Seann William Scott

Seann William Scott

  • Highest Rated: 81% Goon (2012)
  • Lowest Rated: 5% Movie 43 (2013)
  • Birthday: Oct 3, 1976
  • Birthplace: Cottage Grove, Minnesota, USA
  • Known in the halls of history as the smirking Stifler from the 1999 teen sex comedy American Pie, Seann William Scott found his niche in show business due in no small part to that very iconic, wisecracking character. Born on October 3rd, 1976 in Cottage Grove, MN, Scott finished high school early and moved to L.A., where he soon caught a break with a prominent role in the music video for "A Hole in My Soul" by Aerosmith. Within a couple of years of moving to the West Coast, Scott had an impressive list of appearances on his resumé -- though it would be the role of Stifler that would cement his place in Hollywood.He reprised the character for American Pie's two sequels in 2001 and 2003, but in the meantime, Scott found no shortage of work in movies geared toward a similar audience, starring in 2000s Road Trip and Dude, Where's My Car? He even appeared alongside martial arts legend Chow Yun-Fat in the tongue-in-cheek tribute to the kung-fu genre with 2003's Bulletproof Monk, and played the beloved character of Bo Duke in the feature film adaptation of The Dukes of Hazzard in 2005. The comedian also proved that his keen comic timing didn't always depend on the smarmy jackass characters that served as his bread-and-butter, playing a touchy-feely self-help book author (and former miserable nerd) in 2007's Mr. Woodcock. But Scott was never reluctant to do what he does best, and in 2008 he found a new, endearingly crude fast talker to play, starring alongside Paul Rudd in the super-sarcastic comedy Role Models. After taking several voice roles in the late 2000s, Scott joined the original cast of American Pie for 2012's American Reunion.

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Highest Rated Movies

Filmography

Movies

Rating

Title

Credit

Box
Office

Year

50% Bloodline Evan 2019
No Score Yet Already Gone Martin 2019
42% Goon: Last of the Enforcers Doug "the Thug" Glatt 2017
18% Ice Age: Collision Course Crash $64.1M 2016
No Score Yet Ice Age: The Great Egg-Scapade Crash 2016
No Score Yet Balls Out: Gary the Tennis Coach Producer Gary 2015
10% Just Before I Go Ted $8.6K 2015
5% Movie 43 Brian $8.8M 2013
No Score Yet Ice Age: A Mammoth Christmas Actor 2013
37% Ice Age: Continental Drift Crash $161.4M 2012
45% American Reunion Executive Producer Steve Stifler $55.4M 2012
81% Goon Doug Glatt $0.9M 2012
18% Cop Out Dave $44.1M 2010
22% Planet 51 Skiff $42.2M 2009
46% Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (Ice Age 3) Crash $124.7M 2009
77% Role Models Wheeler $67.4M 2008
53% The Promotion Doug Stauber $0.4M 2008
No Score Yet The Undeniable Charm of Sloppy Unruh Actor 2008
38% Southland Tales Roland Taverner/Ronald Taverner $0.3M 2007
13% Mr. Woodcock John Farley $25.8M 2007
No Score Yet American Loser Jeff 2007
57% Ice Age 2: The Meltdown Crash $195.4M 2006
14% The Dukes of Hazzard Bo Duke $80.3M 2005
69% The Rundown Travis $47.6M 2003
54% American Wedding Steve Stifler $104.4M 2003
23% Bulletproof Monk Kar $23.1M 2003
60% Old School Animal Caretaker $74.7M 2003
20% Stark Raving Mad Ben McGewen 2002
52% Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Brent $29.9M 2001
52% American Pie 2 Stifler $144.1M 2001
43% Evolution Wayne $37.6M 2001
17% Dude, Where's My Car? Chester Greenburg $45M 2000
58% Road Trip E.L. 2000
34% Final Destination Billy Hitchcock 2000
61% American Pie Stifler 1999
No Score Yet Born into Exile Derek 1997

TV

Rating

Title

Credit

Year

89% Lethal Weapon
2016
Wesley Cole
  • 2019
  • 2018
No Score Yet The Talk
2010
Guest
  • 2019
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet Conan
2010
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2012
No Score Yet Last Call With Carson Daly
2007
Guest
  • 2017
  • 2012
  • 2011
No Score Yet Late Night With Seth Meyers
2014
Guest
  • 2015
  • 2014
No Score Yet The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
1992-2014
Guest
  • 2013
  • 2002
  • 2001
  • 2000
No Score Yet Jimmy Kimmel Live
2003
Guest
  • 2012
No Score Yet The Ellen DeGeneres Show
2003
Guest
  • 2012
  • 2008
  • 2003
No Score Yet Lopez Tonight
2009-2011
Guest
  • 2010
No Score Yet Chelsea Lately
2007-2014
Guest
  • 2010
  • 2008
No Score Yet Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
2009-2014
Guest
  • 2009
No Score Yet Saturday Night Live
1975
Host Guest
  • 2001

