Michael Cera

Michael Cera

  • Highest Rated: 94% Juno (2007)
  • Lowest Rated: 14% Year One (2009)
  • Birthday: Jun 7, 1988
  • Birthplace: Brampton, Ontario, Canada
  • Baby-faced Michael Cera first gained fame as the hilariously named George Michael Bluth, son of Michael Bluth (Jason Bateman), and the youngest member of a dysfunctional family of land-tract developers, on the riotous Fox sitcom Arrested Development (2003-2006). No stranger to "difficult" or "awkward" roles, Cera made one of his first marks in 2002, as the sexually overactive "younger version" of game show host Chuck Barris, in George Clooney's biopic Confessions of a Dangerous Mind. A short time after that, he signed for the Arrested part -- which required him to project a deep-seated amorous yen for his character's cousin. Cera's mostly comedic resumé also includes a multi-season turn as the voice of Josh Spitz in the animated series Braceface. In 2007, he co-starred in two highly successful big-screen comedies: SuperBad, opposite Jonah Hill, and Juno (which re-teamed him with Jason Bateman), alongside fellow rising star Ellen Page. In 2008 he starred in the indie-minded romantic comedy Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist opposite Kat Dennings. 2009 found him in the lead of two comedies, Youth in Revolt and Year One, both of which fell far short of the box office total taken in by his previous work. He took the title role in Edgar Wright's adaptation of the graphic novel Scott Pilgrim vs. The World.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

91% Gloria Bell Actor 2019
60% Tyrel Alan 2018
82% Molly's Game Actor $28.8M 2018
No Score Yet Blazing Samurai Hank 2018
No Score Yet Spivak Robby LeBeau 2018
56% Lemon Alex $29.6K 2017
53% Person to Person Phil $48.8K 2017
40% How to Be a Latin Lover Actor $32.1M 2017
89% The Lego Batman Movie Robin/Dick Grayson $175.7M 2017
83% Sausage Party Barry $97.7M 2016
70% A Very Murray Christmas Actor 2015
83% Entertainment Tommy $56K 2015
35% Hits Bennie $15.7K 2015
83% Crystal Fairy Jamie $0.2M 2013
83% This Is the End Michael Cera $96.3M 2013
59% The End of Love Michael $8.8K 2013
68% Magic Magic Brink Executive Producer 2013
No Score Yet Brazzaville Teen-Ager Gunther Screenwriter Director 2013
No Score Yet Bright Day! Actor 2012
81% Scott Pilgrim vs. the World Scott Pilgrim $31.5M 2010
66% Youth in Revolt Nick Twisp/Francois $15.2M 2010
60% Paper Heart Michael $1.2M 2009
14% Year One Oh $43.4M 2009
No Score Yet Extreme Movie Fred 2008
74% Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist Nick $31.5M 2008
No Score Yet Berenstain Bears - Kindness, Caring And Sharing Actor 2008
94% Juno Paulie Bleeker $143.4M 2007
87% Superbad Evan $121.5M 2007
No Score Yet Berenstain Bears - Get Organized! Actor 2007
No Score Yet Berenstain Bears- Always Look on the Bright Side Actor 2006
No Score Yet Clark and Michael Actor Director 2006
No Score Yet Wayside School Todd 2005
No Score Yet The Berenstain Bears: The Bears Take a Car Trip Actor 2005
No Score Yet What Katy Did Actor 2004
79% Confessions of a Dangerous Mind Chuck (age 8 and 11) 2003
No Score Yet Berenstain Bears - Bears Mind Their Manners Actor 2003
No Score Yet My Louisiana Sky Jesse Wade 2002
No Score Yet Stolen Miracle Brandon McKinley 2001
No Score Yet Walter and Henry Crying Kid 2001
No Score Yet Braceface Actor 2001
No Score Yet My Husband's Double Life Young Ted Welsh 2001
70% Frequency Gordie Jr. (age 10) 2000
51% Steal This Movie america (ages 7 and 8) 2000
No Score Yet Ultimate G's Young Zak Bernier 2000
No Score Yet Parental Guidance Suggested Actor

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

83% Weird City
2019
  • 2019
75% Arrested Development
2003
George Michael Bluth George-Michael Bluth George-Michael
  • 2019
  • 2018
  • 2013
  • 2006
  • 2005
  • 2004
  • 2003
No Score Yet The Shivering Truth
2019
Voice
  • 2018
No Score Yet Drunk History
2013
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2013
No Score Yet Children's Hospital
2010-2016
Sal Viscuso
  • 2016
  • 2015
  • 2013
  • 2012
  • 2011
  • 2010
No Score Yet The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon
2014
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Comedy Bang! Bang!
