Steve Buscemi

Steve Buscemi

  • Highest Rated: 96% The Death of Stalin (2018)
  • Lowest Rated: 0% The Ridiculous 6 (2015)
  • Birthday: Dec 13, 1957
  • Birthplace: Brooklyn, New York, USA
  • One of the most important character actors of the 1990s, Steve Buscemi is unmatched in his ability to combine lowlife posturing with weasely charisma. Although active in the cinema since the mid-'80s, it was not until Quentin Tarantino cast Buscemi as Mr. Pink in the 1992 Reservoir Dogs that the actor became known to most audience members. He would subsequently appear to great effect in other Tarantino films, as well as those of the Coen Brothers, where his attributes blended perfectly into the off-kilter landscape.Born in Brooklyn, New York, on December 13, 1957, Buscemi was raised on Long Island. He gained an interest in acting while a senior in high school, but he had no idea of how to pursue a professional career in the field. Working as a fireman for four years, he began to perform stand-up comedy, but he eventually realized that he wanted to do more dramatic theatrical work. After moving to Manhattan's East Village, he studied drama at the Lee Strasberg Institute, and he also began writing and performing skits in various parts of the city. His talents were eventually noticed by filmmaker Bill Sherwood, who was casting his film Parting Glances. The 1986 drama was one of the first feature films to be made about AIDS (Sherwood himself died from AIDS in 1990), and it starred Buscemi as Nick, a sardonic rock singer suffering from the disease. The film, which was a critical success on the independent circuit, essentially began Buscemi's career as a respected independent actor.Buscemi's resume was given a further boost that same year by his recurring role as a serial killer on the popular TV drama L.A. Law; he subsequently began finding steady work in such films as New York Stories and Mystery Train (both 1989). In 1990, he had another career breakthrough with his role in Miller's Crossing, which began his longtime collaboration with the Coen brothers. The Coens went on to cast Buscemi in nearly all of their films, featuring him to particularly memorable effect in Barton Fink (1991), in which he played a bell boy; Fargo (1996), which featured him as an ill-fated kidnapper; and The Big Lebowski (1998), which saw him portray a laid-back ex-surfer. Although Buscemi has done his best work outside of the mainstream, turning in other sterling performances in Alexandre Rockwell's In the Soup (1992) and Tom Di Cillo's Living in Oblivion (1995), he has occasionally appeared in such Hollywood megaplex fare as Con Air (1997), Armageddon (1998), Big Daddy (1999), and 28 Days (2000), the last of which cast him against type as Sandra Bullock's rehab counselor. Back in indieville, Buscemi would next utilize his homely persona in a more sympathetic manner as a soulful loner with a penchant for collecting old records in director Terry Zwigoff's (Crumb) Ghost World. Despite all indicators pointing to mainstream prolifieration in the new millennium, Buscemi continued to display his dedication to independent film projects with roles in such efforts as Alaxandre Rockwell's 13 Moons and Peter Mattei's Love in the Time of Money (both 2002). Of course there are exceptions to every rule, and Buscemi's memorable appearances in such big budget efforts as Mr Deeds and both Spy Kids 2 and Spy Kids 3-D: Game Over served to remind audiences that Buscemi was still indeed at the top of his game, perhaps now more than ever. In 1996, Buscemi made his screenwriting and directorial debut with Trees Lounge, a well-received comedy drama in which he played a down-on-his-luck auto mechanic shuffling through life on Long Island. He followed up his directorial debut in 2000 with Animal Factory, a subdued prison drama starring Edward Furlong as a young inmate who finds protection from his fellow prisoners in the form of an older convict (Willem Dafoe). Moving to the small screen, Buscemi would next helm an episode of the acclaimed HBO mob drama The Sopranos. Called Pine Barrens, the episode instantly became a fan-favorite.In 2004, Buscemi stepped in front of the camera o