QUOTES FROM Seann William Scott CHARACTERS

Jesse
Dude you got a tattoo.
Chester
So do you dude!
Chester
So then what does mine say?
Jesse
Sweet! What does mine say?
Chester
Dude! What does mine say?
Eva
You make me want to stop sleeping with a bunch of guys.
Doug Glatt
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Doug Glatt
Pat: 69! Take the number 69 it's hilarious
Doug Glatt
69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious
Doug Glatt
69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious.
Pat
69! Take the number 69. It's hilarious.
Doug Glatt
I think I nailed him.
Ronnie Shields
Fucking asshole.
Wheeler
Punk bitch.
Peppers
You got a fucking dart in your neck, man.
Frank "The Tank"
[laughing] You're... you're crazy, man. I like you, but you're crazy.
Peppers
You just took one in the jugular, man.
Peppers
It's a tranquilizer gun. If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down. Ain't that right?
E.L.
Barry, hit the lights. It's boner time!
E.L.
You're already cheating! Anytime you pass up sex, you're cheating on yourself.
E.L.
It ain't easy beings Josh's penis. Nothing has happened for two months it feels like I'm in a coma. I wish I was your dick EL, because this is torture. If something doesn't happen soon, I'm just going to pack up my balls and leave.
E.L.
Yep. I'd give us about 20 minutes before our first ass-raping.
E.L.
Think about it Josh, you're in college. The window of opportunity to drink and do drugs and take advantage of young girls is getting smaller by the day.
Ronnie Hortense
Good skills.. Too bad those are your own guys you just fucked up
Ronnie Hortense
Good skills. Too bad those are your own guys you just fucked up.
Doug Glatt
Oh sorry
Doug Glatt
Oh sorry.
Ronnie Hortense
On the bright side.. Those were your own guys you just fucked up
Ronnie Hortense
On the bright side. Those were your own guys you just fucked up.
Eva
I'm sorry I don't 'like' like you
Eva
I'm sorry I don't 'like' like you.
Doug Glatt
This is awkward (reveals present)
Doug Glatt
This is awkward. [reveals present]
Doug Glatt
(in commerical) Old cars make me angry (punches car)
Doug Glatt
[in commercial] Old cars make me angry. [punches car]
Doug Glatt
YESSSSS!
Mr. Woodcock
I don't do sorry.
John Farley
What?
Mr. Woodcock
Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups and i'm neither one.
Mr. Woodcock
Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups and I'm neither one.
Doug Glatt
Why are you crying? Did you just watch Rudy?
Doug Glatt
What's so fuckin funny gigglybits?!
Doug Glatt
Eva, that's a pretty name. Like your face. Your face is pretty.
Doug Glatt
My brother's GAY!
Dr. Ron
You touch me and ill sue you for every penny you've got
Dr. Ron
You touch me and ill sue you for every penny you've got.
Steve Stifler
(Hits Ron) I don't own a goddamn penny
Steve Stifler
[hits Ron] I don't own a goddamn penny.
Wheeler
thanks for everything guess what i did last night
Wheeler
Thanks for everything. Guess what I did last night.
Oz
you ask them questions and listen to what they have to say and shit
Oz
You ask them questions, and listen to what they have to say and shit.
Steve Stifler
i dunno man that sounds like a lot of work
Steve Stifler
I dunno, man, that sounds like a lot of work.
Steve Stifler
what did you cocks do to him
Steve Stifler
[at choir practice] What did you cocks do to him?
Oz
you came to see me in action
Oz
You came to see me in action?
Jim Levinstein
yeah man i thought you sounded really good
Jim Levinstein
Yeah man, I thought you sounded really good!
Steve Stifler
yeah man i think you need your balls reattached
Steve Stifler
Yeah man, I think you need your balls reattached!
Steve Stifler
i say why dont you guys locate your dicks remove the shrink rap and fucking use them
Steve Stifler
I say, why don't you guys locate your dicks, remove the shrink wrap, and fucking *use* them!
Steve Stifler
she called me and asked for my number
Steve Stifler
She called me and asked for my number.
Steve Stifler
i can taste the bubbles
Steve Stifler
Oh, I can taste the bubbles!
Steve Stifler
jim your dad is so much cooler than you
Steve Stifler
