Reese Witherspoon

Reese Witherspoon

  • Highest Rated: 100% Everything Is Copy (2016)
  • Lowest Rated: 7% Hot Pursuit (2015)
  • Birthday: Mar 22, 1976
  • Birthplace: New Orleans, Louisiana
  • As one of the most impressively talented members of the emerging New Hollywood of the early 21st century, Reese Witherspoon has proven that she can do far more than just pose winsomely for the camera. Born March 22, 1976, in Nashville, TN, Witherspoon was a child model and acted in television commercials from the age of seven. She had a part in the 1991 Lifetime cable movie Wildflower before making her 1991 film debut in the coming-of-age story The Man in the Moon (1991). The 14-year-old Witherspoon made an immediate impact on critics and audiences alike, netting widespread praise for her portrayal of a tomboy experiencing love for the first time.While still in high school, Witherspoon completed two more feature films, Jack the Bear (1993), starring Danny De Vito, and Disney's A Far Off Place (1993), which required the actress to spend several months living in the Kalahari Desert. Following a supporting role in the 1993 CBS miniseries Return to Lonesome Dove and a lead in the critically disembowelled S.F.W., Witherspoon temporarily set aside her career to study English literature at Stanford University. She then returned to film as the abused girlfriend of a psychotic Mark Wahlberg in the thriller Fear (1996). In the same year, she had to deal with yet another crazed male in Freeway, a satirical version of Little Red Riding Hood in which Witherspoon co-starred with Kiefer Sutherland, who took on the role of the aforementioned crazed male.Her career began to take off in 1998, with roles in two high-profile films. The first, Twilight, saw her sharing the screen with Gene Hackman, Susan Sarandon, and Paul Newman. The film received mixed reviews and lackluster box office, but Pleasantville, her other project that year, proved to be both a critical and financial hit. The actress won wide recognition for her leading role as Tobey Maguire's oversexed sister, and this recognition -- along with critical respect -- increased the following year with another leading role, in Alexander Payne's acclaimed satire Election. Starring opposite Matthew Broderick, Witherspoon won raves for her hilarious, high-strung portrayal of student-council presidential candidate Tracy Flick. The character stood in stark contrast to the one Witherspoon subsequently portrayed in Cruel Intentions, Roger Kumble's delightfully trashy all-teen update of Dangerous Liaisons. As the virginal Annette, Witherspoon was convincing as the object of Ryan Phillippe's reluctant affection, perhaps due in part to her real-life relationship with the actor, whom she married in June 1999.After turning up in an amusing minor role as serial killer Patrick Bateman's burnt-out yuppie girlfriend in American Psycho (2000), Witherspoon again pleased critics and audiences alike with her decidedly Clueless-esque role in 2001's Legally Blonde. Her star turn as a seemingly dimwitted sorority blonde-turned-Harvard law-school-prodigy unexpectedly shot the featherweight comedy to number one, despite such heavy summer contenders as Steven Spielberg's A.I. and the ominously cast heist thriller The Score. The 18-million-dollar film went on to gross nearly 100 million dollars, proving that Witherspoon had finally arrived as a box-office draw.Though she would test out her chops in the Oscar Wilde adaptation The Importance of Being Earnest, Witherspoon's proper follow-up to Legally Blonde came in the form of 2002's Sweet Home Alabama, a culture-clash romantic comedy as embraced by audiences as it was rejected by critics. As with Drew Barrymore before her, Witherspoon used her newfound standing among the Hollywood elite to start her own production company, Type A Films, as well as to up her asking price to the rarefied 15-million-dollar range for the sequel to Legally Blonde. Though Blonde 2 didn't perform quite as well as the first film, the power player/doting mother of two wasted no time in prepping other projects for the screen, taking the lead in 2004's elaborate costume drama Vanity Fair as Beck

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

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Box
Office

Year

86% This Changes Everything Actor 2019
33% Home Again Alice $26.4M 2017
72% Sing Rosita $270.4M 2016
100% Everything Is Copy Actor 2016
7% Hot Pursuit Cooper $26.9M 2015
73% Inherent Vice Deputy D.A. Penny Kimball $6.2M 2015
89% Wild Cheryl Producer $24.7M 2014
87% Gone Girl Producer 2014
24% Devil's Knot Pam Hobbs $0.2M 2014
97% Mud Juniper $21.6M 2013
26% This Means War Lauren $54.8M 2012
