd boo's)...BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs...The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, "I'll be right back." Because you won't be back.
Randy Meeks
There are certain rules that one must abide by in order to successfully survive a horror movie. For instance, number one: you can never have sex. (crowd boo's) BIG NO NO! BIG NO NO! Sex equals death, okay? Number two: you can never drink or do drugs. The sin factor! It's a sin. It's an extension of number one. And number three: never, ever, ever under any circumstances say, 'I'll be right back.' Because you won't be back.
Stuart
I'm getting another beer, you want one?
Randy Meeks
Yeah, sure.
Stuart
I'll be RIIIIIGGGGHHHHT BAAAAAACK!
Randy Meeks
See, you push the laws and you end up dead. Okay, I'll see you in the kitchen with a knife.
Billy Loomis
That woman was a slut-bag whore who flashed her sh*t all over town like she was Sharon Stone or something.
Stuart
Yeah but let's face it Sidney...Your mother was no Sharon Stone, huh?
Stuart
Yeah but let's face it Sidney. Your mother was no Sharon Stone, huh?
Stuart
(when Billy asks him to find Sidney) - I can't Billy. I think you cut me too deep...I think I'm dying here man.
Stuart
(when Billy asks him to find Sidney) I can't Billy. I think you cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here man.
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) Do you like scary movies?
Stuart
Do you like scary movies?
Sidney Prescott
What's the point? They're all the same; some stupid killer stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act who is always running up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.
Stuart
(speaking into voicebox) - Surprise, Sidney.
Stuart
(speaking into voicebox) Surprise, Sidney.
Stuart
You see, Sid, everybody dies but us! Everybody dies but us! We get to carry on and plan the sequel! Cause let's face it, baby! These days, you gotta have a sequel!
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) Name the killer in Friday the 13th.
Stuart
Name the killer in Friday the 13th.
Casey Becker
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) I'm sorry! That's the wrong answer!
Stuart
I'm sorry! That's the wrong answer!
Casey Becker
No it's not. No it's not. It was Jason.
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) Afraid not. No way.
Stuart
Afraid not. No way.
Casey Becker
Listen, it was Jason! I saw that movie twenty goddamn times!
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) Then you should know Jason's mother, Mrs. Voorhees, was the original killer! Jason didn't show up until the sequel! I'm afraid that was a wrong answer.
Stuart
Then you should know Jason's mother, Mrs. Voorhees, was the original killer! Jason didn't show up until the sequel! I'm afraid that was a wrong answer.
Stuart
Did you really call the police?
Sidney Prescott
You bet your sorry ass I did.
Stuart
(crying) - My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!
Stuart
(crying) My mom and dad are gonna be so mad at me!
Stuart
I will totally protect you. Yo I am so buff, I got you covered, girl.
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) Are you alone in the house?
Stuart
Are you alone in the house?
Sidney Prescott
Randy, that's so unoriginal. I'm disappointed in you.
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) Maybe that's because...I'm not Randy.
Stuart
Maybe that's because, I'm not Randy.
Randy Meeks
Now that Billy tried to mutilate her, do you think Sid would go out with me?
Stuart
HA-HA! No...I don't...at all!
Stuart
HA-HA! No. I don't, at all!
Stuart
(after Billy accidentally hits Stu with the phone) - Owe! You fu**ing hit me with the phone, di*k!
Stuart
(after Billy accidentally hits Stu with the phone) Owe! You fu**ing hit me with the phone, di*k!
Sidney Prescott
Ah, Stu, Stu, Stu...What's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are on their way. What are you going to tell them?
Sidney Prescott
Ah, Stu, Stu, Stu. What's your motive? Billy's got one. The police are on their way. What are you going to tell them?
Stuart
Peer pressure. I'm far too sensitive.
Stuart
(the phone rings) - Should I let the machine get it?
Stuart
(the phone rings) Should I let the machine get it?
Billy Loomis
Find her, you dipsh*t! Get up!
Stuart
I can't, Billy. You already cut me too deep. I think I'm dying here, man!
Stuart
Oh stop it Billy, would you...All right? I can't take it anymore. I'm feeling a little woozy here!
Stuart
Oh stop it Billy, would you, all right? I can't take it anymore. I'm feeling a little woozy here!
Stuart
Watch a few movies; take a few notes...It was fun!
Stuart
Watch a few movies, take a few notes. It was fun!
Sidney Prescott
How do you gut someone?
Stuart
You take a knife and you slit them from groin to sternum.
Billy Loomis
Hey. It's called tact, you f**k-rag.
Stuart
(after stabbing Billy) - Sorry Billy. I guess I got a little too zealous, that's all.
Stuart
(after stabbing Billy) Sorry Billy. I guess I got a little too zealous, that's all.
Casey Becker
Look, I am two seconds away from calling the police!
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) - They'll never make it in time. We're out in the middle of nowhere.
Stuart
They'll never make it in time. We're out in the middle of nowhere.
Stuart
As if. That's all I'm saying...as if.
Stuart
As if. That's all I'm saying, as if.
Randy Meeks
Oh, really, Alicia?
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) - (to Sidney) - Looks like you fingered the wrong guy...again.
Stuart
(to Sidney) Looks like you fingered the wrong guy, again.
Stuart
So what are you saying is...that I killed her?
Stuart
So what are you saying is, that I killed her?
Randy Meeks
It certainly would improve your high school "Q"
Randy Meeks
It certainly would improve your high school 'Q'.
Tatum Riley
Stu was with me last night, okay?
Stuart
Yeah, I was.
Randy Meeks
Was that before or after he sliced and diced?!
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) (to Casey) - Can you handle that...Blondie?!
Stuart
(to Casey) Can you handle that. Blondie?!
Stuart
I wanna see breasts. I wanna see Jamie Lee's breasts. When do we see Jamie Lee's breasts?
Randy Meeks
Breasts? Not until "Trading Places" in '83. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits.
Randy Meeks
Breasts? Not until 'Trading Places' in '83. Jamie Lee was always a virgin in horror movies. She didn't show her tits 'til she went legits.
Casey Becker
Who's there?
Stuart
(OR BILLY?) - You should never say "who's there?" Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out here to investigate a strange noise or something.
Stuart
You should never say 'who's there?' Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out here to investigate a strange noise or something.
Billy Brubaker
That is unhealthy
Billy Brubaker
That is unhealthy.
Rafkin
I'm sure as hell hope I don't bleed to death. That, would suck.
Rafkin
If you hadn't noticed, I'M A LITTLE BIT OF A FREAK! I come within ten feet of anything dead I go into seizures. I touch somebody, and a whole life full of shit flashes in front of my eyes! Alright? So yeah, I'm depraved. But Cyrus was my friend and he accepted me
Rafkin
If you hadn't noticed, I'm a little bit of a freak! I come within ten feet of anything dead I go into seizures. I touch somebody, and a whole life full of shit flashes in front of my eyes! Alright? So yeah, I'm depraved. But Cyrus was my friend and he accepted me.
Randy Meeks
Never, ever, ever, under any circunstances say : "I'll be right back"; 'cause you won't be back.
Randy Meeks
Never, ever, ever, under any circunstances say, 'I'll be right back', cause you won't be back.
Stuart
I'm getting another beer; you want one ?
Stuart
I'm getting another beer, you want one ?
Randy Meeks
Yeah sure.
Stuart
I'll be right back !!!
Stuart
I'll be right back!