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

56% The Dead Don't Die Farmer Miller 2019
62% Hotel Transylvania 3: Summer Vacation Wayne 2018
86% Nancy Leo 2018
91% Lean on Pete Del 2018
96% The Death of Stalin Nikita Khrushchev 2018
27% The Week Of Actor 2018
15% Transformers: The Last Knight Daytrader $130.2M 2017
89% Norman (Norman: The Moderate Rise and Tragic Fall of a New York Fixer) Rabbi Blumenthal $3.9M 2017
52% The Boss Baby Francis Francis $175M 2017
56% Hotel Transylvania 2 Wayne 2015
80% Time Out Of Mind Building Manager 2015
9% The Cobbler Jimmy 2015
0% The Ridiculous 6 Doc Griffin 2015
No Score Yet A Good Job: Stories of the FDNY Producer Actor 2014
No Score Yet My Depression Actor 2014
44% Khumba Skalk $91K 2013
7% Grown Ups 2 Wiley $127.5M 2013
80% Monsters University Randy $260.4M 2013
37% The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Anton Marvelton $22.6M 2013
44% Hotel Transylvania Wayne $148.3M 2012
75% Rampart Bill Blago $1M 2012
No Score Yet The Chosen One Neal 2011
79% Blank City Actor 2011
No Score Yet Fight For Your Right Revisited Waiter 2011
10% Grown Ups Wiley $162.1M 2010
76% John Rabe Dr. Robert Wilson $0.2M 2010
81% Handsome Harry Thomas Kelly 2010
23% Saint John of Las Vegas John Executive Producer $72.7K 2010
66% Youth in Revolt George Twisp $15.2M 2010
89% The Messenger Dale Martin $1.1M 2009
22% G-Force Bucky $119.5M 2009
29% Rage Frank 2009
80% I Knew It Was You: Rediscovering John Cazale Actor 2009
39% Igor Scamper $19.5M 2008
89% Joe Strummer: The Future Is Unwritten Actor $0.2M 2007
54% Romance & Cigarettes Angelo $0.4M 2007
82% Delirious Les Galantine 2007
14% I Now Pronounce You Chuck & Larry Clint Fitzer $119.8M 2007
58% Interview Pierre Peders Director Screenwriter $0.3M 2007
87% Paris Je T'aime The Tourist $4.9M 2007
19% I Think I Love My Wife George $12.5M 2007
78% Charlotte's Web Templeton $82.2M 2006
91% ...So Goes the Nation Actor 2006
75% Monster House Nebbercracker $73.7M 2006
36% Art School Confidential Broadway Bob D'Annunzio $3.2M 2006
60% Lonesome Jim Producer Director 2006
40% The Island McCord $35.9M 2005
No Score Yet Champion Actor 2005
No Score Yet Excavating Taylor Mead Narrator 2005
No Score Yet Nobody Wants Your Film Actor 2005
33% Rockets Redglare! Actor 2004
64% Coffee and Cigarettes Waiter $2M 2004
53% Home on the Range Wesley $49.9M 2004
75% Big Fish Norther Winslow $66.3M 2003
45% Spy Kids 3-D - Game Over Romero 2003
36% Double Whammy Jerry Cubbins 2002
18% Love in the Time of Money Martin Kunkle 2002
69% The Grey Zone Abramowics 2002
75% Spy Kids 2: The Island of Lost Dreams Romero 2002
22% Mr. Deeds Crazy Eyes $126.3M 2002
92% The Laramie Project Doc O'Connor 2002
No Score Yet 13 Moons Bananas the Clown 2002
96% Monsters, Inc. Randall Boggs $34.1M 2001
24% Domestic Disturbance Ray Coleman $44.4M 2001
92% Ghost World Seymour $4.7M 2001
45% Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within Neil 2001
82% Animal Factory A.R. Hosspack Director Producer 2000
32% 28 Days Cornell 2000
40% Big Daddy Homeless Guy 1999
62% The Impostors Happy Franks 1999
38% Armageddon Rockhound 1998
No Score Yet Double Date Night: The Big Lebowski Actor 1998
82% The Big Lebowski Donny 1998
34% The Real Blonde Nick 1998
68% The Wedding Singer David 1998
50% Ed and His Dead Mother Ed Chilton 1997
55% Con Air Garland Greene 1997
80% Divine Trash Actor 1997
81% Trees Lounge Screenwriter Tommy Director 1996
No Score Yet Somebody to Love Mickey 1996
63% Kansas City Johnny Flynn 1996
52% John Carpenter's Escape from L.A. Map to the Stars Eddie 1996
93% Fargo Carl Showalter 1996
33% Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead Mister Shhh 1995