60% Water for Elephants Marlena $58.8M 2011
32% How Do You Know Lisa $30.3M 2010
No Score Yet Monsters Vs. Aliens: Mutant Pumpkins From Outer Space Actor 2009
73% Monsters vs. Aliens Susan Murphy/Ginormica $198.4M 2009
24% Four Christmases Producer Kate $120.2M 2008
No Score Yet Legally Blondes Producer 2008
47% Rendition Isabella El-Ibrahimi $9.7M 2007
87% The Last King of Scotland Actor $17.5M 2006
54% Penelope Producer Annie $10.1M 2006
83% Walk the Line June Carter $119.4M 2005
55% Just Like Heaven Elizabeth Masterson $48.3M 2005
51% Vanity Fair Becky Sharp $16.1M 2004
37% Legally Blonde 2 - Red, White & Blonde Executive Producer Elle Woods $89.9M 2003
38% Sweet Home Alabama Melanie $127.3M 2002
57% The Importance of Being Earnest Cecily 2002
56% The Party's Over Actor 2001
69% Legally Blonde Elle Woods $95.1M 2001
15% The Trumpet of the Swan Serena 2001
22% Little Nicky Holly $38.6M 2000
68% American Psycho Evelyn Williams 2000
43% Best Laid Plans Lissa 1999
92% Election Tracy Flick 1999
54% Cruel Intentions Annette Hargrove 1999
85% Pleasantville Jennifer Wagner/Mary Sue Parker 1998
60% Twilight Mel Ames 1998
43% Overnight Delivery Ivy Miller 1998
77% Freeway Vanessa 1996
44% Fear Nicole Walker 1996
12% S.F.W. Wendy 1994
29% Jack the Bear Karen Morris 1993
45% A Far Off Place Nonnie Parker 1993
No Score Yet Desperate Choices: To Save My Child Cassie 1992
No Score Yet Wildflower Ellie Perkins 1991
90% The Man in the Moon Dani Trant 1991

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

64% The Morning Show
2019
Bradley Jackson Executive Producer
  • 2019
90% Big Little Lies
2017
Madeline Martha Mackenzie Executive Producer
  • 2019
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Graham Norton Show
2007
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2017
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2008
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2018
No Score Yet The Late Late Show With James Corden
2015
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2018
  • 2017
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  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2012
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  • 2003
No Score Yet Close Up With the Hollywood Reporter
2015
Panelist
  • 2017
41% Chelsea
2016-2017
Guest Appearing
  • 2017
  • 2016
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2015
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Trevor Noah
2015
Guest
  • 2016
26% Best Time Ever With Neil Patrick Harris
2015
Guest
  • 2015
63% The Muppets
2015-2016
Herself
  • 2015
No Score Yet Variety Studio: Actors on Actors
2015
Guest
  • 2015
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2012
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Guest
  • 2015
  • 2001
No Score Yet 60 Minutes
1999
Appearing
  • 2014
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2012
No Score Yet CBS This Morning
2012
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet MTV First
2011-2014
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest
  • 2012
  • 2010
  • 2009
72% American Idol
2002-2016
Appearing
  • 2008
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2004
  • 2003
  • 2002
  • 2001
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice
  • 2002
No Score Yet King of the Hill
1997-2010
Voice
  • 2000
No Score Yet Truth Be Told
2019
Executive Producer

QUOTES FROM Reese Witherspoon CHARACTERS

Cheryl
What if I forgave myself? I thought. What if I forgave myself even though I'd done something I shouldn't have? What if I was a liar and a cheat and there was no excuse for what I'd done other than because it was what I wanted and needed to do? What if I was sorry, but if I could go back in time I wouldn't do anything differently than I had done? What if I'd actually wanted to fuck every one of those men? What if heroin taught me something? What if yes was the right answer instead of no? What if what made me do all those things everyone thought I shouldn't have done was what also had got me here? What if I was never redeemed? What if I already was?
Elle Woods
I'm here to speak for those who can't speak for themselves.
Cheryl
There's no way to know what makes one thing happen and not another, what leads to what, what destroys what or causes what to flourish or die or take another course. What if I forgave myself? What if I was sorry, but if I could go back in time, I wouldn't do a single thing differently. What if I'd wanted to sleep with every single one of those men? What if heroin taught me something? What if all those things I did were the things that got me here? What if I was never redeemed? What if I already was?