2012-2016
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2012
No Score Yet Late Show With David Letterman
1993-2015
Guest
  • 2014
  • 2013
No Score Yet Burning Love
2012-2013
Wally
  • 2013
85% The Simpsons
1989
Voice
  • 2012
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2011
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2010
No Score Yet The Berenstain Bears
2003-2008
Voice
  • 2008
  • 2004
  • 2003
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2007
95% Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
2007-2010
Performer
  • 2007
92% Veronica Mars
2004-2007
Dean
  • 2006
  • 2005
No Score Yet MADtv
1995-2009
Guest
  • 2005
No Score Yet La Femme Nikita
1997-2001
  • 2000

QUOTES FROM Michael Cera CHARACTERS

Michael Cera
Everybody listen up! Who took my fucking cell phone man? Martin, empty your pockets!
Martin Starr
What?
Michael Cera
I saw you in the bathroom, man! Somebody dial my phone! Unbelievable! Unacceptable, after coke I wasted on you people, thrown away!
Seth Rogen
*Street light starts falling* Whoa, whoa!
Seth Rogen
Whoa, whoa!
Michael Cera
*Street light impales Micheal and lifts him up* *He pulls out his ringing phone* Shit, that's embarrassing
Michael Cera
Shit, that's embarrassing
Todd
You're not going to hit me are you!?
Todd
You're not going to hit me are you?
Scott Pilgrim
Dude, what do you know about Romana Flowers??
Scott Pilgrim
Dude, what do you know about Romana Flowers?
Comeau
All I know is that she's American.
Scott Pilgrim
*sigh* Americann...
Scott Pilgrim
American...
Scott Pilgrim
What is the website for Amazon.ca ?
Scott Pilgrim
What is the website for Amazon.ca?
Wallace Wells
Amazon.ca..
Wallace Wells
Amazon.ca.
Nick Twisp/Francois
I do all my hiking free form. Like John Muir, I enter the wilderness with nothing more than my journal and a child-like sense of wonder.
Seth
I am truly jealous you got to suck on those tits when you were a baby.
Evan
Yeah, well, at least you got to suck on your dad's dick.
Evan
I heard she got breast reduction surgery.
Seth
What? That's like slapping God across the face for giving you a beautiful gift.
Evan
She had back problems, man.
Fogell
You still haven't told him that we're rooming together?
Evan
Fogell, shut the fuck up. And take off that vest. You look like Aladdin.
Scott Pilgrim
You know what sucks?
Wallace Wells
What?
Scott Pilgrim
EVERYTHING.
Scott Pilgrim
(to Knives) Ciao, Knives!
Scott Pilgrim
[to Knives] Ciao, Knives!
Scott Pilgrim
I kind of feel like I'm on drugs when I'm with you. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs. Then I do drugs all the time, every drug.
Evan
These Eyes...
Ramona Flowers
Dude, I'm changing
Scott Pilgrim
Ah! [covers his eyes] Sorry. It's just cold.
Ramona Flowers
Here. Does that help?
Scott Pilgrim
Yeah, that's very warm. What is that? [Scott's hands are pulled away to reveal Ramona] Okay...
Scott Pilgrim
You cocky cock! You'll pay for your crimes against humanity!
Nick Twisp/Francois
"Trent, I don't want to hurt you. Now I'll only ask once that you and your adorable sweater step away from the door."
Nick Twisp/Francois
Trent, I don't want to hurt you. Now I'll only ask once that you and your adorable sweater step away from the door.
Scott Pilgrim
You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be gone!
Todd Ingram
Ve-gone?
Nick Twisp/Francois
Now half as bad as the nasty things I wanna do to you right now with my tongue. I'm gonna wrap your legs around my head and wear you like the crown that you are.
Scott Pilgrim
Wait! We're fighting over Ramona?