No Score Yet The Immortals Actor 1995
61% Desperado Buscemi 1995
88% Living in Oblivion Nick Reve 1995
40% Billy Madison Danny McGrath 1995
No Score Yet The Search for One-Eyed Jimmy Ed Hoyt 1994
92% Pulp Fiction Surly Buddy Holly Waiter 1994
No Score Yet Me and the Mob Conspiracy Nut (uncredited) 1994
No Score Yet The Last Outlaw Philo 1994
21% Airheads Rex 1994
19% Even Cowgirls Get the Blues Actor 1994
56% The Hudsucker Proxy Beatnik Barman 1994
67% Floundering Ned 1994
33% Rising Sun Willy `The Weasel' Wilhelm 1993
75% Twenty Bucks Frank 1993
No Score Yet Trusting Beatrice Danny 1993
No Score Yet Crisscross Louis 1992
91% Reservoir Dogs Mr. Pink 1992
92% In the Soup Aldolpho Rollo 1992
38% Billy Bathgate Irving 1991
90% Barton Fink Chet 1991
33% Zandalee OPP Man 1991
71% King of New York Test Tube 1990
91% Miller's Crossing Mink 1990
90% The Grifters Kaggs 1990
39% Tales from the Darkside: The Movie Bellingham 1990
88% Mystery Train Charlie 1989
No Score Yet Bloodhounds of Broadway Whining Willie 1989
13% Slaves of New York Wilfredo 1989
75% New York Stories Gregory Stark $10.8M 1989
No Score Yet Borders Actor 1989
No Score Yet Heart of Midnight Eddy 1988
5% Vibes Fred 1988
No Score Yet Call Me Switch Blade 1988
No Score Yet Kiss Daddy Goodnight Johnny 1988
No Score Yet Heart Nicky Eddie's Manager 1987
No Score Yet No Picnic Actor 1987
86% Parting Glances Nick 1986
No Score Yet The Way It Is Willy 1984

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

74% Miracle Workers
2019
God
  • 2019
No Score Yet The Late Show With Stephen Colbert
2015
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2016
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2014
72% Philip K. Dick's Electric Dreams
2017-2018
Ed
  • 2018
77% Neo Yokio
2017-2018
Voice
  • 2018
  • 2017
No Score Yet SpongeBob SquarePants
1999
Voice
  • 2017
94% Portlandia
2011-2018
Director Marty
  • 2017
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2014
  • 2011
91% Bob's Burgers
2011
Voice
  • 2016
96% Horace and Pete
2016
Pete Wittel
  • 2016
98% Last Week Tonight With John Oliver
2014
Appearing
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Independent Lens
1999
Producer Executive Producer
  • 2014
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2014
No Score Yet Sunday Morning
2011-2018
Appearing
  • 2014
92% Boardwalk Empire
2010-2014
Enoch 'Nucky' Thompson
  • 2014
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2010
85% 30 Rock
2006-2013
Director Len Lenny Wosniak
  • 2012
  • 2009
  • 2007
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2011
No Score Yet Who Do You Think You Are?
2010
Appearing
  • 2011
  • 2010
81% Nurse Jackie
2009-2015
Director
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2009
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Guest
  • 2011
  • 1998
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2010
No Score Yet ER
1994-2009
  • 2008
No Score Yet The Henry Rollins Show
2006-2007
Guest
  • 2007
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice
  • 2007
  • 2003
92% The Sopranos
1999-2007
Director Tony Blundetto
  • 2006
  • 2004
  • 2002
  • 2001
No Score Yet The Daily Show With Jon Stewart
1999-2015
Guest
  • 2003
89% Oz
1997-2003
Director
  • 2001
  • 1999
No Score Yet The Drew Carey Show
1995-2004
Bobby Marchetti
  • 1998
91% Homicide: Life on the Street
1993-1999
Director Gordon Pratt
  • 1998
  • 1996
  • 1995
No Score Yet The Adventures of Pete & Pete
1993-1996
  • 1994
82% Tales from the Crypt
1989-1996
Guest
  • 1993
No Score Yet Mad About You
1992-1999
Howie Balinger
  • 1992
No Score Yet Lonesome Dove
1989
Luke
  • 1989
No Score Yet Miami Vice
1984-1990
Rickles
  • 1986

QUOTES FROM Steve Buscemi CHARACTERS

Rockhound
Hey, guys, remember: we`re, we`re heroes now. So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid... . Let`s keep that under wraps, all right !