Cheryl
Should I stay or should I go?
June Carter
If ya'll sit down, squat down or lie down but make yourselves at home because here's the one and only, Mr. Johnny Cash!
Pearl Smooter
Your daddy... Lord, but I was a fool for that man. I couldn't even put one foot in front of the other. I just kept thinkin', "Oh, preacher, hurry up before he changes his mind!" Now that man makes me so crazy sometimes I could wring his neck!
Melanie Carmichael
You still love him, though.
Pearl Smooter
God knows I do. And only He knows why.
Wade
(breaking up Melanie and Jake's kiss in the rain) What the hell are you two tryin' to do... get yourselves killed?
Melanie Carmichael
What seems to be the trouble, officer?
Wade
I'm here to bring you in, young lady!
Jake Perry
What did she do this time?
Wade
Well, the way I hear it... seems like she run out on a perfectly good cake!
June Carter
You walked all the way from Nashville?
Johnny Cash
Yeah, well, walkin' is good for you...
June Carter
It burns. It burns.
Kate
Cassie! That marker in your mouth, I peed on it!
Melanie Carmichael
(about Bryant the dog as he jumps in the water) Can he swim?
Melanie Carmichael
Can he swim?
Jake Perry
Doesn't look like it?
Melanie Carmichael
(on her cell phone while driving) I can't, I'm in Alabama.
Melanie Carmichael
I can't, I'm in Alabama.
Tabatha
(in New York) Oh... my god.
Tabatha
Oh my god.
Juniper
Why are you helpin' us?
Ellis
Because both of you love each other.
Brooke Taylor Windham
You're an angel.
Elle Woods
So how are you? Are you all right? You look so... orange.
Elle Woods
So how are you? Are you all right? You look so orange.
Brooke Taylor Windham
I'm just glad that it's you and not Callahan
Elle Woods
He means well. He's very brilliant.
Brooke Taylor Windham
He better be, for what I'm paying for him.
Juniper
Why are you helping us?
Ellis
Because both of you love each other.
Johnny Cash
Tell me you don't love me.
June Carter
I don't love you.
Johnny Cash
You're a liar...
Johnny Cash
You're a liar.
June Carter
I guess you ain't got no problems then.
Jake Perry
Whatcha wanna be married to me for?
Melanie Carmichael
So I can kiss you anytime I want.
Melanie Carmichael
Why don't you just go to a gay bar?!
Melanie Carmichael
Why don't you just go to a gay bar?
Nicole Walker
Everybody says one thing and then does another.
David McCall
Just you and me Nicole, nobody else.
Nicole Walker
Nobody else [kisses David back]
Nicole Walker
Nobody else.
David McCall
Do you want me?
Nicole Walker
Yes.
David McCall
Tell me, tell me you want me.
Nicole Walker
I want you David.
David McCall
Yeah?
Nicole Walker
[nods her head] David?
Nicole Walker
David?
Nicole Walker
I love you.
Nicole Walker
Isn't this the car they stopped making 'cause it, I don't know, blows up or something?
David McCall
Guess that's why I got her.
Nicole Walker
Isn't this the car they stopped making 'cause it, I don't know, blows up or something?
David McCall
Guess that's why I got her.
Nicole Walker
My dad hates him, that's for sure.
Margo Masse
Well that means that he knows you're sleeping together, you know it's that usual weirdo jealousy trip.
Nicole Walker
How could he possibly know we were sleeping together?
Margo Masse
Caught ya, ya hoe! You never told me you were screwing him! You'll always remember your first, not your second, not your third, just your first.
David McCall
You're not dancing.
Nicole Walker
I know.
Jake Perry
Holy shit, what happened to the stove? Oh and where are some little magnets I had over here huh? What the hell is this? Chick food?
Melanie Carmichael
Light beer. Less calories. I've tried to pick out a new bed but have you ever been to the Sit and Sleep lately? Yuck. I suppose I'll just have to order somethin' from New York
Jake Perry
Whatever blows your dress up, darlin'. You go right ahead and spent your money.
Melanie Carmichael
Oh but, darlin', I thought you said we should think of it as our money? Just a guess, but I'm thinkin' the words "joint checkin'" are flashin' into your head right now?