Matthew Patel
Didn't you get my E-mail explaining the situation?
Scott Pilgrim
I skimmed it.
Party Teen
Becca's been looking for you. She said something about blowing you.
Evan
Isn't she drunk? Isn't that illegal if she's drunk?
Party Teen
Not if you're drunk too.
Seth
He (Fogell) doesn't even have a first name! It just says Mclovin!
Seth
He [Fogell] doesn't even have a first name! It just says Mclovin!
Evan
One name? One name? Who are you, Seal?
Scott Pilgrim
Are you a pirate?
Matthew Patel
....Pirates are in this year!
Scott Pilgrim
You know what sucks the most?
Wallace Wells
What?
Scott Pilgrim
Everything...
Matthew Patel
This is impossible, how can this be?
Scott Pilgrim
Open your eyes, maybe you'll see.
Seth
I used to sit around all day, drawing pictures of dicks.
Evan
A dick, like a man dick?
Scott Pilgrim
Hey! You totally came!
Ramona Flowers
Yes. I did totally come.
Scott Pilgrim
This sucks. I'm gonna pee due to boredom.
Scott Pilgrim
Hi, I was thinking about asking you out but then I realized how stupid that would be.
Scott Pilgrim
So do you wanna go out sometime?
Seth
I'll be like the iron chef of pounding vag!
Evan
Can you just get out of here and we'll talk about this later?
Greg the Soccer Player
What the fuck Evan! We're down two points!
Evan
Fuckin calm down Greg it's soccer. It's soccer.
Greg the Soccer Player
Fuck you man!
Seth
Hey Greg, why don't you go piss your pants again?
Greg the Soccer Player
That was like 8 years ago, asshole!
Seth
People don't forget!
Scott Pilgrim
"If I peed my pants, would you pretend I just got wet from the rain?"
Scott Pilgrim
If I peed my pants, would you pretend I just got wet from the rain?
Kim Pine
Where's Knives? Not comin' tonight?
Scott Pilgrim
Naw, we broke up .. hey, check it out, I learned the bass line from Final Fantasy II [plays]
Kim Pine
[into mike] Scott, you are the salt of the earth.
Scott Pilgrim
Thanks!
Kim Pine
[into mike] I meant scum of the earth.
Young Neil
You broke up with Knives?
Scott Pilgrim
Yeah, but don't worry, maybe soon you'll meet my "new-new" girlfriend.
Young Neil
New .. new ..
Stephen Stills
OK, from here on out, no girlfriends, nor girlfriend talk at practice, wether they're old, new, or 'new-new' .. we were lucky to survive the last round, it's sudden death now! OK!?
Scott Pilgrim
OK! [starts playing] [doorbell rings] That's for me!
Scott Pilgrim
You once were a veg-on but now you will be gone
Todd Ingram
ve-gon? [Scott Headbutts Todd][Todd Explodes]
Todd Ingram
Ve-gon? [Scott Headbutts Todd] [Todd Explodes]
Oh
rub it in with my hand?
Oh
Rub it in with my hand?
High Priest
no your ball sack, yes your hand!
High Priest
No your ball sack, yes your hand!
Scott Pilgrim
Sweet, coins!
Wallace Wells
[refers to Matthew Patel] Hey. What's with his outfit?
Some Guy
Yeah, is he a pirate?
Scott Pilgrim
[genuinely curious] Are you a pirate?
Matthew Patel
Pirates are in this year!
Matthew Patel
[crashing into the concert] Mister Pilgrim! It is I, Matthew Patel! Consider our fight begun! [lunges in slow motion at Scott]
Scott Pilgrim
[dumb-founded] What did I do?! What do I do?
Wallace Wells
Fight!
Todd Ingram
[to Scott after sending him flying through some walls] I can read your thoughts. Your will is broken. You're through.
Scott Pilgrim
[holds up two cups of coffee] Say we drink to my memory. Fair-trade blend with soy milk?
Envy Adams
Oh, please. But that's pathetic.
Todd Ingram
Dude. I saw into your mind's eye. You put half-and-half in one of those coffees in attempt to make me break vegan edge. I'll take the one with soy. [takes one of the coffees via telekenesis] Thanks, tool. [and he drinks from it]
Scott Pilgrim
Actually, mucacho, I put the coffee in this cup. But I thought really hard to put it in that one, 'in my mind's eye' or whatever.
