Jay Mohr

Jay Mohr

  • Highest Rated: 91% Go (1999)
  • Lowest Rated: 2% King's Ransom (2005)
  • Birthday: Aug 23, 1970
  • Birthplace: Verona, New Jersey, USA
  • When Jay Mohr was a boy growing up in Verona, NJ, he dreamed of becoming a comedian. By the time he was a young adult, he had fulfilled that dream, first finding popularity in standup comedy and then making his way to television and feature films. Early in his career, he gained recognition for his uncanny and hilarious impressions, particularly for that of stony Christopher Walken. He made his television debut as part of the Not Ready for Prime Time Players on NBC's Saturday Night Live. While on the show, Mohr received an Emmy nomination for his work. After leaving SNL, Mohr began guest starring on other shows and landed regular parts on The Jeff Foxworthy Show and Local Heroes. For hosting the MTV network's Lip Service, Mohr won an Espy Award. He made his feature film debut in 1995, with The Barefoot Executive, but gained real recognition playing Tom Cruise's rival sports agent, Bob Sugar, in Jerry Maguire (1995). Following a nice-guy role in Picture Perfect (1997) and a turn as Ellen Burstyn's AIDS-stricken son in Playing By Heart (1998), Mohr had starring roles in two high-profile 1999 projects, the eagerly awaited but ultimately disappointing 200 Cigarettes and Doug Liman's acclaimed Go. In both films, Mohr acted as part of a Who's Who of Up-and-Comers cast, appearing as the man who screws over Kate Hudson in the former, and as a gay soap opera actor in the latter. The same year, he returned to his television roots with Action, a Fox show that featured him as a loathsome, foul-mouthed film executive. Despite rave reviews and a cult following, the show was given the axe by the network.After supporting roles in such high-profile box-office bombs as The Adventures of Pluto Nash and S1mone, Mohr took a couple more stabs at the small-screen. First he hosted the talk-show Mohr Sports on ESPN, which began airing in 2002. Then, in 2003, he served as both host and executive producer on NBC's Last Comic Standing, a reality show that attempted to find the funniest undiscovered stand-up comedian in America.In between a starring role in the sex-comedy Seeing Other People and several stand-up performances, Mohr spent much of 2004 promoting his first book, Gasping for Airtime. In the years to come, he would enjoy major roles on The Ghost Whisperer, Gary Unmarried, and Suburgatory, while continuing his work in stand-up and hosting gigs.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

No Score Yet PawParazzi Sydney Flow 2019
No Score Yet American Nightmares Actor 2018
No Score Yet Party Boat Lake Patrol Officer Walsh 2017
No Score Yet Finding Joseph I Executive Producer 2016
71% I Am Chris Farley Actor 2015
50% Road Hard Jack Taylor 2015
14% Dumbbells Harold 2014
37% The Incredible Burt Wonderstone Rick the Implausible $22.6M 2013
No Score Yet A Christmas Wedding Tail Rusty 2011
47% Hereafter Billy $32.8M 2010
36% Street Kings Sergeant Mike Clady $26.4M 2008
No Score Yet Lonely Street Bubba Mabry Producer 2008
No Score Yet A Happy Death Actor 2008
No Score Yet Christmas Do-Over Kevin Weaver 2006
52% The Groomsmen Cousin Mike 2006
24% Even Money Augie 2006
No Score Yet Rockin' the Corps Actor 2005
2% King's Ransom Corey $4M 2005
No Score Yet Comedy Central Roast of Jeff Foxworthy Actor 2005
12% Are We There Yet? Marty $82.4M 2005
39% Seeing Other People Ed 2004
No Score Yet Speaking of Sex Dan 2003
51% Simone Hal Sinclair $9.5M 2002
4% The Adventures of Pluto Nash Tony $4.4M 2002
No Score Yet Dean Koontz's 'Black River' Bo Aikens 2001
40% Pay It Forward Chris Chandler $32.9M 2000
53% Cherry Falls Leonard Marliston 2000
No Score Yet Olive, the Other Reindeer Tim 1999
91% Go Zack 1999
29% 200 Cigarettes Jack 1999
60% Playing by Heart Mark 1998
14% Mafia! Anthony 1998
48% Small Soldiers Larry Benson 1998
62% Paulie Paulie 1998
48% Picture Perfect Nick 1997
34% Suicide Kings Brett Campbell 1997
83% Jerry Maguire Bob Sugar 1996
No Score Yet For Better or Worse Duayne 1996
No Score Yet The Barefoot Executive Matt 1995