Jake Perry
How much did you take?
Melanie Carmichael
All of it!
Jake Perry
Son of a bitch!
Melanie Carmichael
Hi honey! Lookin' good! How's the family?
Jake Perry
Cut the shit! Where's my stuff?
Melanie Carmichael
Now what kinda wife would I be if I didn't pick up after my husband?
Jake Perry
The kind that don't live here! Now I'm gonna ask you one last time, where is the hide-a-key?
Melanie Carmichael
I had the sweetest talk with Wade's mama's about her tractor.
Jake Perry
Nice to see you got your accent back
Melanie Carmichael
Oh, I stubbled across a few things today.
Jake Perry
C'mon, I wanna show you somethin'.
Melanie Carmichael
I can't
Jake Perry
Can't? Or won't?
Melanie Carmichael
Both
Jake Perry
The girl I knew used to be fearless.
Melanie Carmichael
The girl you knew didn't have a life
Melanie Carmichael
The girl you knew didn't have a life.
Jake Perry
Guess you better get on with it then.
Lurlynn
You know he went up there?
Melanie Carmichael
Who? Jake?
Lurlynn
I'm not supposed to know but Clinton let it slip once.
Melanie Carmichael
When?
Lurlynn
About a year after you left. He told Clinton he'd never seen anything like it. He knew that it would take more than an apology to get you back. He'd have to conquer the world first. He's been tryin' ever since
Lurlynn
About a year after you left. He told Clinton he'd never seen anything like it. He knew that it would take more than an apology to get you back. He'd have to conquer the world first. He's been tryin' ever since.
Melanie Carmichael
That's why he kept sendin' the papers back
Melanie Carmichael
That's why he kept sendin' the papers back.
Jennifer/Mary Sue
I'm all pasty.
Annette Hargrove
How can someone so charming be so manipulative?
Annette Hargrove
People shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love.
Sebastian Valmont
I read your manifesto.
Annette Hargrove
You did?
Sebastian Valmont
Yes. I must say, I found it rather... appalling.
Annette Hargrove
That's a first. Most people praise me for it.
Sebastian Valmont
Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you've never experienced?
Annette Hargrove
I wasn't criticizing. I just think people shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love and I just don't think people our age are mature enough to experience those kinds of emotions.
Sebastian Valmont
Are you a lesbian?
Annette Hargrove
No...
Sebastian Valmont
I didn't mean to offend you. I just picked up on a little bit of that lesbian vibe.
Elle Woods
Is that low-viscosity rayon? With a half-loop top stitching on the hem?
Boutique Saleswoman
Of course. It's one of a kind.
Elle Woods
It's impossible to use a half-loop stitching on low-viscosity rayon. It would snag the fabric. And you didn't just get it in - I saw it in the June Vogue a year ago. So if you're trying to sell it to me for full price, you've picked the wrong girl.
Elle Woods
That's great, Paulette. Is that the only interaction you two have ever had?
Paulette Bonafonte
No! Sometimes I say "okay" instead of "fine."
Paulette Bonafonte
No! Sometimes I say 'okay' instead of 'fine.'
Elle Woods
I don't need back-ups. I'm going to Harvard.
CULA Advisor
Well then, you'll need excellent recommendations from your professors.
Elle Woods
Okay.
CULA Advisor
And a heck of an admissions essay.
Elle Woods
Right.
CULA Advisor
And at least a 175 on your LSATs.
Elle Woods
I once had to judge a tighty-whitey contest for Lambda Kappa Pi. Trust me, I can handle anything.
Elle Woods
Excuse me. [turns around and slaps David] Why didn't you call me? We spent a beautiful night together and I haven't heard from you since.
Dorky David
[pause] I'm sorry?
Elle Woods
Sorry for what? For breaking my heart, or for giving me the greatest pleasure I've ever known and just taking it away?
Dorky David
Both?
Elle Woods
Well, forget it. I've spent too much time crying over you.
Freshman Girl
[after Elle has walked off] So, when did you wanna go out?
Elle Woods
This is what I need to become.
Old Lady at Manicurist
What? Practically deformed?
Elle Woods
No, a law student.
Elle Woods
Warner, what kind of shoes are these?
Warner Huntington III
Umm... black ones.