Todd Ingram
[disbelief] What are you talking about?
Scott Pilgrim
You just drank half-and-half, baby.
Lucas Lee
Prepare the feel the wrath of the League of Evil Ex's!
Scott Pilgrim
The what?
Lucas Lee
You seriously don't know about the League? Seven evil ex's? Coming to kill you? Controlling the future of Ramona's love life?
Scott Pilgrim
No...?
Lucas Lee
Really? [offers his hand to Scott] Hey, man, don't worry about it.
Scott Pilgrim
Really?
Lucas Lee
Yeah! Let's go grab a beer.
Scott Pilgrim
That's awesome!
Lucas Lee
[punches Scott as he gets up, laughing with glee]
Todd Ingram
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
Scott Pilgrim
What?
Todd Ingram
Because you will be dust by Monday.
Scott Pilgrim
Um....
Todd Ingram
Because you will pulverized in two seconds, and the cleaning lady, she cleans up....dust, *imitates a dusting movement with his hand*...she dusts.
Scott Pilgrim
I'm in lesbians with you.
Scott Pilgrim
Woooowwwwww, girl number!
Nick O'Leary
If anyone is getting raped in that van, it'll be a guy.
Scott Pilgrim
This is, this is, this is...
Wallace Wells
What?!
Lucas Lee
This is boring.
Paulie Bleeker
I still have your underwear.
Juno MacGuff
I still have your virginity.
Evan
I mean, it's up to you Fogell. This guy's gonna think, "Oh, here's another kid with a fake I.D., or here's McLovin, the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor." Okay, so what's it gonna be?
Evan
I mean, it's up to you Fogell. This guy's gonna think, 'Oh, here's another kid with a fake I.D., or here's McLovin, the 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.' Okay, so what's it gonna be?
Fogell
I am McLovin'.
Seth
No, you're not. No one's McLovin'. McLovin's never existed, because that's a made-up, dumb, fucking fairytale name, you fuck!
Knives Chau
I've never kissed a guy,
Scott Pilgrim
Hey, neither have I.
Scott Pilgrim
You once were a ve-gone, but now you will be-gone.
Scott Pilgrim
I am in lesbians with you.
Stephen Stills
We shouldn't even be here. We shouldn't even BE HERE!!!
Scott Pilgrim
Come on man!*slap* I put my promises aside for the music!*slap* If I can do that we can do anything.
Scott Pilgrim
2 gin and tonics please.
Scott Pilgrim
Two Gin & Tonics, please.
Ramona Flowers
I thought you didn't drink.
Scott Pilgrim
Gideon's here? Where?
Kim Pine
That geeky guy next to your girlfriend.
Scott Pilgrim
That's Gideon!? Gideon is G-Man!?
Scott Pilgrim
You are blowing up.....RIGHT NOW!
Scott Pilgrim
You are blowing up... RIGHT NOW!
Scott Pilgrim
I gotta pee on her
Scott Pilgrim
I gotta pee on her.
Scott Pilgrim
Bread makes you fat!?
Scott Pilgrim
I'm in lesbians with you
Scott Pilgrim
I'm in lesbians with you.
Paulie Bleeker
Wizard.
Paulie Bleeker
[exhales] Wizard.
Fogell
You still haven't told him we're moving in together?
Evan
Fogell shut the fuck up.
Knives Chau
(after coin explosion) wooooooooooooow
Knives Chau
[after coin explosion] Wow!
Scott Pilgrim
yea.....woooooooooooooow
Scott Pilgrim
Yea... Wow.
Scott Pilgrim
I'm in lesbians with you.
Oh
Im not following,I'v just been leading from the rear.
Oh
Im not following, I'v just been leading from the rear.
Scott Pilgrim
I love garlic bread. I could honestly eat it all the time nonstop.
Ramona Flowers
Then you'd get fat.
Scott Pilgrim
Why would I get fat?
Ramona Flowers
Bread makes you fat.
Scott Pilgrim
Bread makes you fat!?
Scott Pilgrim
Your kidding. Anyone can be vegan.
Todd Ingram
Ovo-lacto vegetarian maybe
Scott Pilgrim
Ovo what?