Rockhound
Hey, guys, remember: we're, we're heroes now. So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid. Let`s keep that under wraps, all right!
Skalk
Nice knowing you.
Jimmy
please kill me
Jimmy
Please kill me.
Rockhound
This is so much fun, it`s freaky !
Rockhound
Wow, this is a goddamn Greek tragedy.
Max Lennert
Something`s wrong.
Rockhound
Yeah, it`s all wrong, man. We shouldn`t even be up here.
Rockhound
God, I hate knowing everything.
Rockhound
This place is like Dr. Seuss`s worst nightmare !
Rockhound
This place is like Dr. Seuss`s worst nightmare!
Enid
You know what my number one fantasy used to be?
Seymour
What?
Enid
I used to think about one day, just not telling anyone, and going off to some random place. And I'd just... disappear, and they'd never see me again.
Seymour
People still hate each other. I guess they just know how to hide it better.
Pierre Peders
She's more famous for who she sleeps with than anything else. And for her fluctuating tit size.
Romero
Do you think that God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he has created?
Ed Bloom (Young)
And now what are you doin'?
Norther Winslow
I'm robbin' this place!
Donny
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Walter Sobchak
Shut the fuck up, Donny!
Randy
I can tell we're gonna be the best chums, Mike!
Rockhound
"Hey, guys, remember: We're - We're heroes now. So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid - Let's keep that under wraps all right ?
Rockhound
Hey, guys, remember, we're, we're heroes now. So that incident with me and the gun on the asteroid? Let's keep that under wraps all right.
Randall Boggs
If I don't see a door in my station in 5 seconds I will personally put you through the shredder!
Fungus
Ahhhhhhh!
Rockhound
"This is so much fun, it's freaky."
Rockhound
This is so much fun, it's freaky.
Mr. Townsend
Do you know what's most important to me? Do you?
John
No sir.
Mr. Townsend
Family, family is the most important thing. Don't you think?
John
Sure.
Mr. Townsend
Do you have a family?
John
No.
Mr. Townsend
Then why did you agree with me?
Rockhound
"It's a god damm Greek tragedy !"
Rockhound
It's a god damn Greek tragedy!
Rockhound
"We are staying or going, staying or going. Come on, pick up your minds !"
Rockhound
We are staying or going, staying or going. Come on, pick up your minds!
Randy
That's the last time I loose to you, Sullivan.
Randy
That's the last time I lose to you, Sullivan.
Wayne
What? Now there's no sheep in the road. Let's go.
Murray
That was pretty sick, man.
Wayne
You eat lamb chops, it's the same thing.
Randy
Hi, i'm Randall Boggs, and i know we'll be besties.
Randy
Sullivan, i'll never let you beat me ever again!
Randy
Hi, i'm Randall Boggs, and i know we'll be besties
Randy
Hi, i'm Randall Boggs, and i know we'll be besties.
The Dude
Yeah man. it really tied the room together.
Donny
what tied the room together dude?
Donny
What tied the room together dude?
The Dude
My rug.
Walter Sobchak
were you listening to the dude's story donny? were you listening to the dude's story?
Walter Sobchak
Were you listening to the Dude's story, Donny?
Donny
I was bowling.
Walter Sobchak
So then you have no frame f reference here Donny, you're like a child who wonders in the middle of movie.
Walter Sobchak
So then you have no frame of reference here, Donny, You're like a child who wonders in the middle of movie.
The Dude
She probably kidnapped herself.
Donny
What do you mean dude?
The Dude
Rug Peers did not do this. look at it. A young trophy wife, marries this guy for his money, she figures he hasn't given her enough, she owes money all over town,
Walter Sobchak
That fuckin bitch.
John
If my luck comes back, it would be foolish not to be ready for it.
John
I used to have lots of luck. The bad part was none of it was good.
Burt Wonderstone
I'm Burt Wonderstone!
Anton Marvelton
And I'm Anton Marvelton!
Burt Wonderstone
But, of course, you already knew that...
Burt Wonderstone
But, of course, you already knew that.
Mike Wazowski
I'm a collage student!