Elle's Mother
Honey, you were First Runner-Up at the "Miss Hawaiian Tropics" contest. Why are you going to throw that all away?
Elle Woods
Going to Harvard is the only way I'm going to get the love of my life back.
Elle's Father
Oh, sweetheart, you don't need law school. Law school is for people who are boring and ugly and serious. And you, button, are none of those things.
Elle Woods
Did you see him? He's probably still scratching his head.
Paulette Bonafonte
Yeah, which must be a nice vacation for his balls.
Elle Woods
I just don't think that Brooke could've done this. Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don't shoot their husbands, they just don't.
Warner Huntington III
[sees Elle in her Bunny costume] Hey well don't you look like a walking felony.
Elle Woods
Thanks, you're so sweet.
Warner Huntington III
How was your first class?
Elle Woods
Oh, it was okay, except for this horrible preppy girl who tried to make me look bad in front of the professor, but no biggie.
Vivian Kensington
Nice outfit.
Elle Woods
Oh, I like your outfit too, except when I dress up as a frigid bitch, I try not to look so constipated.
Warner Huntington III
You got into Harvard Law?
Elle Woods
What? Like, it's hard?
Elle Woods
Here it is!
Professor Callahan
It's pink...
Elle Woods
Oh! And it's scented! I think it gives it a little something extra, don't you think? Ok, well, see you next class!
Elle Woods
Hi. I'm Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We're both Gemini vegetarians.
Elle Woods
You're breaking up with me because I'm too... blonde?
Warner Huntington III
Well, no. That's not entirely true...
Elle Woods
Then what? My boobs are too big?
Elle Woods
[Elle is cross-examining Chutney Windham] Ms. Windham, what had you done earlier that day?
Chutney
I got up. Got a latte. Went to the gym. Got a perm and came home.
Elle Woods
Where you got in the shower?
Marina R. Bickford
I believe the witness has made it clear that she was in the shower. [Courtroom audience laughs]
Elle Woods
Yes, your Honor.
Elle Woods
[a sudden brainstorm comes over Elle] Ms. Windham, had you ever gotten a perm before?
Chutney
Yes.
Chutney
Two a year since I was 12. You do the math.
Elle Woods
You know, a girl in my sorority, Tracy Marcinco got a perm once. We all tried to talk her out of it. Curls weren't a good look for her. She didn't have your bone structure, but thankfully that same day she entered the Pheta Delta Phi wet t-shirt contest where she was completely hosed to down from head to toe...
DA Joyce Rafferty
Objection, why is this relevant?
Elle Woods
I have a point, I promise.
Marina R. Bickford
Then make it.
Elle Woods
Chutney, why is it Tracy Marcinco's curls were ruined when she got hosed down?
Chutney
Because they got wet.
Elle Woods
Exactly. Because isn't the first cardinal rule of perm maintenance that you're forbidden to wet your hair for at least 24 hours after getting a perm at the risk of deactivating the immonium thygocolate?
Elle Woods
And wouldn't somebody who had, say, 30 perms before in their life be well aware of this rule, and if in fact you weren't washing your hair as I suspect you weren't because your curls are still intact, wouldn't you have heard the gunshot, and if in fact you had heard the gunshot Brooke Windham wouldn't have had time to hide the gun before you got downstairs. Which means you would have had to found Brooke Windham with a gun in her hand to make your story plausible, isn't that right?
Chutney
She's my age! Did she tell you that? How would you feel if your father married someone who was your age?
Elle Woods
You, however, Chutney had time to hide the gun after you shot your father.
Chutney
[Chutney is in tears] I didn't mean to shoot him! [points at Brooke] I thought it was YOU walking through the door! [Courtroom audience gasps]
Elle Woods
Oh my God.
Marina R. Bickford
Oh my God.
Brooke Taylor Windham
Oh my God.
Marina R. Bickford
Balliff, take the witness into custody, where she will be charged for the murder of Joseph Windham. Case dismissed. Mrs. Windham, you're free to go.
Brooke Taylor Windham
Thank you, your honor.
Elle Woods
I don't think I've been this excited since Gucci became a publicly traded company!
Elle Woods
Hi everyone!
Timothy McGinn
Look, it's Capitol Barbie.
Reena Giuliani
She's so shiny.