Todd Ingram
I partake not in the meat nor the breast milk nor the ovum of any creature with a face
Todd Ingram
I partake not in the meat nor the breast milk nor the ovum of any creature with a face.
Envy Adams
Short answer, being vegan just makes you better than most people
Envy Adams
Short answer, being vegan just makes you better than most people.
Todd Ingram
Bingo
Todd Ingram
Bingo.
Scott Pilgrim
You and Her?
Scott Pilgrim
You know her?
Ramona Flowers
It was a phase...
Ramona Flowers
It was just a phase.
Scott Pilgrim
You had a sexy phase?
Scott Pilgrim
You had a sexy phase?
Roxy Richter
Next time I'll be deadly serious next time!
Roxy Richter
Because next time, I'll be deadly serious next time.
Scott Pilgrim
What?
Gideon Graves
Hey buddy!
Scott Pilgrim
Save it. (Takes jacket off) You're pretentious. This club sucks. I got beef. Let's do it.
Scott Pilgrim
Save it. [Takes jacket off] You're pretentious. This club sucks. I got beef. Let's do it.
Scott Pilgrim
You know your hair?
Ramona Flowers
I know of it.
Scott Pilgrim
It's all blue.
Lollipop Hipster
What's the password?
Scott Pilgrim
Ughh, whatever!
Lollipop Hipster
Cool.
Scott Pilgrim
Before you hear some dirty lies from someone else, yes I'm dating a 17 year old.
Wallace Wells
Awww, is he cute?
Scott Pilgrim
Oh ha ha.
Wallace Wells
Does this mean we have to stop sleeping together?
Scott Pilgrim
You see another bed in here?
Wallace Wells
Oh yeah, you're totally my bitch forever.
Scott Pilgrim
Hey, so can this not be a one night stand? For one thing, I didn't even get any... that was a joke.
Ramona Flowers
We all have baggage.
Scott Pilgrim
Yeah, well my baggage doesn't try to kill me every five minutes.
Scott Pilgrim
Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man? You'd think it was because he looks like a hockey puck but it actually comes from the Japanese phrase 'Paku-Paku,' which means to flap one's mouth open and closed. They changed it because they thought Puck-Man would be too easy to vandalize, you know, like people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever.
Scott Pilgrim
You once were a ve-gone, but now... you will be gone.
Scott Pilgrim
You once were a ve-gone, but now you will begone.
Todd Ingram
"Ve-gone"...?
Todd Ingram
Ve-gone?
Knives Chau
You should come over to my house for dinner!
Scott Pilgrim
Like, Chinese food?
Wallace Wells
If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim
Lesbian?
Wallace Wells
The other L-word.
Scott Pilgrim
...lesbians?
Scott Pilgrim
Lesbians?
Wallace Wells
It's "love", Scott.
Wallace Wells
It's 'love', Scott.
Scott Pilgrim
When I'm around you, I kind of feel like I'm on drugs. Not that I do drugs. Unless you do drugs, in which case... I do them all the time.
Scott Pilgrim
If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?
Ramona Flowers
It's not raining.
Knives Chau
I've never even kissed a guy before!
Scott Pilgrim
Hey... me neither.
Scott Pilgrim
What's the website for Amazon.ca?
Wallace Wells
...Amazon.ca.
Wallace Wells
Amazon.ca.
Juno MacGuff
You're one of the coolest people I've ever met and you don't even have to try.
Juno MacGuff
'Cause you're, like, the coolest person I've ever met, and you don't even have to try, you know.
Paulie Bleeker
I try really hard, actually.
Scott Pilgrim
Young Neil, you have learned well. From this point forward, you will be known as... NEEIILLL!!
Scott Pilgrim
Young Neil, you have learned well. From this point forward, you will be known as... NEIL!
Kim Pine
Scott, not that I care, you should go talk to her before she's gone.
Scott Pilgrim
Thanks Kim.
Kim Pine
And I really don't care!
Scott Pilgrim
Not only do I wanna take part, I wanna take them apart!
Stephen Stills
...I want her to geek out on us.
Stephen Stills
I want her to geek out on us.
Scott Pilgrim
She'll geek. She geeks. She has the capacity to geek.