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

100% Action
2019
  • 2019
No Score Yet American Housewife
2016
Alan
  • 2019
  • 2017
No Score Yet Money Where Your Mouth Is
2013-2015
Host Executive Producer Producer
  • 2014
  • 2013
No Score Yet The View
1997
Host Guest
  • 2014
  • 2012
92% Suburgatory
2011-2014
Steven Royce
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
  • 2003
  • 2002
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Host
  • 2012
No Score Yet Law & Order: Criminal Intent
2001-2011
  • 2011
No Score Yet Watch What Happens Live With Andy Cohen
2009
Guest
  • 2011
6% Outlaw
2010
  • 2010
24% Gary Unmarried
2008-2010
Gary Brooks
  • 2010
  • 2009
  • 2008
90% Monk
2002-2009
  • 2009
No Score Yet Ghost Whisperer
2005-2010
Professor Rick Payne Professor Rick Rayne Prof. Rick Payne
  • 2008
  • 2007
  • 2006
No Score Yet Last Comic Standing
2003-2015
Host Appearing Host Executive Producer Producer
  • 2006
  • 2004
  • 2003
71% Family Guy
1999
Voice
  • 2005
No Score Yet Las Vegas
2003-2008
Martin Levson
  • 2005
  • 2004
No Score Yet Shorties Watchin' Shorties
2004
Voice
  • 2004
75% The West Wing
1999-2006
Taylor Reid
  • 2004
No Score Yet CSI: Miami
2002-2012
Aaron Schecter
  • 2003
38% Fastlane
2002-2003
Rolland Hill Roland Roland Hill
  • 2003
83% Scrubs
2001-2010
Dr. Peter Fisher
  • 2003
  • 2002
No Score Yet MADtv
1995-2009
Guest
  • 2002
No Score Yet Night Visions
2001-2002
Dale
  • 2001
93% Action
1999-2000
Peter Dragon
  • 2000
  • 1999
No Score Yet From the Earth to the Moon
1998
  • 1998
29% Camp Wilder
1993
Dorfman
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Performer