Elle Woods
So speak up, America. Speak up for the home of the brave. Speak up for the land of the free gift with purchase. Speak up, America!
Elle Woods
Oh, Bruiser! Your mother lives at the top secret VERSACE think-tank. I told you they had one.
Stanford Marks
You're the girl with the perfumed poo-poo bags, aren't you?
Elle Woods
Actually I'm the woman with the scented waste receptacles, but yes.
Cecily Cardew
But I don't like German. It isn't at all a becoming language. I know perfectly well, I look quit plain after my German lesson.
Susan Murphy/Ginormica
I can't fight that thing! I never... I can't even... [gasping] I'm hyperventilating... Does anybody have a giant paper bag?
Melanie Carmichael
And, don't even pretend like you missed me
Melanie Carmichael
And, don't even pretend like you missed me.
Jake Perry
Oh, I missed you, all right. But, at this range, my aim is bound to improve
Jake Perry
Oh, I missed you, all right. But, at this range, my aim is bound to improve.
Elle Woods
[some guy does the whee whoo wistle] I object!
Isabella El-Ibrahimi
You have my husband, just tell me his OK.
Isabella El-Ibrahimi
You have my husband, just tell me he is okay.
Lauren
FDR has these tiny, like, girl hands. Like little T-Rex hands.
Trish
Eeww gross that means he's got a mike and ike for a penis.
FDR Foster
[to Tuck] you know that's not true.
Tuck
[Laughs]
Lauren
You have the emotional intelligence of a fifteen years old boy!
Derek Dietl
Wow, you're...glowing....
Susan Murphy/Ginormica
Thank You!
Derek Dietl
No Susan, you're like really glowing...YOU'RE GREEN!
Susan Murphy/Ginormica
(looks at hand)
Susan Murphy/Ginormica
[looks at hand]
Susan Murphy/Ginormica
(GASP) Oh No! (GROAN) Derek!
Susan Murphy/Ginormica
[GASP] Oh No! [GROAN] Derek!
Lauren
What do you do when you don't know what to do?
Sebastian Valmont
Who are you to criticize something you've never experienced?
Annette Hargrove
I wasn't criticizing anything. It's just my belief that people shouldn't experience the act of love until they are in love. And I just don't think people our age are mature enough to experience such kind of emotion.
Sebastian Valmont
Are you a lesbian?
Sebastian Valmont
So, what are you doing in your room?
Annette Hargrove
Reading.
Sebastian Valmont
Anything interesting?
FDR Foster
I don't think it heated up fast enough. Like something was wrong with the motor, maybe the spark was dead.
Lauren
Actually sir, there's nothing wrong with the spark. Some people think grills just burst into flames at the slightest touch. It doesn't work like that.
Elle Woods
Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed!
Evelyn Williams
Where are you going?
Patrick Bateman
I am just leaving.
Evelyn Williams
But where?
Patrick Bateman
I have to return some videotapes.
Elizabeth
I'm a doctor...
David
I'm a doctor!
FDR Foster
(snore)
FDR Foster
[snore]
Lauren
Really?!
Lauren
I think I'm going to Hell.
Trish
No you're not, but if you are, I'll be there to pick you up.
Lauren
I think I'm going to Hell.
Elle Woods
Just bend and--snap!
Marlena
Where were you when I was seventeen?
Mayor Katherine Hennings
Why don't you go back to your doublewide and fry somethin'.
Melanie Carmichael
(hitting Kate) Nobody talks to my momma like that?.
Melanie Carmichael
[hitting Kate] Nobody talks to my momma like that?
Melanie Carmichael
Like I could tip a cow BY MYSELF.
Melanie Carmichael
Like I could tip a cow... by myself!
Jake Perry
Can I help you?.
Jake Perry
Can I help you?
Melanie Carmichael
Well, for starters, you can get your stubbon ass down here and give me a divorce.
Jake Perry
You're shittin' me, right?.
Jake Perry
You're shittin' me, right?
Melanie Carmichael
I never really understood that expression, but, no, I am not *shitting* you.
June Carter
It burns. It burns.
June Carter
Ya'll can't walk no line?.
June Carter
Y'all can't walk no line!
Melanie Carmichael
You have a baby...in a bar...!
Melanie Carmichael
Look at you, you have a baby... In a bar.
Lisa
Never drink to feel better; drink to feel even better.