Scott Pilgrim
What's the website for Amazon.ca?
Wallace Wells
Amazon.ca
Scott Pilgrim
If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?
Scott Pilgrim
If I peed my pants would you pretend that I just got wet from the rain?
Ramona Flowers
Its not raining
Ramona Flowers
It's not raining.
Wallace Wells
If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Wallace Wells
If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim
Lesbian?
Wallace Wells
The other L-word.
Scott Pilgrim
...Lesbians?
Scott Pilgrim
Lesbians?
Todd Ingram
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
Scott Pilgrim
What?
Todd Ingram
Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.
Scott Pilgrim
So, what's on Monday?
Todd Ingram
'Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?"
Todd Ingram
'Cause... it's Friday now, she has the weekends off, so... Monday, right?
Ramona Flowers
It was just a phase!
Scott Pilgrim
You hade a sexy phase?
Ramona Flowers
I was just a little bi-curious!
Roxy Richter
Well honey, I'm a little bi-furious!
Ramona Flowers
You're not dead, your just having some idiotic dream.
Scott Pilgrim
Ohh, does that mean we can make out?
Ramona Flowers
How'd you meet Knives?
Scott Pilgrim
Uhh, (Dial appears on his head, it lands between "Who her", and "I've got to pee".) I've got to pee on her, uhh, I mean I've got to pee.
Scott Pilgrim
Uhh, (Dial appears on his head, it lands between 'Who her', and 'I've got to pee'.) I've got to pee on her, uhh, I mean I've got to pee.
Stacey Pilgrim
Dating a high schooler?! Scandalous!
Scott Pilgrim
Am not! Who told you?
Stacey Pilgrim
Wallace. Duh.
Scott Pilgrim
That gossipy bitch.
Wallace Wells
You know me.
Scott Pilgrim
Wallace!
Scott Pilgrim
Oh god, so alone.
Ramona Flowers
Your not alone.
Scott Pilgrim
What?
Ramona Flowers
Your just having some idiotic dream.
Scott Pilgrim
Does that mean we can make out?!
Wallace Wells
Guess who's drunk!?
Scott Pilgrim
I guess Wallace.
Wallace Wells
You guess right.
Wallace Wells
If you want something bad, you have to fight for it. Step up your game, Scott. Break out the L-word.
Scott Pilgrim
Lesbian?
Wallace Wells
The other L-word.
Lucas Lee
...Lesbians?
Lucas Lee
Lesbians?
Scott Pilgrim
Lesbians?
Todd Ingram
Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.
Scott Pilgrim
What?
Todd Ingram
Because you'll be dust by Monday... because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up... dust. She dusts.
Todd Ingram
Because you'll be dust by Monday because you'll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up dust. She dusts.
Scott Pilgrim
So, what's on Monday?
Todd Ingram
Cause... it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so... Monday, right?
Todd Ingram
Cause it's Friday now, she's the weekends off, so Monday, right?
Scott Pilgrim
Okay, let’s start with Launchpad McQuack.
Scott Pilgrim
Okay, let's start with Launchpad McQuack.
Stephen Stills
That’s not the actual title of the song.
Stephen Stills
That's not the actual title of the song.
Paulie Bleeker
My mom uses color safe bleach.
Juno MacGuff
You could totally go out with Katrina De Voort.
Paulie Bleeker
No, I don't like Katrina. She smells like soup. Have you ever smelled her? I mean, her whole house smells like soup.
Kim Pine
Scott if your life had a face I would punch it.
Scott Pilgrim
yeah... wait what?
Scott Pilgrim
Yeah. Wait what?
Kim Pine
I mean, are you really happy or are you really evil?
Scott Pilgrim
Evil? You mean, do I have, like, ulterior motives? I'm offended, Kim.
Kim Pine
Wounded even?
Scott Pilgrim
Hurt, Kim.
Evan
You changed your name to McLovin?
Seth
It doesn’t have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Seth
It doesn't have a first name, it just says McLovin!
Evan
The guys either going think ‘here’s another guy with a fake ID’, or here’s McLovin, 25 year old Hawaiian organ donor.
Fogell
I am McLovin.
Norah
The world has fallen to pieces, it's our job to put it back together.
Nick O'Leary
Or maybe we're the ones who need to be put together.