Mike Wazowski
I'm a college student!
Randy
I'm officially a college student!
Randy
I'm officially a college student!
Murph
Hey look, Deeds is hanging out with John McEnroe.
Crazy Eyes
I love The Beach Boys.
Crazy Eyes
Time heals all things...except these crazy eyes.
Crazy Eyes
Time heals all things. Except these crazy eyes.
Crazy Eyes
I wasn't talking to you, Deeds. I was talking to that squirrel over there.
Longfellow Deeds
How you doin', pal? I got your pizza for you, just the way you like it.
Crazy Eyes
Oh, yes. French Fries and Oreos, you know me all too well, Deeds.
Crazy Eyes
I watch the stock market channel all the time - I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun... he can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me.
Crazy Eyes
I watch the stock market channel all the time. I just watch because I suspect that anchor man of being an evil leprechaun. He can bullshit everybody else, but he ain't fooling me.
Tommy
Everybody's fucked up. But nobody wants anyone else to know they're fucked up. But everyone already knows they are anyway.
Donny
Are these the Nazis ,Walter ?
Donny
Are these the Nazis, Walter ?
Walter Sobchak
No Donny , these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Walter Sobchak
No Donny, these men are nihilists. There's nothing to be afraid of.
Mr. Brown
Let me tell you what "Like a Virgin" is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega
No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive...
Mr. Brown
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.
Joe Cabot
Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...
Mr. Brown
"Like a Virgin" is not about this sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.
Mr. Orange/Freddy
Which one is "True Blue"?
Nice Guy Eddie
"True Blue" was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue".
Mr. Orange/Freddy
Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.
Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega
Personally, I can do without her.
Mr. Blue
I like her early stuff. You know, "Lucky Star", "Borderline" - but once she got into her "Papa Don't Preach" phase, I don't know, I tuned out.
Mr. Brown
Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?
Joe Cabot
Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?
Mr. White/Larry
What's that?
Joe Cabot
I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?
Mr. Brown
What the fuck was I talking about?
Mr. Pink
You said "True Blue" was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that "Like a Virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks.
Mr. Brown
Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue
How many dicks is that?
Mr. White/Larry
A lot.
Mr. Brown
Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in "The Great Escape", he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.
Joe Cabot
Chew? Toby Chew?
Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega
It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence - "Like a Virgin".
Joe Cabot
Wong?
Chet
Everything seems to be in order, everything seems to be in order.
Gaear Grimsrud
You'll take care of it. Boy, you a smooth smooth, you know.
Carl Showalter
Whoa, Daddy.
Carl Showalter
You should see the over guy!
Tom Reagan
What's goin' on between you and Bernie?
Mink
Nothin', Tom. We're just friends--you know, amigos.
Tom Reagan
You're a fickle boy, Mink. If the Dane found out you had another "amigo"--well, I don't peg him for the understanding type.
Tom Reagan
You're a fickle boy, Mink. If the Dane found out you had another 'amigo'--well, I don't peg him for the understanding type.
Donny
What's a pederast, Walter?
Walter Sobchak
Shut the fuck up, Donny.
Rex
[to Pip] Get in the van, dingus.
Gregory Stark
Today I just felt even and I don't like it.
Tommy
You're an asshole. You're even a bigger asshole than me, and if you don't know it then you're an even bigger asshole than THAT.
Ed Chilton
I don't think a Studabaker is on the same level as Mother.
Mr. Pink
Do they have a sheet on you where you're from?
Mr. White/Larry
Yeah
Mr. White/Larry
Yeah.
Mr. Brown
Well that's that then man. I mean Jesus Christ, I was worried about mugshot possibilities as it was. Now he knows A. Your name, B. What you look like, C. Where you're from and D. What your specialty is.
Mr. Pink
Look, Mr. White...
Mr. White/Larry
Enough of this Mr. White shit!
Jerry Lundegaard
I'm, uh, Jerry Lundegaard.
Carl Showalter
You're Jerry Lundegaard?
Jerry Lundegaard
Ya. Shep Proudfoot said...
Carl Showalter
Shep said you'd be here at 7:30. What gives, man?
Jerry Lundegaard
Shep said 8:30.
Carl Showalter
We've been sitting here an hour. He's [motioning to Gaer] peed three times already.