QUOTES FROM Jay Mohr CHARACTERS

Leonard Marliston
Ben, I know you have a very different point of view on this tragedy, so go ahead.
Ben
Well, I would like to know if this killer removed any body parts or sexually defiled any orifice of the victim.
Cindy
You're tragically sick.
Ben
I wanna know because if he didn't, this loser deserves a thumbs down!
Brett Campbell
Look, Charlie, whatever condition Alyssa is returned home in is the exact condition you will be returned to your home in. If she loses an eye, you lose an eye. If she loses an ear, you get to lose an ear. If she gets hurt, you get hurt. By saving Alyssa, you get to save yourself.
Billy
''You have a duty to do it, because it's a gift''
Billy
You have a duty to do it, because it's a gift.
George
''It's not a gift Billy, it's a curse''
George
It's not a gift Billy, it's a curse.
Nick Persons
Yo, yo, yo, yo.
Marty
Hey! Hey, it's Marty! What's up, man? How's it goin' with those stupid little brats you got with ya? Remember this: If the kids hate ya, the mama won't date ya!
Nick Persons
[Hangs up] Man!
Nick Persons
[hangs up] Man!
Marty
Where'd ya go? What, you in a tunnel? Are-- hello! [Hangs up]
Marty
Where'd ya go? What, you in a tunnel? Are-- hello! [hangs up]
Paulie
[When falling off his perch in the house] AAAAAH! LOOK OUT!
Paulie
[when falling off his perch in the house] Ah! Look out!
Paulie
[When he was first given to Marie by her grandpa as a baby bird] I don't know what this creature was, but I liked it.
Paulie
[when he was first given to Marie by her grandpa as a baby bird] I don't know what this creature was, but I liked it.
Warren Alweather
[Sarcastically] Pretty quiet, aren't you there, professor?
Warren Alweather
[sarcastically] Pretty quiet, aren't you there, professor?
Paulie
I was quiet. I'm sorry I was, but I was afraid of him.
Paulie
[To the cat, trying to make it go outside] Go dig somethin' up or-- or bury something!
Paulie
[to the cat, trying to make it go outside] Go dig somethin' up or-- or bury something!
Paulie
[to the cat, trying to make it go outside] Go dig somethin' up or, or bury something!
Marie
[Having a lollipop in her mouth; to Paulie] Y-- you w-- want some?
Marie
[having a lollipop in her mouth; to Paulie] Y-- you w-- want some?
Paulie
[Starts licking the lollipop, which Marie then puts back in her mouth, which is quite disgusting since it now has bird germs]
Paulie
[starts licking the lollipop, which Marie then puts back in her mouth, which is quite disgusting since it now has bird germs]
Marie
[Petting baby Paulie] Pretty Paulie.
Marie
[petting baby Paulie] Pretty Paulie.
Paulie
Pretty Marie.
Paulie
I opened my eyes, and there she was!
Paulie
[To the cat] What are you lookin' at?
Paulie
[to the cat] What are you lookin' at?
Paulie
Marie couldn't talk, the dad couldn't listen, the mom couldn't cope. So they got rid of me.
Paulie
"Mango." M-A-N-G-O, mango. Are you happy now?
Paulie
'Mango.' M-A-N-G-O, mango. Are you happy now?
Paulie
[Referring to Ivy] And then one day, the cat got her.
Paulie
[referring to Ivy] And then one day, the cat got her.
Paulie
[The cat is chasing him around the house] I wasn't laughin' at you! Come on, leave me alone!
Paulie
[the cat is chasing him around the house] I wasn't laughin' at you! Come on, leave me alone!
Lila Alweather
[Marie is having a lot of trouble saying 'house'] Okay, relax.
Marie
[Relaxes]
Marie
[relaxes]
Lila Alweather
Take a deep breath.
Marie
[Takes a deep breath]
Marie
[takes a deep breath]
Paulie
[Takes a deep breath]
Paulie
[takes a deep breath]
Lila Alweather
Let it out slowly.
Marie
[Breathes out]
Marie
[breathes out]
Paulie
[Breathes out]
Paulie
[breathes out]
Lila Alweather
[Breathes out] Now say 'house.'
Lila Alweather
[breathes out] Now say 'house.'
Marie
H-- h-- h--
Lila Alweather
'House,' sweetie! 'House!'
Paulie
Now where we goin'?
Marie
You have to learn how to fly, Paulie.
Paulie
No! I don't want to!
Marie
You h-- have to!
Paulie
Why?
Marie
So in case you ever go away, y-- you could fly back to me.
Paulie
Away?
Marie
We h-- have to stay together. R-- right?
Paulie
Right.
Marie
Then fly!
Misha
[After the Alweathers get rid of Paulie in his story] So they bring you here?
Misha
[after the Alweathers get rid of Paulie in his story] So they bring you here?
Paulie
No, no. It wasn't that easy hitting rock bottom. I did a bunch of things. First, I did a stint as a window display in a place called Bloomingdale's. And I was in a brochure for Costa Rica. I did some work as a magician's assistant doing children's parties, but when Zintar fell on hard times, he had to choose between me and the cape. Guess which one he pawned.
Paulie
Join the club.
Misha
What did you say?
Paulie
I said, "Join the club."
Paulie
I said, 'Join the club.'
Misha
So I'm not crazy. You can talk?
Paulie
Of course I can talk.
Misha
Then why not?
Paulie
Because talking just gets you into a lot of trouble.
Misha
Trouble? Why you say that?
Paulie
It's a long story.
Misha
I'm Russian! I like long stories!
Paulie
And so began a lifelong trend of speaking when I should've kept my big beak shut.
Marie
[Before the cat can kill and eat Paulie] Stop it, you bad cat!
Marie
[before the cat can kill and eat Paulie] Stop it, you bad cat!
Paulie
Stupid hairball.
Marie
Shoo!
Paulie
Yeah, shoo!
Paulie
It was great. All it took was one word and they all shut up.