Your Dad is so much cooler than you!
Doug Glatt
Garbage blows in my face sometimes.
Steve Stifler
Stifler Clause is here!
Paul Finch
Grandmother-fucker.
Steve Stifler
Mother fucker.
Paul Finch
Yes I am.
Steve Stifler
Oh, you son of a bitch.
Steve Stifler
It's on like Donkey Kong, beeyotch.
Steve Stifler
If you'll excuse me, I have some shit to attend to.
Steve Stifler
Ladies, you'd better be working hard - you weren't hired for your looks. Actually you were. Not you.
Steve Stifler
I got peed on!
Steve Stifler
I'll see you guys tonight, in the "No Fucking Section", right?
Steve Stifler
I'll see you guys tonight, in the 'No Fucking Section', right?
Doug Glatt
" What is the matter Jerry ? " , Jerry : " I didn't win anything " , Glatt : " That's because it's a juke-box Jerry "
Doug Glatt
That's because it's a juke-box Jerry.
AJ
Did you just call yourself the Stiffmeister? That's the lamest thing ever
AJ
Did you just call yourself the Stiffmeister? That's the lamest thing ever.
Steve Stifler
I'm going to fucking kill you
Steve Stifler
I'm going to fucking kill you.
Crash
[Falling off the cliff] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Crash
[falling off the cliff] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Eddie
[Falling off the cliff alongside his brother] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Eddie
[falling off the cliff alongside his brother] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
Steve Stifler
Find your nuts and return them to your sack.
Oz
You completely destroyed their jetskis!
Steve Stifler
They splashed us. So...
Steve Stifler
"last time i did this cell phones didn't exist"
Steve Stifler
Last time I did this cell phones didn't exist.
Steve Stifler
I ain't worth jack shit!
Steve Stifler
Be her Daddy!
Steve Stifler
Vagina shark!
Doug Glatt
Only beer and soup for me thanks.
Xavier LaFlamme
You're a crazy mother fucker. Tabernac BAM! You fucking beat him.
Doug Glatt
Really?
Xavier LaFlamme
Yea.
Doug Glatt
Thank you!
Doug Glatt
It's not the first time the wind blew garbage in my face.
Doug Glatt
I think that we both have a light in our stomachs. A special light...Like E.T. And the team needs someone to light the way. My stomach light needs your stomach light. We can all phone home together
Doug Glatt
I think that we both have a light in our stomachs. A special light...Like E.T. And the team needs someone to light the way. My stomach light needs your stomach light. We can all phone home together.
Ronnie Hortense
Gay porn hard!
Doug Glatt
Gay porn hard!
Wheeler
Were not gona Butt Fuck these kids
Wheeler
Were not gonna butt fuck these kids.
Wheeler
I sorta have a boner
Wheeler
I sorta have a boner.
Steve Stifler
time for me to boom boom with the bridesmades finch fucker cause im gonna hang out with my wang...and im gonna rock out with my cock out
Steve Stifler
Time for me to boom boom with the bridesmades Finch fucker, cause I'm gonna hang out with my wang... and I'm gonna rock out with my cock out.
Steve Stifler
thanks for inviteing me to the graduation fucker
Steve Stifler
Gee, thanks for inviting me to the graduation party, fucker.
Steve Stifler
heya fuckface
Steve Stifler
Heya, fuckface.
Steve Stifler
Drink it! Drink it drink it drinkitdrinkitdrinkitdrinkit
Steve Stifler
Drink it! Drink it! Drink it!
Steve Stifler
Let's make this Reunion our bitch.
Steve Stifler
Let's make this reunion our bitch!
Billy Hitchcock
(watching the plane take off and the plane exploses) Here they go and here we stay!.
Billy Hitchcock
There they go, here we stay. [as he watches the plane take off and then explode]
Wheeler
It wasn't a blowjob. We fucked!
Ronnie Shields
Suck it, "Reindeer Games"!
Ronnie Shields
Suck it, 'Reindeer Games'!
Danny Donahue
I'm not Ben Affleck.
Ronnie Shields
You white, then you Ben Affleck.
Wheeler
You *are* white.
Danny Donahue
That's true, I am white.
Crash
crash i love you
Crash
Crash I love you.
Ellie
i love you
Ellie
I love you.
Steve Stifler
Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
Steve Stifler
Well, polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake.
Wheeler
You sexy like a chocolate strawberry.