Jerry Lundegaard
I'm sure sorry. Shep told me 8:30. It was a mix-up, I guess.
Dracula
Sheep!
Griffin the Invisible Man
[After driving through the forest] Woo High Five, Don't Leave Me Hangin'!
Dracula
Ahh.. Lots of sheep!
Wayne
I Got This One! [He then leaps out of the car, Then the sound of garbling up is heard as Wayne then returns to the car, burping up wool]
Wayne
[Everyone looks at Wayne after the see a sheep-less road with some disgust] What, Now there's no sheep on the road. Let's Go!
Murray
That was pretty sick man!
Wayne
You Eat Lamb Chops, It's The Same Thing!
Homeless Guy
Yes.. Considering we're in America, I mean if you don't like spaghetti and meatballs, why don't you get the hell out.
Carl Showalter
Would It Kill You To Say Something?
Carl Showalter
Would it kill you to say something?
Gaear Grimsrud
I Did.
Gaear Grimsrud
I did.
Mr. Pink
Yeah she was nice, but she wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue
What's special? Takin' you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie
I'd go over twelve percent for that.
Mr. Pink
I didn't create the situation, I'm just dealing with it!
Mr. Pink
Is it bad?
Mr. White/Larry
....as opposed to good?
Carl Showalter
Would it... kill you to say something? "No." That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's, a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here driving. Doing all the driving, man. The whole fucking way from Brainard driving. Just trying to...chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
Carl Showalter
Would it... kill you to say something? 'No.' That's the first thing you've said in the last four hours. That's, a fountain of conversation, man. That's a geyser. I mean, whoa daddy! Stand back, man. Shit. I'm sitting here driving. Doing all the driving, man. The whole fucking way from Brainard driving. Just trying to...chat, you know. Keep our spirits up, fight the boredom of the road, and you can't say one fucking thing just in the way of conversation. Oh fuck it. I don't have to talk to you either, man. See how you like it. Just total fucking silence. Two can play at that game, smart guy. We'll just see how you like it. Total silence.
Donny
I am the walrus
Donny
I am the walrus.
Seymour
You give them a Big Mac and a pair of Nikes and they're happy. I can't relate to ninety-nine percent of humanity.
Mr. Pink
I don't wanna kill anybody. But if I gotta get out that door, and you're standing in my way, one way or the other, you're gettin' outta my way.
Mr. Pink
Do you know what this is? It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses.
Mr. Brown
[after Joe assigns names] Yeah, yeah, but "Mr. Brown"? That's little too close to "Mr. Shit".
Mr. Brown
[after Joe assigns names] Yeah, yeah, but 'Mr. Brown'? That's little too close to "Mr. Shit".
Mr. Pink
Yeah, "Mr. Pink" sounds like "Mr. Pussy". Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me. I'm Mr. Purple.
Mr. Pink
Yeah, 'Mr. Pink' sounds like 'Mr. Pussy'. Tell you what, let me be Mr. Purple. That sounds good to me. I'm Mr. Purple.
Joe Cabot
You're *not* Mr. Purple. Somebody from another job's Mr. Purple. You're Mr. Pink!
Mr. Pink
I can say I definitely didn't do it because I know what I did or didn't do. But I cannot definitely say that about anybody else, 'cause I don't definitely know.
Walter Sobchak
Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis.
Donny
They were Nazis, Dude?
Walter Sobchak
Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration! Are we gonna split hairs here? Am I wrong?
Ed Bloom (Young)
(in line at the robbery bank) Norther, what are you doin' in here.
Ed Bloom (Young)
[in line at the robbery bank] Norther, what are you doin' in here.
Norther Winslow
I'm robbin' this place.
Donny
I am a walrus
Donny
I am a walrus.
Walter Sobchak
Shut the FUCK up Donny!
Donny
I am the walrus.
Garland Greene
Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash
Garland Greene
Define irony: a bunch of idiots dancing around on a plane to a song made famous by a band that died in a plane crash.
Mr. Pink
"I don't tip, I don't believe in it. She don't make enough money she can quit. I don't tip because society says I have to, I'll tip if someone really puts forth the effort. Tipping automatically is for the birds....She only filled my coffee cup 3 times, I want it filled 6 times."
Mr. Pink
I don't tip, I don't believe in it. She don't make enough money she can quit. I don't tip because society says I have to, I'll tip if someone really puts forth the effort. Tipping automatically is for the birds....She only filled my coffee cup 3 times, I want it filled 6 times.
Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega
"What if she is too busy to fill your coffee cup..."
Mr. Blonde/Vic Vega
What if she is too busy to fill your coffee cup...
Mr. Pink
"Words, "Too Busy," shouldn't be in a waitresses vocabulary."
Mr. Pink
Words, 'Too Busy,' shouldn't be in a waitresses vocabulary.
Mr. Pink
I don`t tip because society says I have to.
Mr. Pink
And why am I Mr. Pink?
Joe Cabot
Because you're a faggot, alright?!
Mr. Pink
Why can't we pick our own colors?
Joe Cabot
No way, no way. I tried it once and it doesn't work. You get four guys, all fighting over who is going to be Mr. Black. But they don't know each other, so no one wants to back down. No way! I pick! You're Mr. Pink. Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow.
Mr. Brown
Yeah, but Mr. Brown, that's a little too close to Mr. Shit.
Mr. Pink
And Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy! How about Mr. Purple? That sounds good to me, I'll be Mr. Purple.
Joe Cabot
You're not Mr. Purple. Some guy on some other job is Mr. Purple! You're Mr. Pink!
Mr. White/Larry
Who cares what your name is?
Mr. Pink
Yeah, that's easy for you to say: you're Mr. White. You have a cool sounding name. Look if it's no big deal for you to be Mr. Pink you wanna trade?
Joe Cabot
Hey, nobody's trading with anybody. This ain't a goddamn city counsel meeting you know. Now listen up Mr. Pink. There is two ways you can go on the job: my way or the highway. Now what's it gonna be Mr. Pink?
Mr. Pink
Jesus Christ Joe, forget about it. It's beneath me you know. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on.
Randall Boggs
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Randall Boggs
[Gulps]
Randall Boggs
[Confronting Sulley and about to push him off the edge of Boo's door] Look at everybody's favorite scarer now, you stupid, pathetic waste! You've been #1 for too long, Sullivan! Now your time is up! And don't worry; I'll take good care of the kid! [Smiles evilly]
Randall Boggs
Nice workin' with ya!
Randall Boggs
Ha ha!
The Dude
They peed on my rug, man!
Walter Sobchak
Fucking Nazis.
Donny
I don't know if they were Nazis, Walter...
Walter Sobchak
Shut the fuck up, Donny. They were threatening castration!
Seymour
Well, I have to admit that things are really starting to look up for me since my life turned to shit.
Garland Greene
He's got the whole world in his hands he's got the whole world in his hands he's got the whole world in his hands he's got the whole world in his hands.
Mr. Pink
“You're acting like a first year fucking theif, I'm acting like a professional!”
Mr. Pink
You're acting like a first year fucking theif - I'm acting like a professional!
Gray Edwards
[the group in a holding cell] Come on, Neil! Think! You're our guy. Get us out of here!
Neil Fleming
Captain, the walls are TITANIUM ALLOY and the bars are PULSONIC LASERS! It's not like I can wave a magic wand and-- [the lazers phase out by themselves]
Gray Edwards
Neil, I'm impressed.
Neil Fleming
That makes two of us!
Aki Ross
This mission was well worth the lives of you and your men.
Jane Proudfoot
Men?
Ryan Whittaker
She thinks you're a man.
Jane Proudfoot
I think she's an idiot.
Neil Fleming
I know you're not a man.
Jane Proudfoot
I think YOU'RE an idiot too.
Donny
I am the Walrus
Donny
I am the walrus.
Rockhound
I'm trying to have some fun before I die!
Rockhound
Just tryin' to have some fun before I die!
Harry S. Stamper
Rockhound! Rockhound
Harry S. Stamper
Rockhound! Rockhound.
Rockhound
out of my way boy!
Rockhound
Out of my way boy!
Harry S. Stamper
(pushes Rockhound off to the ground and pins him) What's the matter with you Rockhound?
Harry S. Stamper
[pushes Rockhound off to the ground and pins him] What's the matter with you Rockhound?
Col. William Sharp
This is insane.
Harry S. Stamper
you lost your mind?
Harry S. Stamper
You lost your mind?
Col. William Sharp
He's got space dimension. Harry, you better watch your man.
Rockhound
(Turns around and back to face psychologist) Ok Cyclops lady is starting to bug me right now.
Rockhound
[turns around and back to face psychologist] Ok Cyclops lady is starting to bug me right now.
Rockhound
(finishes of Rubik's Cube and lets it roll on the table) Piece of cake.
Rockhound
[finishes of Rubik's Cube and let's it roll on the table] Piece of cake.
Rockhound
Woman with large breasts, woman with medium breasts, woman with small breasts, this looks like you...with breasts.
Rockhound
Woman with large breasts, woman with medium breasts, woman with small breasts, this looks like you... with breasts.
Mr. Pink
You kill anybody?
Mr. White/Larry
A few cops.
Mr. Pink
No real people?
Mr. White/Larry
Just cops.
Joe Cabot
You have no idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.
Mr. White
You have no idea what you're talking about. These people bust their ass. This is a hard job.
Mr. Pink
So is working at McDonalds but you don't feel the need to tip them do you? Why not? They're serving you food but no society says "no", don't tip these guys over there but tip these guys over here. Thats bullshit
Mr. Pink
So is working at McDonalds but you don't feel the need to tip them do you? Why not? They're serving you food but no society says 'no', don't tip these guys over there but tip these guys over here. Thats bullshit.
Joe Cabot
Waitressing is the number one job for female non-college graduates. Its the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. Reason is because of tips.
Mr. White
Waitressing is the number one job for female non-college graduates. Its the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. Reason is because of tips.
Mr. Pink
Fuck all that.
Nice Guy Eddie
[Joe pulls out his gun and aims it at Mr. Orange] [In response, Mr. White pulls out his gun and aims it at Joe] [Eddie pulls out his gun and aims it at Mr. White] Have you lost your fuckin' mind?
Mr. White/Larry
Joe, you're making a terrible mistake. I'm not gonna let you make it.
Mr. Pink
Come on, guys! Nobody wants this! We're supposed to be fucking professionals!
Nice Guy Eddie
Larry, look. It's been quite a long time. A lot of jobs. There's no need for this, man. Lets just put our guns down, and lets settle this with a fuckin' conversation.
Mr. White/Larry
Goddamn you, Joe. Don't make me do this.
Nice Guy Eddie
[angrily shouting at Mr. White] Larry, stop pointin' that fuckin' gun at my Dad! [Joe shoots Mr. Orange, Mr. White shoots and kills Joe, Eddie shoots Mr. White and Mr. White quickly shoots and kills Eddie]
Carl Showalter
That's it, then. We go our seperate ways now. Here's the keys to my truck. You can have it. I'm takin' the Ciera and headin' north.
Gaear Grimsrud
No! The truck's yours. We split the Ciera.
Carl Showalter
[pause] How the fuck do you split a car, ya dummy? With a fuckin' chainsaw?
Gaear Grimsrud
One of us pays the other for half. If you want the car, you have to give me your half of the money.
Carl Showalter
Hold on! No fuckin' way! You fuckin' notice this? I got fuckin' shot! I got fuckin' shot in the face! I went and got the fuckin' money. I got shot fuckin' picking it up! I've been up for thirty-six fuckin' hours! I'm taking' that fuckin' car! That fucker's mine, you fuckin' asshole! [as usual, no response from Grimsrud]
Buscemi
So, I'm sitting there, and in walks the biggest Mexican I have ever seen.
Nice Guy Eddie
Cummon, throw in a buck
Nice Guy Eddie
C'mon, throw in a buck!
Joe Cabot
C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink
uh-uh....i dont tip.
Mr. Pink
Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie
Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
Joe Cabot
Whaddaya mean you don't tip?
Mr. Pink
I don't believe in it.
Mr. Orange/Freddy
He don't believe in it.
Donny
You want a toe, I can get you a toe
Donny
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.
Walter Sobchak
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me.
Mr. Blue
Do you know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink
Don't give me that. She don't make enough money she can quit.
Donny
i got a beverage here man ! joe sinavage
Donny
I got a beverage here man!
Donny
Hey, careful, man, there's a beverage here!
Garland Greene
One girl, I drove through three states wearing her head as a hat.